Kitty Dorkling

@kittydorkling

She/her Lefty Cat lady living in Yorkshire (and also Baldur's Gate). ADHD Late Diagnosis Club. Tories, TERFs, GenAI users and suchlike get blocked on sight. And yes, that includes headers and profile pics: get fucked.

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Kitty Dorkling@kittydorkling· 7d

God, I love coming to Scotland. I just don't like knowing I have to leave, every time.

Kitty Dorkling@kittydorkling· 8d

No cheating post your lock screen

Lock screen screenshot: a shorthaired domestic black cat on some stairs with an expression of mindless violence. His pink tongue is poking out slightly from behind his lower fangs. Also it is 11pm.

Kitty Dorkling@kittydorkling· 8d

I have a couple of my Idiot Son Beetle?

A shorthaired domestic black cat lying on his side with a vacant expression and a lower fang sticking out

A shorthaired domestic black cat sitting on a desk with a vacant expression and his tongue sticking out

A shorthaired domestic black cat standing on a stair with an expression of pure violence and his tongue sticking out

A shorthaired domestic black cat lying under a radiator, stretching out really long with grippers fully extended

Kitty Dorkling@kittydorkling· 8d

It's really very pleasant here at the moment, I'm extremely glad we came.

View of a gravel path through grass to a cast-iron fence and gate, with a very basic track beyond, and thereafter nothing but lush, vibrant green. There are Scots pine trees to the right, thick ferns in abundance, and hills behind. The weather is soft and grey.

Kitty Dorkling@kittydorkling· 11d

Saturday: sorted.

The Lego Dungeons and Dragons 50th Anniversary set, newly opened and bot yet started, sat on a kitchen table

Kitty Dorkling@kittydorkling· 14d

Werwulfs notte Swerwulfs

A screen cap of Anton, played by Rhys Darby, from What We Do In The Shadows

Kitty Dorkling@kittydorkling· 14d

Hi Beetle!

A shorthaired domestic black cat leaning over the rounded side of a grey chair. His forepaws are stretched out really wide like he's trying to manspread. He regards the viewer with an expression simultaneously suspicious and a bit... vacant.

Kitty Dorkling@kittydorkling· 27d

Good work, Aggie! (Here's Beetle melting in the heat)

A shorthaired domestic black cat sitting draped over the arm of a grey sofa, his head and forepaws dangling limp

Kitty Dorkling@kittydorkling· Jul 11

Oh good, it's 11am and I am already hiding in the cellar with a heat migraine. I miss you, Mull. Let me come back soon.

Extremely grey and misty view across the water on Mull.

Kitty Dorkling@kittydorkling· Jul 9

Iona! Lovely spot. Bit foggy.

Man taking a photo of some sheep up Dun I on Iona, with the abbey faintly visible in the distance through the mist

Kitty Dorkling@kittydorkling· Jul 6

I am! I walked past this very cool tree today which I feel you might appreciate.

A tree with lots of broken-off, mossy branches reaching like tendrils towards the road, as if hoping to ensnare some heedless passing walker.

Kitty Dorkling@kittydorkling· Jul 6

I was leaning over a footstool at an awkward angle so this is not well filmed, but still worth sharing I think?

Kitty Dorkling@kittydorkling· Jul 4

Dear Mull: I love you and I never want to go home. Kiss my arse, heatwave.

Extremely damp, misty view from beside the Rubha nan Gall Lighthouse on Mull. There are rocks, there is seaweed, there is maybe about 25% less water in the air than in the actual sea. It is grey and green and perfect.

Kitty Dorkling@kittydorkling· Jul 3

What is this? A bath for ants?? (The listing for our holiday cottage included a bath. There was no photo, however... I wonder why...)

The world's tiniest pseudo-bathtub. There are probably boutique hotels that have larger basins.

Kitty Dorkling@kittydorkling· Jul 3

HELLOO SCOTLAND

View from a car dashboard showing a road with a sign reading "A74(M) The North" and distances to such places as Lockerbie, Glasgow, Edinburgh and of course Ecclefechan

Kitty Dorkling@kittydorkling· Jun 26

And I'm similarly sexy as fuck, too. britmonkey.com/2020s-politi...

Results from a Britmonkey political test. 89% woke vs 11% chud, 27% techbro vs 73% neo-luddite, 45% hopepilled vs 55% doomer, and 73% Davos vs 27% Dubai. My nearest political match is deemed to be Zohran Mamdani, current Mayor of New York City.

Kitty Dorkling@kittydorkling· Jun 23

I am very much enjoying Tiny Bookshop.

Screenshot from the game "Tiny Bookshop". A customer is requesting a recommendation, saying "What's the catch of the day? I wouldn't mind something like a thriller! I wouldn't mind some culinary inspiration." The recommended book I have chosen is... The Silence of The Lambs.

Kitty Dorkling@kittydorkling· Jun 23

New barbeque is going well

Kitty Dorkling@kittydorkling· Jun 21

Belle & Sebastian at the Piece Hall in Halifax this evening, fucking BRILLIANT, in spite of some horrendous venue choices about roilets. Early 20's past Me is very happy with the life choices that led her here. 😻

Belle & Sebastian onstage at the Piece Hall in Halifax, playing Fox in the Snow and being extremely brilliant

Kitty Dorkling@kittydorkling· Jun 18

Beetle approves this message. Inasmuch as he approves of anything, which he mostly doesn't.

A shorthaired domestic black cat sitting on a yellow and black Welsh blanket, directing a most baleful glare at the camera. In front of him is a paperback copy of "Get Ahead of Being Dead" by Evie King

Kitty Dorkling@kittydorkling· Jun 9

I finally went to the Sauna place on a local farm and it was fantastic, plus they had an awesome fluffy pig! Slight downside, I came home and proceeded to have a filthy migraine. But nevertheless! Pig!