Emily (@knifejogger) · DIRTY

Emily

@knifejogger

Quagsire fan • I like Pokemon, birds, and bugs • 33 I am simply here to look at posts, please do not perceive me (lumpy woman-shaped thing, any pronouns) 💍 @glebs.bsky.social ♥️

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Emily@knifejogger· Jul 11

A screenshot showing a post from Frog and Toad Bot: “Toad, where are you?” called Frog.

Directly below that is a post reading “I’m here you fuckaas bitch” with a picture of the store Men’s Wearhouse with the sign partially burnt out so it says swearhouse.

Emily@knifejogger· Jun 12

spiders I’ve seen recently!!

Photo of a wolf spider on a gray tile floor. It is brown with a lighter stripe down its back.

Photo of a small spider with very thin legs on a white wall. I am not sure what kind it is, possibly a triangulate cobweb spider.

Photo of some kind of brown crab spider with a fat abdomen. It is on a white paper plate on the ground with some wood chips and plants visible on the edge of the picture.

Photo of a very tiny bold jumping spider on the edge of a green picnic table. It has big eyes and is very cute.

Emily@knifejogger· Feb 22

Used this spoon from @cosmicdevilart.bsky.social when making agua de Jamaica, which stained it red and enhanced the coolness.

A wooden spoon woodburned with artwork of an open mouth and teeth on the face of the spoon. The wood is stained a pinkish red from using it to stir agua de Jamaica.

A wooden spoon woodburned with artwork of two eyeballs and a web of veins or tendons connecting them on the back of the spoon. The wood is stained a pinkish red from using it to stir agua de Jamaica.

Emily@knifejogger· Dec 14

Who up juicing they lemons?

Half a lemon in a metal juicer on a kitchen counter. There is a Pyrex measuring cup under it to catch the juice, and discarded squeezed lemon halves on the counter behind it.

Emily@knifejogger· Nov 14

I wonder what Epstein was doing in 2001

glowing brain meme

Emily@knifejogger· Nov 13

yeeeeeaaaaahh booooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

A photo of the night sky with the aurora borealis visible with green glow below and reddish pink streaks above. At the bottom of the photo there are silhouettes of trees and some marshy plants (I think they might be phragmites).

Emily@knifejogger· Oct 16

Image with three red no symbols over clip art of a loudspeaker, computer, and kiosks. Text reads:

All Robot & Computers Must Shut The Hell Up
To All Machines: You Do Not Speak Unless Spoken To
And I Will Never Speak To You
I Do Not Want To Hear “Thank You” From A Kiosk
I am a Divine Being : You are an Object
You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue

Emily@knifejogger· Sep 4

BABY

A fuzzy little jumping spider (possibly a bold jumper, but I’m not an expert) on a green picnic table. The spider is looking up at the camera.

Emily@knifejogger· Sep 1

Photo of Weird Al laying on the floor holding an accordion, surrounded by many pairs of Vans shoes.

Emily@knifejogger· Aug 3

I used to have a Zune that was this color

A second generation Zune mp3 player. It is an olive green color, which matches the color in the quoted post.

Emily@knifejogger· Mar 28

the anomalocaris holy trinity:

Digimon card of Anomalocarimon (which was called Scorpiomon in English)

Pokémon card of Anorith

Yu-Gi-Oh! card of Paleozoic Anomalocaris

Emily@knifejogger· Mar 10

Bobon and Dedoit

Emily@knifejogger· Feb 7

[YELLING] I LOVE SOUP !!!!!!!!

A bowl of ramen noodle soup with vegetables (baby bok choy, carrots, corn, and green onion), topped with a big ol’ piece of chicken katsu

Emily@knifejogger· Jan 16

I couldn’t pass by without making this

The “LeBron James Reportedly” meme, picturing him pinching the bridge of his nose, with bold text underneath saying “LeBron James Reportedly Woke Up Entire House At 3 AM Trying To Sneak Cookies Out The Loud Ass Plastic Case”

Emily@knifejogger· Dec 13

Reminder to self: despite everything, there is still beauty in the world.

Photo of a sunrise. In the foreground is a rolling hill dusted with snow. In the distance over a silhouette of the treeline, the sun is rising, glowing orange and painting the sky orange and yellow in a horizontal strip, with clouds above. At the top, the grey clouds disperse slightly, revealing pale blue sky.

Emily@knifejogger· Oct 20

HOLY SHIT

A giant, and I mean absolutely huge, plastic tub of Reese’s peanut butter cups at a big box store. The label says it contains 375 cups and weighs over 12 pounds.

Emily@knifejogger· Oct 20

NOOOOOOOOO FREE HIM

Aaron Paul screaming meme

Emily@knifejogger· Feb 4

borger 🤤

A homemade cheeseburger on a plate with tater tots. The burger has two smashed patties, melty cheese, grilled onions and green bell peppers, and bacon.

The same burger as before, now cut in half to show a cross section.

Emily@knifejogger· Feb 3

Neuralink test trials are going as expected

A screenshot from the Max Headroom episode "Blipverts". It is an illustration of a person sitting in a chair in front of a TV, with the TV beaming the word BUY into the person repeatedly. The person's head is highlighted, representing energy gathering in their body. In this episode, the blipvert commercials are causing people to explode.

Emily@knifejogger· Jan 11

I grew up on these streets

A screenshot from the PC game "Putt Putt Saves the Zoo". Putt Putt, a purple cartoon car, sits at a crossroads leading to 3 sections of the zoo, labeled "Arctic Land" "Grasslands" and "Jungle Land".

Emily@knifejogger· Jan 10

if you see this post a robot

the Big O Megadeus from the Big O anime

Emily@knifejogger· Jan 1

Dragon that eats homophobia 💙

A photo of graffiti drawn with marker on wood. In the top left corner, it says "I'm gay" - next to that, someone has written "no one cares". Someone else has drawn a dragon's head with its mouth open as if it was eating the second comment. Below that, it's labeled "dragon that eats homophobia ♡". At the top of the image, someone else has written "Death to all homophobes :)"

Emily@knifejogger· Dec 9

I saw A Friend today while out shopping!

On top of a shelf full of candy, there is a Gengar plush and a little light-brown dog plush (perhaps a Chihuahua) next to a small Christmas tree. They are both wearing Santa hats.

A zoomed-in version of the previous photo, showing a close-up of the Gengar wearing a Santa hat.

Emily@knifejogger· Dec 8

3-in-1? try 18-in-1

The label from Dr. Bronner's soap, which (among a wall of text about the founder's beliefs) claims to have 18 uses in 1 soap.

Emily@knifejogger· Nov 29

Using only a restaurant, tell us where you went to college.

Abe's Coney Island restaurant. It closed though, RIP :(

Emily@knifejogger· Nov 29

A cardboard cutout of Leonardo DiCaprio. Someone has put a Santa hat on him. The price tag reads "LEO $25.00"

Emily@knifejogger· Nov 23

homemade dinner rolls, before and after baking

A pan of 24 homemade dinner rolls, unbaked.

The same pan of dinner rolls, now baked and golden brown, with melted butter brushed over the tops.

Emily@knifejogger· Nov 20

my first ever attempt at making homemade chicken broth

A large bowl of chicken broth.

Emily@knifejogger· Nov 20

Pie's done! 🥧

A large rectangular lasagna pan, containing an apple pie / apple crumble type dessert. It was made by tripling an apple pie recipe meant for a regular round pie pan.

Emily@knifejogger· Nov 16

this immediately came to mind

A train boxcar with the entire side painted with the Sonic the Hedgehog and giant letters in the Sonic font spelling "SLUTS"