“Hmm, what is a PSB?” *Looks it up* “Ha, look, there is some weird typo in the thing. They wrote ‘EB’ instead of ‘GB’.” *Thinks about it for a second* “Oh, shit, that’s not a file, that’s a FILE.”

Spotted: Goodyear Blimp Ice Cube Pimp Status: currently unknown

Tries to sign in to Microsoft Outlook: “You’ll need the number from Microsoft Authenticator to sign in.” Downloads Microsoft Authenticator, tries to log in: “You’ll need the number from Microsoft Authenticator to sign in.”

Iron Sheik FTW.

Is your two-and-a-half year old secretly a huge classic Star Trek fan?

…shit your pants in fear.

We know. Because you’re listening on this thing:

I knew I had seen the Vision Pro somewhere before…

Excuse me, directed by whom?

I’m sorry, the asteroid is HOW big?