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K | krfabian@krfabian· Jul 14

#Hatchling was entirely unharmed, which was a relief because that allowed me to focus on how funny this was

Panel 1: Delighted toddler on big kid swing saying, "I'm big," as off screen a terrified parent waits with both hands poised to catch child

Panel 2: Moments later...

Panel 3: Face down toddler lies beneath big kid swing saying, "I'm little :(" while a cack handed parent waits off screen

K | krfabian@krfabian· May 9

AND THEN! 3/3

Nine ducks - the ninth duck is a tiny yellow disk with an orange blob on top, like a little flying saucer

Close up of the ninth duck, which is maybe a third of the width of the £1 coin - it has two blobs of white as haunted staring eyes

Close up of the tenth duck, which is a tiny yellow disk a few millimetres in diameter and about as tall as the £1 coin is deep with one dab of orange and two dots of black to suggest a face

K | krfabian@krfabian· May 9

2/3

Five ducks in size order - as they get smaller they are getting squatter and rounder

Seven ducks in size order - the seventh is slightly shorter than the £1 coin

Eight ducks in size order - the eighth is pleasingly tiny and looks like the natural endpoint to this photo series

K | krfabian@krfabian· May 9

I got my dad some matryoshka ducks (duckryoshka? quackyoshka? matryoshquack?) earlier this year, and today I finally got to play with them myself 1/3

One matryoshka wooden duck next to a £1 coin for scale - the duck is about 10cm high and is clearly just the normal matryoshka model (round head on slightly bigger round body) painted with a jaunty stylised duck

The four biggest ducks - number 4 is maybe twice the height of the £1 coin?

K | krfabian@krfabian· Mar 8

Eric Andre: Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?

K | krfabian@krfabian· Mar 2

#Hatchling The thing is, I can't really argue with my toddler's thesis that getting into the bath is terrible AND getting out of the bath is terrible

Tweet from @TragicAllyHere: "Before I take a shower: I hate it in there, the wet world is a bad place. While in the shower: I remember now that this is a good place, it is the dry world that is the enemy"

K | krfabian@krfabian· Feb 1

#HeatedRivalry We were talking about what the Ottawa Centaurs are going to be called in S2 - @sonni89.bsky.social and @laliandra.bsky.social came up with the name, I rendered their vision

K | krfabian@krfabian· Jan 11

But what has your algorithm decided it knows about me??? Could be anything

Amazon prime screenshots: The suggested comedy movies are Bottoms and But I'm a Cheerleader. The suggested "Movies we think you'll like" are Bound and The Holiday Club

Amazon Prime screenshots: The suggested "TV shows we think you'll like" are The L Word and League of Her Own. The suggested "Series Spotlights" are Settle Down and Fellow Travellers

K | krfabian@krfabian· Nov 30

BABE WAKE UP NEW MEANING OF NONPLUSSED JUST DROPPED WHAT A DAY TO BE A DESCRIPTIVIST

Tumblr poll from user wizardnuke asking if nonplussed means "surprised/confused so much someone is unsure how to react" or "unbothered". Unbothered has 73% of the vote, but my icon indicates I voted for "surprised/confused" - 8,814 votes have been cast

Reply from user alleecatblues: "Nonplussed doesn’t mean either of those things in my experience. I feel like most of the time people use the term, they use it to mean unimpressed or disappointed"

K | krfabian@krfabian· Nov 29

Supermarket door with "Entrance" and "No entry" written on it

K | krfabian@krfabian· Nov 17

We have a series of stacking cups with animals on the bases. Most of them are readily identifiable (exhibit 1: snail), but we have two candidates hippos and I'm truly at a loss (a) which is the hippo and (b) what the other one is

Some kind of hippo-y creature on base of blue stacking cup - it has very round, smiley features

Some kind of hippo-y creature on base of green stacking cup - it has visible teeth and maybe a butterfly on it?

K | krfabian@krfabian· Nov 10

I've been informed by my eyes that they do in fact have different eye colours. Hmm. Much to consider

Ben Miles, a white guy with chiseled features, intense brown eyes and short grey hair

Ben Miles, a white guy with chiseled features, intense hazel eyes and short grey hair

K | krfabian@krfabian· Oct 23

Oh! Huh. Every day is a school day

Screenshot of dictionary definition of "nervy". In British English it means "easily agitated or alarmed; nervous" but in informal American English it means "bold or impudent"

K | krfabian@krfabian· Oct 22

Guy dressed as a hot dog saying, "We're all trying to find the guy who did this"

K | krfabian@krfabian· Sep 24

Excited for our upcoming collective failure to thrive

Screenshot: AO3 will be down for about 20 hours starting at 07:30 UTC on September 26 (what time is that for me?) while we prepare some improvements to collection browsing. Please follow our status page for updates.

K | krfabian@krfabian· Apr 22

archiveofourown.org/works/22945909 From my author's notes:

The carbon monoxide poisoning, Game of Thrones spoilers, and wolves in the kitchen are all real reddit stories (tho carbon monoxide guy didn't post to r/relationships). I made up the one about training the boyfriend. And then I had to warn my wife so it didn't take her by surprise if she looked at my screen and saw a whole bunch of tabs open about how to non-con train your partner like a pet.

K | krfabian@krfabian· Aug 14

If you see this, post an image you saved because it makes you laugh (if you'd like to)