Krig. Just Krig this time.
@krig
Big and blue Pokébastard that’s a fan of all things heavy and metal. Expect the occasional post about size-related kinks every now and then. 27-M/Engineer by profession/Macro enthusiast/DM friendly/Absolutely NO minors here. PFP by @dyrg.bsky.social
Aaaand this is the last one I snagged as of Friday too. God I love the design.
Seeing these highly talented Japanese fuckers tonight. Definitely recommend checking them out if you like black metal of the weird kind. I’ll tell y’all about how it went tomorrow, but right now I’m in the process of getting absolutely shitfaced.
Looks like Bern got comfortable enough to show more than just his signature stompers to you. Better yet, he’s in a mood to let you indulge in whatever part of him that tickles your fancy. Aren’t you lucky? Absolutely banger commish by @kenwigglewizard.bsky.social. Thanks man!
"Hmm....what to do with you. Given how small you are, I could stuff you between my toes, squish you under my sole, or you could stand there as I flaunt my big stompers for your viewing pleasure. I don't mind what you choose~" Absolutely WONDERFUL piece done by @WatchOutForDragons on FA.
You want Bern to play for you? Best he can do for newer acquaintances is a half-assed version of that one famous bass line from Tool’s Schism. Commish done by @polarcartoons.bsky.social. Thank you so much for this one, dude!
3. This. Absolutely this. Showing off such massive markings of what your size and heft is capable of. Prints, cracks, indents, impressions, anything else of the sort. I just love *weight* as a kink.
Fuck it, let’s give this a shot. Surely because I’m genuinely curious and not because a very certain someone coerced me into participating.
Love enduring a mandatory presentation at work regarding how “employee workflow” can be more efficient while some of the slides included some AI generated shit. Nice. Wonderful way to start the week.
Asking to peep Bern’s record collection will warrant none other than an overly-enthusiastic response from him. Not to mention literally drowning in a sea of handpicked recommendations. Piece done by @nekkidzilla.bsky.social. Much appreciated for this one dude!
Now that’s a grin worth fawning over. Icon commish done by @hydrodagatr.bsky.social
Snagged this in the mail today. And friendly reminder that if you enjoy *any* piece of media enough, ALWAYS buy physical. (Media in question is the album Looking Glass Hymnal Blue by The Silver, and I highly recommend it if you like gothic themes and death metal.)
Remember, folks: ritualistic activity should be practiced with utmost care, unless you want your body used as a conduit for horrors beyond to spill forth. (Gnarly piece done by the ever-talented @burgerkapitany.bsky.social!)
Be careful when inviting someone as big as Bern into your home, ‘cause he has a bit of a tendency to make your smaller furniture buckle beneath his sheer mass. You didn’t need that coffee table, did you? Amazing piece done by @kenwigglewizard.bsky.social!
Latest doodling involving my typical bullshit. The horrors persist and yet I’m having fun.