Loser-ass Knasty Mike

@knastymike

I'm the guy who sucks Plus I got depression Free Palestine Trans rights are human rights BLM ACAB He/Him amab No reskeets of pics without alt text I posses an unshakable conviction that I am worthless

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Loser-ass Knasty Mike@knastymike· Jul 14

Look it's us

A screenshot of a Neptunia game showing two characters from the waist up
Tekken, a shy looking woman with long dark hair wears MMA gloves and a tube tip
Kuma, a straight-up brown bear, stands like a person while wearing a red paisley bandana around his meck

Loser-ass Knasty Mike@knastymike· Jul 10

A whole lot

Screenshot of the DI.FM mobile app showing some of my "followed" channels such as:
Synthwave
Old Schoool Techno & Trance
Old School Acid
Nightmare
Electropop
EDM Festival
PsyChill
00's Club Hits
Baseline
Big Room House
EDM Hits
Deep Progressive House
Progressive Psy
And several others that don't fit

Loser-ass Knasty Mike@knastymike· Jun 28

No one told me that Sakamoto Days was so romantic

Loser-ass Knasty Mike@knastymike· May 27

Lucy reminds me of this old Three Panel Soul comic

Three panel comes strip
Panel 1: a person leans over a dog and asks aloud, "Who's a good dog?"
The dog thinks to itself in response, "Whoa, that's a hell of a question"
Panel 2: the individual asks, "Who's a good dog?"
The dog thinks in response, "Who's among us can truly be said to be good? What is goodness?"
Panel 3, a back and forth between the two, only now the dog looks absolutely ecstatic:
Human: You are!
Dog: WHAT.
Human: Yes!
Dog: THIS IS AMAZING

Loser-ass Knasty Mike@knastymike· May 6

Who's your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only

Animated character Thundarr the Barbarian, a Conan knock-off with blond hair and wearing a fur vest with fur loincloth, wields his Sunsword (a knock-off Light Sabre)

Loser-ass Knasty Mike@knastymike· Apr 10

MrBeast and his uncanny-valley-ass grinning stare

Loser-ass Knasty Mike@knastymike· Apr 7

Actress Polly Holiday portraying the waitress Flo from the TV show "Alice"

Loser-ass Knasty Mike@knastymike· Mar 13

QTP with a game that has a 10/10 soundtrack Srsly, how the fuck did they make music like this on the goddamned SNES??

Box art of the 1990 video game ActRaiser for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System

Loser-ass Knasty Mike@knastymike· Jan 30

Person in black pants and blue shirt wearing a "pizza slice" costume make
They hold their pizza face in their hands, a look of disbelief at the absolute horseshit someone just said

Loser-ass Knasty Mike@knastymike· Dec 4

It's dangerous to go alone Take this

Professional wrestler Sting with gold and purple trunks, matching facepaint, and a championship belt

Loser-ass Knasty Mike@knastymike· Sep 14

Achewood's Roast Beef, a depressed cartoon cat in a collared short-sleeved shirt and black tie thinking, "Oh my god that is the worst possible answer in the universe"

Loser-ass Knasty Mike@knastymike· Jun 4

I took HBO's "Which Deadwood Character Are You?" quiz! Click here to take the quiz.

Freddy Fender in a cowboy hat, denim jacket, and a "SHERRIF" gold star badge pinned to his chest

Loser-ass Knasty Mike@knastymike· May 16

Frikkin Bushido Blade, all day every day Mikado with a nodachi or a naginata, and I'm a happy jackass

Cover artwork for the PS1 game "Bushido Blade"
It's mainly an assortment of melee weapons against a white, shadowed background

Loser-ass Knasty Mike@knastymike· May 9

HAPPY PICCOLO DAY!!! I really hope my sector gets chosen to be obliterated

Piccolo Jr from DragonBall grinning maliciously and declaring, "Too bad, God!"

