Andrew McCabe

@kraxis

In matters of cruelty, it must be said A landlord will pick your bones before you’re dead

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Andrew McCabe@kraxis· 16d

It’s the hope that kills you

Andrew McCabe@kraxis· 29d

This from Private Eye was posted in r/london seven years ago haha

Andrew McCabe@kraxis· Jul 16

My guy is bringing this energy to the argument

The black knight from Monty python without any arms or legs.

Andrew McCabe@kraxis· Jun 12

I don’t know how the Firearms and Explosives Branch think, and I’m not saying they should do this, but I’d be interested to see what would happen if someone who had just been burned out of their home by a racist mob applied for personal protection weapon.

5. Specific Threat
A specific threat is defined as:
• A recent verifiable life threatening attack has been made on the applicant's life and this level of threat remains; or
• A verifiable personal threat to the life of the applicant has been made, which can be substantiated by a specialised police report or, in exceptional circumstances, in the absence of a specialised police report, other verifiable information or circumstances.

Andrew McCabe@kraxis· Jun 3

Yes! They’re lovely - I’ve got a particular weakness for his one of Garrowby Hill

Andrew McCabe@kraxis· May 27

Not today satan

Andrew McCabe@kraxis· May 10

The Yanks have some apologising to do

A large pot of baked beans may be a well-known New England Saturday night tradition, but what about the leftovers? In many families, leftover Saturday night baked beans became a Sunday baked bean sandwich. Yes, that's right. A baked bean sandwich.

Andrew McCabe@kraxis· May 8

It’ll go higher.

Andrew McCabe@kraxis· May 8

In honour of the comrades in Plaid Cymru who have killed Welsh Labour dead

Andrew McCabe@kraxis· Apr 28

Google results for the question “what is the bbc parliament hold music?” With the result “The hold music used on BBC Parliament, often played during breaks between debates or while waiting for coverage to start, is a specially composed theme by David Lowe. ®
• The Composer: David Lowe is renowned for creating memorable BBC music, including the BBC News theme and the music for The One Show”

Andrew McCabe@kraxis· Apr 26

Snap

Andrew McCabe@kraxis· Apr 17

Theresa’s got a sense of humour tbf

Teresa says her way of packing is more
"European." She's from Eastbourne (which, she says, is closer to Europe)

Andrew McCabe@kraxis· Apr 14

My partner sent me this image of Big Coke yesterday. It’s real.

Andrew McCabe@kraxis· Apr 14

Any discussion of the dangers of DDs has to include the honourable member for Google and Pocklington

David Davis MP with two women wearing T-shirts that read “it’s DD for me”

Andrew McCabe@kraxis· Apr 2

I had to search for this one on my phone and not on my work laptop for…obvious reasons

Richard Dawkins tweet: @Whoozley I've seen a dog & bitch indulging in full 69. Males of many species including
Drosophila lick female genitals before copulation.

Andrew McCabe@kraxis· Mar 21

Looks like he’s taken it down from his website but I found this screengrab on Reddit

Section 1 - Ideological/Political Orientation
Q1) Are you a supporter of a) replacement of Trident, b) nuclear power, c) the State of Israel? (10 points for each yes)
Q2) Are you or have you ever been a member of CND, Compass, CLPD, the Campaign Group, Liberty/NCCL, PSC/LMEC, the Liberal Party? (minus 5 points for each yes)
Q3) Did you vote for Benn or Healey in the 1981 Deputy Leadership election? (10 points for Healey, 5 points for abstaining, minus 20 for Benn) Q4) If you had been a Labour MP in the 1963 Leadership election would you have voted for George Brown, Harold Wilson or Jim Callaghan? (10 points for Brown, 8 points for Callaghan, minus 5 for Wilson)
Q5) Did you think the good guys in the Vietnam War were a) the Communist Viet Cong led by Stalinist dictator Ho Chi Minh or b) the US
Marine Corps led by leftwing Democrats JFK and LBJ? (20 points for anyone unlikely enough to be saying b)
Q6) In which year did you first publicly call for the expulsion of Militant? (2 points for every year prior to 1985)
Q7) Who made the greater contribution to the history of the Labour Party, Nye Bevan or Ernie Bevin? (20 points for Bevin)
Q8) Did you support British involvement in the following conflicts:
Falklands (1 pt), Gulf War (4 pts), Sierra Leone (1 pt), Kosovo (3 pts), Afghanistan (3 pts), Iraq War (10 pts)?
Section 2 - Organisational/Campaigning
Q1) How many members are there in your CLP? (1 point per 50 or part thereof)
Q2) How many electors did you personally canvass/voter ID in the 12 months before the last general election? (1 point per 500 or part thereof)
Q3) What was the difference between the swing in your own constituency and that in the wider region in 2005? (1 point for each 0.1% differential in Labour's favour, minus 1 point for each 0.1% worse than the regional average)

Andrew McCabe@kraxis· Feb 5

I took what ‘The Prince of Darkness’ said as the honest truth, and I’m now shocked and appalled that ‘The Prince of Darkness’ chose to deceive me

Andrew McCabe@kraxis· Dec 22

Google search asking “how do you write MF Doom in Ancient Greek?”

Andrew McCabe@kraxis· Dec 10

Why don’t you ask him?

Andrew McCabe@kraxis· Nov 3

Chef Arbeit gets back from his management mandated half-hour Instagram scroll:

That darkest timeline scene from community

Andrew McCabe@kraxis· Sep 24

I thought you were being a bit unfair to the Shomrim there, I’d assumed the London one was more of a neighbourhood watch with silly cars who spoke Yiddish - but no