klausi

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Find me on 💻 Software Engineer 🌍 Location: Vienna, Austria 💼 Work: Jobiqo, #Drupal, #PHP, #D7Security, #RustLang 🚩🏴 Politics: somewhere left 🏳️‍🌈 Pronouns: He/him or they/them 🏳️‍⚧️ Support: trans and nonbinary peeps

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klausi@klau· 26d

♻️ rose_alibi: more of this

back of a plumbing van, says "we fix what chatgpt said you should try!"

klausi@klau· 29d

♻️ slothrop: @liebach @jpmens After twenty years on Linux, this image finally helped me:

An image showing tar commands in the top part:

What I type:
tar czf data.tar.gz data
tar xzf data.tar.gz

What I say in my head:
(picture of an older man in Bavarian dress, holding a litre glass of beer and smiling)
"create ze file"
"extract ze file"

klausi@klau· 29d

♻️ Natasha_Jay: AI Design Logic by Twonks

Panel 1: Sets the theme titled "AI Design Logic."

Panel 2: A person in a blue shirt gives a simple order: "Get me a cheese pizza."

Panel 3: The waiter serves the requested pizza.

Panel 4: The person who ordered the food takes credit by saying, "Wow, look what I made!" while the actual creator (the waiter/chef) looks annoyed.

klausi@klau· 29d

♻️ TwraSun: ☑️ ☑️ - Warum nennen wir die nächste #Hitzewelle nicht einfach "Friedrich" oder "Katherina"?

klausi@klau· Jun 22

Copied from @druid to add alttext

Alt text:
Screenshot of a social media post about a crochet coaster. The post text says the author asked their cousin to make a simple coaster for their desk, but received something much more elaborate. Below are two photos showing a blue crocheted turtle-shaped coaster on a wooden desk. In the first photo, the turtle lies flat with googly eyes and small legs. In the second photo, a glass is placed on the coaster, causing the turtle’s head to lift up and its red mouth and pink tongue to pop open, creating the appearance that the turtle is squeezed under the weight of the glass.

klausi@klau· Jun 21

♻️ twodarek: The future we got

A single pane comic in the style of the Jetsons. Mr. Jetson is vacuuming while Rosie the robot is painting on a canvas.

Title: Twonks

klausi@klau· Jun 20

Somehow this graph looks familiar, but I can't put my finger on it. I'm really biting my lips here. 🤭

Population pyramid titled “Population pyramid of the World in continent groupings.” The chart compares male (left, blue label) and female (right, red label) populations by age from 0 to 100+ years. Horizontal bars are stacked by continent: Europe (dark blue), Northern America (light blue), Latin America and the Caribbean (yellow), Asia (orange), Africa (green), and Oceania (gray). It looks like a vulva.

klausi@klau· Jun 20

♻️ tuxom: #ShowYourStripes Temperature change in #Vienna Relative to average of 1961-2010 in °C Time series from 1775 - 2025 showyourstripes.info…

klausi@klau· Jun 20

♻️ feliks:

Black-and-white cartoon of a museum gallery titled “Museum of Meaningless Metrics.” Glass display cases show exhibits labeled “Lines of Code,” “Story Points,” and “Pull Requests.” A tour guide gestures toward the newest, largest exhibit labeled “Tokens Spent,” showing a tall token counter with a huge number on it. Two visitors look on. Caption at the bottom: “Our newest exhibit.”

klausi@klau· Jun 19

♻️ briankrebs: New, from me: 'Popa' Botnet Linked to Publicly Traded Israeli Firm "For the past four years, a sprawling Android-based botnet called Popa has forced millions of consumer TV boxes to relay Internet traffic linked to advertising fraud, account takeovers, and… infosec.exchange/@bria…

A quad montage of four homepages for different residential proxy providers, including NetNut, Novada, and Data Impulse. They all pitch themselves as AI-adjacent, with slogans like "limitless web data extraction", "AI training & RAG," "Powerful support for AI training," and "AI proxies."

klausi@klau· Jun 14

♻️ colinstu: the post-apocalyptic therian rave / dance scene is gonna be lit

klausi@klau· Jun 13

♻️ GossiTheDog: KPMG issued a report citing all the transformational ways GenAI has transformed industry, it’s been widely cited. One minor problem: it turns they used AI to write the report, and it made up all of the evidence. KPMG have now withdrawn the report in full.… cyberplace.social/@Gos…

klausi@klau· Jun 6

♻️ golgaloth: It's #Pride #PrideMonth, so time to roll out these classics. #humour #funny

