Nicole “loose critic” Veneto
@kuntsuragi
Locally revered abject woman and internationally acclaimed millennial hag. Words at @theartsfuse.bsky.social. Features programmer for @bosunderground.bsky.social. First lady of @marvelousdeath.com. Member of @bsfc.bsky.social. letterboxd.com/kuntsuragi/
Lindsay Graham: [dead and taking backshots from demons in hell] Me: [alive and petting rabbits]
Immediately reached for the hard drugs when whatever the fuck this was ended to cope.
OOC cameo appearances featured in Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma
The LB replies on my pan of Project Hail Mary is a petri dish of outrage posting and seething, stan-brained defensiveness exactly like this.
Need you all to guess what movie Taika Waititi was about to take on after stepping away from this lucrative project.
Not without my usual cynically-minded criticisms here but I also really love the fat beagle dragon.
If the new Warners regime does in fact screen a fully restored and uncut (i.e. Rape of Christ sequence included, assuming that footage was locked in a vault with Yakko Wakko and Dot for 50+ years) of The Devils at Cannes then I will unfortunately have to hand it to some people against my ethics.
Photo from the night we met (screening of Thrice Upon a Time where the trailer was played twice in a row).
Getting to work on my next Arts Fuse piece about the New Trans Cinema/Trans New Weird film movement with a dual review of Alice Maio Mackay’s The Serpent’s Skin and the theatrical cut of Castration Movie Chapter iii, which just had its NA premiere at Brattle for @wickedqueer.boston.
First cinematic depiction of the average Bluesky user.
Putting my Boston-based and personal biases up front for The Drama. Great movie to see with your partner on the verge of moving on together. Gotta appreciate any movie willing to go dick first towards an electrified third rail. Just my kind of romantic comedy.
And if I say Project Hail Mary isn’t that much better that this what then?
So far only one person has yelled at me for not absolutely loving Project Hail Mary, not including this person who suggested I off myself for making a Soy Cuba joke on the Twitter pod account.
Me introducing some BUFF movies looking like I’m spitting the worst slam poetry you’ve ever heard.
Project Hail Mary is 3 hours of Ryan Gosling doing soy banter with a rock and wearing shirts like this.
I’ve actually seen the rejected Zhao pilot. Here’s a still from the climax.