Adam Bell

@ladambell

He/him. Love Mega Man, Spelunky, Videoball, word puzzles, and massage chairs. Laudablecalms on woogles.io (challenge me!) and other places. Opinions expressed are my own. Userpic by patreon.com/icelevel. #BLM 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Adam Bell@ladambell· Jul 14

All I could think of

A 2000s-era ad for Cherry Coke. Black scribbles over a bright red background, with a rough black rectangle front and center and the words "CHERRY COKE" in sketchy white lettering. In another black rectangle near the bottom, a slogan in a different funky style of white lettering reads "DO something different."

Adam Bell@ladambell· Jul 13

The poster design just makes me think of this

Adam Bell@ladambell· Jul 12

Kash Patel looking at the camera like a deer in headlights.

Adam Bell@ladambell· Jul 12

Counterpoint: if the people who make my life harder at work died I would be over the moon because it would mean I didn't have to deal with their bullshit anymore And as far as I know, those people at my work have never withheld life-saving money from poor people or bombed the innocent. So

Bluesky post that reads:

My hot take is that Lindsey Graham did many contemptible things but if you're furious that his Senate Democratic colleagues are posting nice things about him today you need to put down your phone, get some fresh air, and remember a time when a colleague you disliked departed this mortal coil.

Adam Bell@ladambell· Jul 12

Wracking my brain trying to imagine the target audience for this — someone who presumably owns a freezer, but not an ice tray? Maybe their freezer crapped out right before they were planning to host a fancy scotch tasting party?

Packages of "crystal clear frozen ice cubes" in a chest freezer at Aldi. They appear to be the larger types of cubes typically used in a rocks glass.

Adam Bell@ladambell· Jul 12

In a just world, mobile ads like this would be one thousand percent illegal and punishable by death

Adam Bell@ladambell· Jul 11

Losing my mind at the real estate agent's photo for this house for sale in our neighborhood Tarnation pardner, these houses was all running wild afore you showed up to rassle and hogtie 'em

Adam Bell@ladambell· Jul 7

[john denver voice] Cunty Rogues Hot and cold Stole their guns From the vault Central City Snart and Rory Cunty Rogues Now they're gone

From the Arrowverse TV shows, Mick Rory (Heatwave) and Leonard Snart (Captain Cold).

Adam Bell@ladambell· Jul 3

Sure is summer out there

Adam Bell@ladambell· Jul 2

This is my longstanding policy @graham.loadingreadyrun.com

Adam Bell@ladambell· Jul 2

These folks don't read

A passage from the Bible (Matthew 6:5-6, King James Version) which reads:

And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.

But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.

Adam Bell@ladambell· Jul 2

Clarence Boddicker from Robocop holds up a gun and says "Friends leave."

Adam Bell@ladambell· Jul 1

The real MVP though, was this guy. All-timer performance on vocals alone. WHATEVER you think the voice is going to sound like coming out, you're wrong. An absolute bastard, tons of fun, total dark delight. I could've watched a full day's worth of monologues from this man.