Klabdak

@klabdak

Be Kind 🇺🇸 💙🌈🌎🇺🇦 CIS White Father He/Him. Former GOP. NeverTrump. Cruelty is the most attractive feature of the GOP to the MAGAcult.

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Klabdak@klabdak· 6h

Trump pictured making a funny face
Text:
THE MOMENT WHEN YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS

RIGHT AFTER YOU JUST SHIT YOUR PANTS

Klabdak@klabdak· 2d

Top Left: "Some say blue cheese is best"

Top Right: "Some say it's ranch dressing"

Middle: "But deep down we all know"

Bottom: "America is institutionally opposed to student debt relief and universal healthcare because it needs to use those programs as enticements to join the military and thus uphold it's global imperialist hegemony"

Klabdak@klabdak· 6d

txt: Like many, I got the Covid shot at Dr Fauci's urging. At first it was fine - my arm was sore but no big deal. The following day was when it finally happened - I turned into a Japanese River Otter for several hours. The situation thankfully reversed itself but I did not emerge unscathed - my skin hisses and smokes when near holy relics and I can generate codes for Windows 95 at will. Ten days after receiving the shot...I died. I am here, 5 years later, still dead. Thanks a lot, Dr Fauci.

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Klabdak@klabdak· 26d

Marked Safe From
Barack Hussein Obama's
"BURN BAGS"
Today

Klabdak@klabdak· 28d

A close-up photograph of Jeff Bezos. Thr text: Jeff Bezos thinks people are 'vilifying the rich.' Bro, you're one of the richest people on earth and 1/3 of your warehouse workers rely on government assistance for basic needs like food and rent. You ARE the villain.

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Klabdak@klabdak· May 5

kolchak @kolchak • 8h
Rude for Iran to be firing missiles after 37 truth social posts about how they've been defeated. It's like they didn't even read them.

mollificence 5h
They did not give their attention to this matter

Klabdak@klabdak· May 2

Happy #Caturday

Klabdak@klabdak· May 1

The image of Trump contains the following text:

THE PRESIDENT SAID SOMETHING INSANELY STUPID TODAY

YOU CAN REUSE THIS MEME TOMORROW

Klabdak@klabdak· Apr 29

An image shows seashells arranged in the sand to form the number 8675309 accompanied by : "Tommy Tutone indicted for threatening the 75,309th president."

Klabdak@klabdak· Apr 24

Milton Waddams from the film Office Space surrounded by flames, accompanied by the text "All you had to do was Pay us enough to live" in a Gothic font. It serves as a satirical commentary on labor rights and workplace frustration, referencing the character's ultimate act of retaliation in the movie.

Klabdak@klabdak· Apr 24

Klabdak@klabdak· Apr 16

Travis Allen 🇺🇸 (@TravisAllen02):

"If billionaires are worried about a wealth tax they should get a second job and stop buying coffee and avocado toast and pull themselves up by their bootstraps and do a better job of saving."

Klabdak@klabdak· Apr 15

The Simpsons character Helen Lovejoy crying "WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE WAREHOUSES"

Klabdak@klabdak· Apr 15

It is widely believed ol' pudding head heard a general say "incursion," but not having any military experience, and being bleach drinking stupid, he started calling his war an "excursion." Last Sunday nobody could understand why Trump thought doctors wore robes and had glowing hands. Now we know.

The first post is from Captain Obvious™ (@TheFungi669)
Karoline Leavitt: "President Trump's Truth Social post depicting him as Jesus was a doctored image."

The second post is a reply from manny (@mannyfidel)
Oh my god. Was trump told to tell the press that the image was "doctored," but misunderstood and told everyone that he was depicted as a "doctor?"

Klabdak@klabdak· Apr 10

Told my wife to have dinner ready by 6 or I'll obliterate her entire civilization.

So anyway, she now charges me a fee to use the bathroom that used to be free, and I didn't get any dinner, but I'm pretty sure I won that exchange.

Klabdak@klabdak· Apr 10

This meme uses a famous shot of Bill Murray from the film Groundhog Day to satirically suggest that threats to close the Strait of Hormuz are a repetitive, never-ending cycle in global news. "THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ IS CLOSED... AGAIN"

Klabdak@klabdak· Apr 5

This is not the Onion.

The New York Times International edition on Friday, April 3, 2026.

The newspaper headline incorrectly expanded the acronym NATO as the "North American Treaty Organization" instead of the correct North Atlantic Treaty Organization.

Klabdak@klabdak· Apr 4

There are rumors swirling because of this.

Klabdak@klabdak· Apr 4

Share your defying of illegal orders

Klabdak@klabdak· Apr 4

#Caturday

"KITTEN GAME" an impossible challenge instructs the viewer not to look at the small, fluffy tabby kitten positioned directly below the text, resulting in an immediate "GAME OVER"

Klabdak@klabdak· Mar 28

Middle Age Riot
@middleageriot

UNFUN FACT: Even if the Treasury Department printed Donald Trump's name on every bill for the next three years it wouldn't be as many times as it appears in the Epstein files.

Klabdak@klabdak· Mar 28

If billionaires are worried about a wealth tax they should get a second job and stop buying coffee and avocado toast and pull themselves up by their bootstraps and do a better job of saving.

Klabdak@klabdak· Mar 27

A sarcastic office-breakroom scene featuring a "58 DAYS" cake and a whiteboard crossing out the names of 2026 shooting victims Renee Nicole Good and Alex Pretti to celebrate a "New Agency Record" for ICE.

Klabdak@klabdak· Mar 27

Klabdak@klabdak· Mar 26

Donald Trump's senility is easy recognizable if you watch him speak longer than a sound bite. How long before advisor Stephen Miller is forced to sedate Trump and prop him in front of a camera like Melakon did to John Gill in the Star Trek Original Series episode "Patterns of Force?"