Kris
@krismcgee
I’m just here to get drunk and tell you how under appreciated Carly Rae Jepsen is 🏳️🌈 📍 Manchester
Meanwhile this is basically me, counting down the seconds until I can change to shorts.
Got to congratulate the people still trying to serve cunt in this heat, instead of just wearing what’s gonna make you sweat the least. Just walked past a guy dressed in a high fashion version of an American small town sheriff (sans hat).
Can’t think of a clever football segue for this, but I thought I looked cute in this selfie I took today!
Given up trying to nod off and have gone to just sit in the living room and wait for Alex to wake up.
Been a while, so here’s which bloomfies reached my inner ring, or whatever the kids call it these days.
My sister always asks for the strangest things for my niece’s birthday and Christmases. Tell me why I just paid £13 for a cardboard house for her Funko Pops?!
Asked for a small drink at the cinema. Receive this six-pint monstrosity. Very much reminding me of Parks and Recs
We were gonna try Glossop Pride for the first time this year and upon seeing the way the forecast is going, maybe I’ll stay home instead.
They tried to put me on the cover of Vogue, but my legs were too long (feat. Hammock)
Feels really weird not to be watching Eurovision after 13 years of having watchparties to celebrate (see pictures from the last 4!)
Here’s the map of the capital city that they spend the first half exploring before going to Charles Javier’s Academy for Talented Young People. Hope you enjoy the terrible puns (some shamelessly lifted from Reddit).
Managed to make an X-Men themed D&D one-shot for my friend’s birthday today! ⚔️
Letting your child to scream for half an hour on the train while you scroll on your phone should be a criminal offence.
Picture it - she’s at the final fire with Michael Sheen. He’s sweating - he knows there must be one more Traitor but does he eliminate Ross Kemp or her? He votes Ross, who leaves, crestfallen. Julie turns to Michael and says “You should have voted me out while you had the chance.” BAFTAs x12