No need to watch it now. Thanks AI

Got my new European made, sustainable watch 🌱🇪🇺

Who needs @pintsandponytails that'll teach them to sell out so quickly

Howdy neighbour

Clear now

Was it hot last night? I'll just get a scoop of coconut oil...

Fixed it for you

Not sure if permissions stop it but my operating system does.

@mancversusfood.bsky.social I think our scrabble games will have to cease

Musk backing restore, someone at Reform floating the idea of leadership change? Farage won't even see the next General Election never mind win it

One big issue is space/safety for vulnerable passengers, usually in the rear of the vehicle. Mix that with the need for a lower front end for visibility and I think it's obvious that the perfect car of the future is none other than The Homer!

would it still be ok to take and post pictures of terribly parked cars?

Happy Fathers Day to me

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what a shitshow FIFA is, I don't actually know what 2030 is doing with the south American bits but I'll go Portugal. Anyway good to see Saudi have got it afterwards to resume normal despicability. can they host it on the North Sentinel island 2038

If they both finish 2nd in their groups, Iran and USA meet in the next round in Arlington

Ready when you are (S)kipper

a toilet paper ramp to assist a spider, stuck in the sink

That was his Robbie Williams moment

Too slow VAR

A barber told me I was going bald and suggested I should get a hair transplant, I said I wouldn't get one as I'd be happy to go bald and it'd mean I didn't have to pay him to cut my hair, he said he got a hair transplant very cheap and quality in his home country of Iran.