You lied to me Edward!

Tangentially, Stuart Surridge also made the best cricket bats (apart from Duncan Fearnley’s Magnum, which - if I’d had - I’m convinced I would have played like Allan Border

Stop scrolling & post two characters who bring you happiness

Wonderful delivery today of an amazing book by a truly amazing person. The joy of Hookland is as a creative place to spend a while with the naughty spirits and wonderful souls. @hookland.bsky.social

I have spent the day in turmoil because I got Mark Carney. Turns out, he's more woke than the Pope! Now, about the rupture in the world order, I've got some thoughts...

"Wickets Sarge, thousands of them" #cricket

So my little, expensive friends. We meet again. You’d better be the “classic” flavour and not the terrible chemically flavour that your canned chums have become.

There was only one problem with the claim that demand for Helium-3 is going to soar...

“It’s gone straight into the confectionary stall and out again”

TV singer Paul Potts. A Sontaran.

All Hail #Macca Day! And what a peach of an album it is as well.

I think he’s got quite a specific vision though …

I went to a chiropodist a few years back and they recommended this stuff. It’s worked really well for me

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars/Trek, HP, LOTR, Marvel

Seems only fitting to keep up with tradition...

"Here is the jar of chilli oil. And here. And it is also here".

Hey @waltydunlop.bsky.social look what you made me do…

I don't understand, what's your beef?

We knew didn’t we. As day follows night.

This is not without precedent. I give you Astronaut Leland Melvin

Just add the noseybonk music to get a true sense of my utter helplessness.