Gas rose from $3.98 this morning to $4.39 this afternoon. Fuck this regime. Fuck this unlawful war. Fuck the Epstein class.

Running along the carpet when I was walking to my desk yesterday morning. I hate this office.

What a banger! 😁

Winona 🦫 (IYKYK) was out and about at my folks' house

I gathered herbs and veggies last night and accidentally collected this tiny jumping spider. I have named it Vogël (Tiny One). I don't know where it has gone but perhaps it will eat some office bedbugs and roaches to grow into the giant that will help us with world domination.

She's absolutely precious. That little grey spot on the top of her head needs thousands of kisses.

Out in the wild: "Words are weapons. Silence is surrender."

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tRump's Needful Thing would be a Stacie doll. Maybe not this one because she has a puppy and he hates dogs.

Hopefully more of these monsters die off soon

Huzzah!

Heavy rain here yesterday, so had a pretty decent lil haul from the garden today. #organic #growyourown

Mom, Dad, Brother, FP, and I made terrariums together today. It was lots of fun. 🌱

Went to take the recycling and trash out and neighborhood sweetie was outside to greet me. Fed her some treats and got in some pets. 💗🐈‍⬛ Am very allergic, but okay if I wash my hands right away. ☺️

The Leg Lamp cookie cutter I bought last year at the A Christmas Story museum shop sorta makes cookies that look penises also.

He's a pedophile (technically ephebophile) at 39 dated a 17 yo. Gross person. WTF were her parents thinking? Gravy train? Let's traffic our teen to a comedian. 🤮 Absolute shit parents and shit adult there. A 40 yo coming for my FP should expect charges, perhaps even violence.

Got a cucumber, three jalapeños, and a bell pepper in tonight's harvest. #growingfood #organic Took several banana peppers and jalapeños to work for a friend this morning from last night's haul.

Sitting in front of the fan getting cooler. The AC is on, but he's a pretty fuzzy boy, so he's adding some additional coolness to his day. After this photo, he stretched out for a nap.

These fellas are absolutely my sons. 🥰

tRump is more like the dog in Diary of a Wimpy Kid after she goes to Grandma's

Damn, and here I was thinking Melanoma was really Ian Michael Vincent, tired of acting professionally. 😉

I still like this style better.

Heck yeah! It's delightful to watch a dog enjoy playing. Sometimes, my boys have a tug of war. Mostly, they keep the furniture from flying away.

From what we have seen in the #epsteinfiles where do you think he falls?

I loved this book as a child. I also enjoyed "The Littles" which was the cartoon inspired by it.

I really enjoy growing my own food. First harvest of raspberries.

I'm so glad he had a shitty 80th birthday. 🎉

Michelle Obama is a beautiful, educated, classy, and beloved woman who was a gracious and lovely FLOTUS.