Build A Kobold Workshop

@koboldworkshop

I'm a dragon that makes kobolds in my workshop before tossing them out into the world to wreak havoc. This account is SFW (with some mildly suggestive jokes sometimes), so please keep comments that way! Owned by @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social‬ (🔞)

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Build A Kobold Workshop@koboldworkshop· Jul 9

Kobold named:

Build A Kobold Workshop@koboldworkshop· Jun 19

How I talk to my kobolds while soothing them to sleep

Build A Kobold Workshop@koboldworkshop· May 30

he is going to catch you

Build A Kobold Workshop@koboldworkshop· May 22

fuhhkkk

Build A Kobold Workshop@koboldworkshop· May 18

Cursed to only eat flamin’ hot evidently

Build A Kobold Workshop@koboldworkshop· May 18

I hope you’re all taking notes, cuz I sure am.

Build A Kobold Workshop@koboldworkshop· May 17

Kobold 7 came up to me at 9:21 AM (sleep time) to ask if they can rob a McDonalds for “all their cheeseburgers” I don’t think McDonalds sells cheeseburgers at 9 in the morning, but

Build A Kobold Workshop@koboldworkshop· May 15

Went a little something like this:

Build A Kobold Workshop@koboldworkshop· May 13

bro think he

Build A Kobold Workshop@koboldworkshop· May 10

Build A Kobold Workshop@koboldworkshop· May 4

I’m co nsuming my slop

Build A Kobold Workshop@koboldworkshop· Apr 28

Live recreation of me any time I try to interact with my kobolds during 6 AM to 4 PM (sleepy time)

Build A Kobold Workshop@koboldworkshop· Apr 17

The evil and nefarious turning it off and on again:

Build A Kobold Workshop@koboldworkshop· Apr 12

Kobold that is a really ugly green color, like this:

Build A Kobold Workshop@koboldworkshop· Apr 12

Okay but counterpoint: oddly seductive image of woman pouring white paint into a bucket

Build A Kobold Workshop@koboldworkshop· Apr 12

Come on in, the bucket’s fine~

Build A Kobold Workshop@koboldworkshop· Apr 9

Who wants a reverse Mohawk?~~~

Build A Kobold Workshop@koboldworkshop· Apr 8

Sometimes I like to go up to my little baby kobolds and stare at them all looming and threatening like

Build A Kobold Workshop@koboldworkshop· Apr 4

Genuinely was just eating kobold food back when I was in high school like does anyone wanna try The Concoction?

Build A Kobold Workshop@koboldworkshop· Apr 4

I mentioned in passing that I actually like to blood sacrifice kobolds once yearly to the volcano goddess to prevent the near-total destruction of the world as we know it to my kobold horde and they all looked at me like this for some reason

Build A Kobold Workshop@koboldworkshop· Apr 3

My bee-bold came home absolutely sauced

Build A Kobold Workshop@koboldworkshop· Apr 3

🙂‍↔️

Build A Kobold Workshop@koboldworkshop· Mar 19

Oh look, here he comes now!

Build A Kobold Workshop@koboldworkshop· Mar 18

No. And for your insolence, I CAST CAR!

Build A Kobold Workshop@koboldworkshop· Mar 15

you tell me

Build A Kobold Workshop@koboldworkshop· Mar 12

Noodle dragons when I put them in my spaghetti (dumbass is never getting the pasta sauce out of their scales):

Build A Kobold Workshop@koboldworkshop· Mar 9

Build A Kobold Workshop@koboldworkshop· Mar 4

I told my kobolds that I was going to confiscate their shiny stashes at bed time so they can focus on sleep and they all in unison wordlessly pulled out their phones (that I did not buy them???) and sent this image to my phone:

Build A Kobold Workshop@koboldworkshop· Feb 22

find my cave -kobold (yes yes real)