Tssssssssssk!

Me ..... as I hit the snooze button 50/11 times. No one's more FOS than me when it comes to the snooze button. 🤣

Just because the world as we knew it is ending and the Matrix is glitching in real time, that doesn't mean my world is ending. 🥀

A whole vibe that should be studied......

This. If your were a POS in your lifetime, you'll still be remembered as a POS after death to me.

What Jasmine said.

So many more incidents that didn't make it to this reel. I have a beautiful niece who is always the only one in the group. 😑 (((long ass sigh))) It is not safe for her..... but then again her mom voted for Trump twice. So there's that. Smh.

Also, don't water down your content or change who you are to be relatable on these apps.

The scenic route serves a purpose, too. 🥀

🙋🏾‍♀️

What she said.

How, Sway???? This is not their land though. What's to reclaim? This land belongs to Native Americans. We are the damn immigrants. The nerve.... SMDH. 🤬

Stephen is a damn clown ass puppet. A sponsored agent of chaos and division. Smh. In this timeline the willfully ignorant are trying to flex on the intelligent. Get me off of this ride. Plz. 😑

Bottom line, Jaylen Brown is too smart and wouldn't conform. That will always be a threat.

I mean........ 🙄

It's too hot for hugs and too hot to return phone calls.😑 (Circle back when the temps drop)

Me: "Oh hell no! You can't be passing out on my floors and making a mess." (That's why I'm single right now) 😆🤣

Sink, swim, stand up, drown, or turn over in dead man float position and enjoy the view. 🥀 Choices.

Sorry to disappoint, but we're not. We're sipping fine wine and laughing at y'all asses from the comfort of home drama free, bills paid, wearing face mask, listening to good music, and surrounded with the ambiance of scented candles. 😆🤣🤣

Opens one email: "All I see is a Monday problem. Whoooopsie."

This.

Tucker Carlson can stay his ass over there with the monster that he created. Don't run now. Damn coward!

And do every Sunday along with all of my car fluids, the wipers, tires pressure, check the battery for corrosion, and tire treads like he taught us to. Issa must! 🎯

So sad.