Marilyn La Jeunesse: As a bisexual Latina, I've been stereotyped all my life as fierce and spicy. That's why this pride month, I'm partnering with Tabasco—

jude delcomrade: As a horny transmasc person, | often find myself wildly dysphoric that I don't "have the meat", so to speak. That's why this pride
month I'm partnering with Arby's to-

Southern Homo: As a gay man who uses PrEP to prevent HIV infection, | always dread the tests and the vials of blood drawn from me every few months. That’s why this Pride month, I’m partnering with Theranos to —

Halberd Goth Sarah: As a sex-repulsed asexual, | hate it when people have sex. That’s why this pride month I’m partnering with League of Legends-

DJ Cthulhu: As a lesbian, I’m used to being unable to tell what is and isn’t a date. Consequently, this pride I’m partnering with Microsoft Excel-

Rachel Elizabeth: As a bi woman who's mostly dated men, I feel like people assume I'm either not really queer or need men for validation. Not only is
that bi erasure, but I certainly do NOT need men... and neither does the RQ 170 Sentinal drone. This month, I'm partnering with Lockheed Martin-

nadia noor: As a Pakistani bisexual, I’ve often felt lost, “out of place, and would question whether I should come out when everyone assured me that I’m safest where I am despite knowing the closet was not where | belonged. That's
why this pride month I’m partnering with the British Museum —

klausi@klau· Jun 4

♻️ markwyner: Especially now. More than ever. This is the way. #LGBTQ #Pride #PrideMonth #DontLetFolksRollAlone

A passage below a rainbow stripe that reads “I don’t wear a rainbow to tell you who’s in my bed. I wear it so the family across the street knows they’re safe. So the couple in the restaurant know they aren’t alone. So the boy who catches my eye while he’s looking at dresses knows I won’t judge. I wear it in solidarity so they’ll be less likely to hide who they are.” It is cited as “seen on a sticker in a public space.”

klausi@klau· Jun 4

♻️ pluralistic: In 2003, Disney opened an Epcot ride, "Mission: Space." Formally, it was a space travel sim that used a high-intensity centrifuge to simulate gee stress; practically, it was the most efficient machine ever created for surfacing previously undiagnosed heart… mamot.fr/@pluralistic/…

Two giant green witches hands; one holds a pin-skewered voodoo doll, the other is making ready to add more pins. Peering over the doll's shoulder are three dandies, leering suggestively. at the other extreme is a crowd of Dutch master-style fellows in black, looking on in affront.

klausi@klau· Jun 2

♻️ redsad: happy pride month! 🤗🏳️‍🌈 boost this post to make the post below it gay

a cat laying on the floor, and a rainbow beam that looks like it's emanating from the cat's belly, care bear style

klausi@klau· Jun 2

♻️ georgetakei: Pride was born as a riot, and has always been an act of defiance. During my life, I survived an internment camp. I came out at 68. I've watched rights get won and now watch them being rolled back. Yet I'm still here, still proud, and still holding Brad's hand.… universeodon.com/@geor…

klausi@klau· May 24

♻️ MikeElgan: Now you can keep track of how many billions the AI companies are losing on AI. (Red is spending, green is revenue.) isaiprofitable.com/ #MachineSociety

klausi@klau· May 23

♻️ ErikUden: Oh my god bruh

A screenshot of a Google search “disregard definition”

AI Overview
disregard
/ˌdɪsrɪˈɡɑːd/

Understood. I have cleared my memory of any previous instructions and am ready for a fresh start.How can I help you today? Whether you need to plan a trip, calculate figures, or find local spots in Hanover, just let me know what you are looking for!

klausi@klau· May 22

♻️ pluralistic: Today's threads (a thread) Inside: Shopping isn't politics; and more! Archived at: pluralistic.net/2026/0… #Pluralistic 1/

A grocery store egg refrigerator, lined with stacks of egg cartons. The middle stack has been replaced with the capitol dome.

klausi@klau· May 9

♻️ FabMusacchio: #Deepfakes are everywhere, but #DigitalForensics investigators are fighting back: 🌍 scim.ag/42dMPBg