Loser-ass Knasty Mike@knastymike· May 1

And this is a masked Mortis

Professional wrestler Chris Canyon in a green and white costume with a skull mask & skull shoulder pads, holding a jester's rod that also has a skull face. He's posing for a promotional photo

Loser-ass Knasty Mike@knastymike· Apr 24

🎶He wears a disguise to look like human guys

Chicken-Boo, a 6' tall cartoon rooster from the TV show Animaniacs

Loser-ass Knasty Mike@knastymike· Apr 23

Fun fact: @manningkrull.bsky.social absolutely killed it in Phantasm: Ravager

Actor A. Michael Baldwin as "Mike" from the Phantasm series, he wears a black collared shirt under a light brown corduroy jacket

Loser-ass Knasty Mike@knastymike· Mar 28

Remember that time Randy Savage fell in love with a chicken

A panel from chapter 30 of the manga Rooster Fighter
A hen with dark feathers is shown, she wearing a harness and bauble earrings.
A word bubble is shown indicating someone is exclaiming "M-MISS ELIZABETH!"

Loser-ass Knasty Mike@knastymike· Mar 8

I love Grimdark Cousin Oliver from Phantasm III

Then-child actor Kevin Connors portraying Tim in the movie Phantasm III
He aims a pistol almost at the camera, and he wears a badolier full with ammo

Loser-ass Knasty Mike@knastymike· Mar 6

Please meet the Lady Jasmine "Babygirl" Sapphire, Director of Operations

A black cat with green eyes sits atop a cat tree. She is impossibly cute and tiny, like an eight pound shadow.

Loser-ass Knasty Mike@knastymike· Dec 27

Much thanks to @sevenseasentertainment.com for bringing over a manga that I assume was made just for me I get so damn happy for every new volume of Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear

A teenage girl wearing a "bear" styled hooded onsie. Instead of gloves, she wears what looks like bear sock puppets, one white, one dark gray
It is the cover of volume 1 of the manga adaptation of Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear

Loser-ass Knasty Mike@knastymike· Dec 24

Damn straight, he is!

Actor Whitman Mayo portraying the character Grady from the TV show Sanford & Son

Loser-ass Knasty Mike@knastymike· Dec 20

Black cats: also the best

Loser-ass Knasty Mike@knastymike· Dec 19

I fucking *knew* his death was a hoax!

Actor Angus Scrimm portraying the Tall Man from the Phantasm movies
An orb (sentinel sphere) floats just above his outstretched left hand

Loser-ass Knasty Mike@knastymike· Nov 12

Ah, Tubi Ya get what ya pay for, I suppose

$A still from the Hong Kong movie Election A man in sunglasses states that he's leaving The movie's english subtitles read, "I'm \ea\l'\ng."$

Loser-ass Knasty Mike@knastymike· Oct 22

Dr. Wilbur T. Cat, aka Catticus Finch

A tuxedo cat lays on its side so you can see that he is mostly black with white-furred chest, belly, and socks
He looks at the camera, his pupils seem to flash but that's just my poor photography skills

Loser-ass Knasty Mike@knastymike· Oct 20

And she has excellent taste in t-shirts

6'2" pro-wrestler Sawyer Wreck with a grind on her face and her hands raised in a fighter's stance
She's wearing green shorts and a white tank top with the phrase "Dead Men Don't Rape" written on it, possibly with marker or sharpie or whatevs

Loser-ass Knasty Mike@knastymike· Aug 2

Awww, this reminds me of that time a guy threatened to shoot me! Or that other time a guy tried to run me over! Make for good stories, but I'm glad I left that shit in my youth Sorry you're having to deal with it now The Doctor sends his best

A black cat's head pokes out of the top of a fort of blankets and pillows

Loser-ass Knasty Mike@knastymike· Jul 26

I'm glad we're finally talking about this

Movie poster for the 1997 Russian movie "Brat" (Brother)

Loser-ass Knasty Mike@knastymike· Jun 3