Mads Transmegistus 🥭🎶🦊

@krankenschreibe

36, trans, she/they, polyamorous, autistic, Korps squeakytoy, baphometic priestess, hot mess pfp vday gift from menagerie, artist is zovielle on FA ❤️ Check my band out I'm cooler as part of a team promise

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Mads Transmegistus 🥭🎶🦊@krankenschreibe· 29d

User 1: thanks for the trashy comment 👍
User 2: no prob, mirrors are often trash to people who are ugly inside!

Mads Transmegistus 🥭🎶🦊@krankenschreibe· Jun 27

Proper aura farming technique is critical to achieve the best coolpoint crop

Mads Transmegistus 🥭🎶🦊@krankenschreibe· Jun 13

You can feel it, can't you? The thundering quake of Le Retour scares them so much; it's forced their hands into stupid action. These are not actions of a stable, confident collection of world leaders. You will forever be a thousand times better than these cowards. Hold your head high, Comrade.

Mads Transmegistus 🥭🎶🦊@krankenschreibe· Jun 10

Set one done for a private gig this afternoon! Set two coming right up. Then I'm helping with my first legal clinic! Who thought I was capable of all this again? 😂

A very gay gay doing gay things gayly in a rainbow bandana, Steven universe shirt, and her standard pink glasses.

Mads Transmegistus 🥭🎶🦊@krankenschreibe· May 4

Gotta get down to it Soldiers are gunning us down; Should've been gone long ago What if you knew her and Found her dead on the ground? How could you run when you know? The Kent State shootings will forever be a more important day to memorialize than star wars.

Mads Transmegistus 🥭🎶🦊@krankenschreibe· Apr 26

Out of context YouTube thumbnails gave me this gem. Yeah. Yeah I bet you know all about that tax you filthy little man, you.

Man beams with pride as he stands next to a chalkboard that says: "Today's lesson: FUTA TAX."

Mads Transmegistus 🥭🎶🦊@krankenschreibe· Apr 23

"AI is the future" Forced AI intégration ads:

Two poor renditions of a scene from Grease, with the caption "You're one one san That I'ne Want" overlayed in the middle.

Mads Transmegistus 🥭🎶🦊@krankenschreibe· Apr 13

Mads Transmegistus 🥭🎶🦊@krankenschreibe· Apr 10

Mads Transmegistus 🥭🎶🦊@krankenschreibe· Apr 8

via Shawn Dickinson

Mads Transmegistus 🥭🎶🦊@krankenschreibe· Apr 2

Mads Transmegistus 🥭🎶🦊@krankenschreibe· Mar 28

poomang.com/en/t/smooth_... I mean I'm cool being alone, but I love people a whole lot. Other than that, frog!Mads would likely just get weirded out by the mucus.

Mads Transmegistus 🥭🎶🦊@krankenschreibe· Mar 20

First outside time of the year! Still mad he has to be on a leash.

Mads Transmegistus 🥭🎶🦊@krankenschreibe· Mar 14

Not bad for a colorblind chick

Mads Transmegistus 🥭🎶🦊@krankenschreibe· Mar 4

The king is dead Long live the king. (Compare their war statements.)

Uncommon meme format:

"Friendship ending with Bernie
Now Zohran is my best friend"
Depicted are Bernie Sanders, zohran mamdani, and the originator of the meme.

Mads Transmegistus 🥭🎶🦊@krankenschreibe· Feb 19

This is what I'd actually say to my younger self.

A young child in green and black, and a trans woman in pink,stand in a room. They will be labelled G and P for the following conversation.

G: holy shit are you me from the future?
P: SHUT THE FUCK UP, you greasy homonculus!!!
G: d- do I become a girl?
P: it doesn't fucking MATTER dude. You gotta get into survival gardening, like, yesterday.

Mads Transmegistus 🥭🎶🦊@krankenschreibe· Jan 20

FINALLY I CAN PLAY THE VAMPIRE DOMMY MOMMY GAME

Picture of a TV screen, depicting Resident Evil Village on Xbox Game Pass Premium

Mads Transmegistus 🥭🎶🦊@krankenschreibe· Jan 20

Surprising no one

A result from yiffpersonality stating that the bottom femme fox is in fact a bottom femme fox

Mads Transmegistus 🥭🎶🦊@krankenschreibe· Nov 4

Rest in piss

The grim reaper stands at a claw machine full of people. He's fished out Dick Cheney. He complains, "Damn it, is Trump even in this thing?"

Mads Transmegistus 🥭🎶🦊@krankenschreibe· Oct 13

This cat loves being outside.

A Maine coon lounges between two carved pumpkins and the railing of an unfinshed porch. His tail swishes in the dappled sunlight.

Mads Transmegistus 🥭🎶🦊@krankenschreibe· Oct 12

To quote John Oliver, "Cool."

Senator Casey Einstein likes your comment: "Mark Nonya you're probably being..."

Madeline Eckhart said, "Mark Nonya you're probably being sarcastic but I'm super in support of brownshirt-free zones."

Mads Transmegistus 🥭🎶🦊@krankenschreibe· Oct 8

My plant is the size of a small child lol

A cannabis plant stands as tall as the dresser it sits next to.

Mads Transmegistus 🥭🎶🦊@krankenschreibe· Oct 7

Professor Tobias Thumbs would like to wish you all a delightful autumn.

A large Maine coon lounges between two carved pumpkins on an old stained porch. On each rail are decorations. A wild grape vine grows off of a shepherd's hook on one side, while on the other dried cornstalks are tied to a second hook. A sign rests against the handrail reading "spooky Street", with arrows pointing West toward "Haunted Cat" and East toward "Witch's Way."

The porch overlooks a green yard with mums at the corners and a walkway leading out toward the street. Just before it hits the tree lawn, it splits into a sidewalk. The walkways and street are wet with a cold fall rain. Across the road is another sidewalk and a decently-sized modern church.

Mads Transmegistus 🥭🎶🦊@krankenschreibe· Oct 7

We've been watching The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings. Tonight we finished the movies and carved pumpkins! Behold.

Two pumpkins, unalike in dignity
On fair Mads' porch is where we lay our scene.
From carved eye of foe springs forth fresh mutiny
While Hobbit's home protects from the obscene.

A Hobbit home carved from a pumpkin rather than a hill! Looks rather cozy.

Mads Transmegistus 🥭🎶🦊@krankenschreibe· Oct 3

Porch Panther

A Maine coon on a harness and leash explores his porch.

Mads Transmegistus 🥭🎶🦊@krankenschreibe· Sep 30

I'm now ranked higher than 92% of Marvel Rivals players on my server. Boss.

Jeff the landshark in shades eating popcorn.

Mads Transmegistus 🥭🎶🦊@krankenschreibe· Sep 26

Maybe, if you're Christian, you should actually behave like the guy.

Text reads, "We only live in a fallen world because you are purposefully allowing it to fall."

Mads Transmegistus 🥭🎶🦊@krankenschreibe· Sep 10

Lolplants

Three cannabis plants are depicted in various stages of growth, all from the same dna stock. The mother plant's name is Jane of Babylon. The younger plants are named Jean of Assisi and Joan of Ninevah.

Mads Transmegistus 🥭🎶🦊@krankenschreibe· Sep 7

Fascists will always co-opt the dominant faith of whatever land they're attempting to conquer. They mutate, pervert, then excrete it right into the mouths of people who couldn't care less whether it aligns with the words of the prophets If they get to feel good about hate/violence, they're in.