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@kizzercrate
Work out, mash fighting games, and wax poetic about swangers and breffix. Sometimes all at the same time. Banner by @highwaymilkshake.bsky.social
Avenger: Disassembled The dichotomy of both being in the best shape of my life in short distances yet somehow regressing and absolutely sucking wind over longer distances is the most Kizzer paradox I can think of. That's okay though; the only way out is through. We press on.
I often wondered just how bad things have to be going in order to order a pizza at 10 AM. Turns out the answer is "5 developer team becomes 3 in the space of six weeks". Emotional Support Pizza: it can't code, but it can fill the void.
A story in two parts, aka "why I'm going to fistfight the entire Strava development team" The account settings link opens the app, and when you click Manage Subscription, it tells you to go to the website, and of course it doesn't link you to the website at all. Fuck off LOL
If I had a dollar for every time I ran a 5K race the morning of a wedding...I would have two dollars.
A Kizzer-flavored recession indicator: They're on sale (for three dollars more than their original sale price)! 😭😭😭
The Brickyard Run 5K, or as I like to call it, "The Curious Case of Kidnappedcrate" in which two guys in a white van were looking for me. (My timing chip malfunctioned so they couldn't pull me up on the race results screen.) Sub-30 in two weeks?
Restriction breeds creativity. Hyper Offense ain't got shit on me. I am the steel chair.
Thank you so, so much! Also, with the power of hindsight, reading this was probably the hardest I've laughed all year LMAOOOOO
This is tomorrow night! 24 hours from this very post, I'll be subjecting myself to the whims of fate and RNG as we blast through one of the most influential video games known to mankind. Hope to see y'all there! gdq.gg/juneteenth26
after wearing the Pumas during my first speed session today, these are the shoes I actually bought apparently
Calm lil' 7 miles around the golf course on an absolutely picture perfect day for a run. Eventually, my phone will stop calling me "below average".
Tails on the Trails 5K: 35:29 Okay, first time running a trail race? This finna be a breeze-- It was anything but. In any sense of the word. The sun went supernova, there was no breeze to save us, and if "uphill both ways" was a race course, this was it. But there were doggos everywhere so
Running PT Postmortem TL;DR: I run gooder, hips hurt less. Am happy. 😁 The cool part is they do provide support even after the program has ended so I'm gonna continue to work hard and also incorporate some of these rehab exercises into my regular fitness schedule.
Local 5K enthusiast presses 5K a bunch and earns a bowl of double chicken with fixins and that devilishly delightful cilantro lime sauce on the side. Honestly I'm just happy to play video games with my friends. 😁
It's time for the yearly mandated popcorn indentured servitude. If my leg falls off loading this popcorn today, every one of y'all owes me a tip of a mini bag of the caramel popping corn, to be paid in full this weekend.