I'm on the train and there are these nice older ladies on a birthday trip. They brought a big bag of snacks and are offering food to anyone who sits nearby. By snacks, I mean they brought a rotisserie chicken and fries and hush puppies and... you get the point. I love meeting kind strangers. 🥹

Damn, this was a really good one. 😮‍💨

White men need to stop having beards and glasses like my father that I haven't spoken to in 3 years. I get jump scared all the damn time at work. He IS the kind of man that will show up at the workplace to try to confront his children.

Nostalgia is a recreation of the past that's only in your mind. It doesn't really exist. It never did. Your past is just a story you tell yourself. And it's dangerous to forget that. In more ways than one. It's ok to indulge in childhood memories. But do not get stuck in a time that never existed. 💕

Don't mind my post about my goals and empathy and how they don't align with success but it's my greatest skill and desire in the world. I deleted it. Bsky is my therapist until I can afford one. 😅

The criticism Legend of Korra received is so undeserved. There are narrative weaknesses Korra has that The Last Airbender didn't. There are also narrative weaknesses that TLA has that Korra doesn't. Both are masterful works of art. Some of the best TV ever made. Not best cartoons. Best television.

Look, Im not gonna share the details because privacy is important. But I just had my first sexting/sexy voice note session in a very long time and MY GOD I missed that. 😩🥵

Sooo... How do we feel about this view? 🤔

Looking for direction. It's been 2 years since I made an audio. I didn't make the choice. It's the reality of the situation I'm in. I want to get back to it soon. I'm getting closer to being able to. Has anyone here who has heard my audios before? Do you have favorites you listened to... 1/2 🧵

Today was about 75° F (24 c) and I am just so relieved because I had to finish moving things out of a storage unit today; and I probably would have passed out if it were as hot as it has been, my goodness. Wish it would just stay down. 😭 Moving everything went well though. 1/2

This is the both. And by both I mean a quick and dirty slutty shot of my boobs. 😘 For the other one you'll just have to go to yesterday's picture. 🤷‍♀️

A conversation with me: Me - I really want the dopamine rush from sharing my body on the Internet. Me - Setting aside whether or not that's healthy, Do you have any new pictures? Me - No... So you choose; repost an old one; or take a quick and dirty shot of my boobs? Me - Both. Both for sure. 😌

This is just your annual reminder that... 1. This photo exists. 2. This is what my body actually looks like. It's chubby (though the bra makes my boobs look bigger than they are). And any photo that seems different is all angles and lighting. So enjoy it! Or don't. 🥰

Are Republican porn stars a thing? That seems like a weird combination of things to be... I mean, I'm sure they exist. I'm not asking that. I mean like, are there very many of them? Do they have their own community of Republican porn stars? 🤔 I'm just curious. I don't care to know them or anything.

It can be attractive for some to believe that the way things are now is some random, cosmic happening, that people and systems are the way they are because that's just the hand we are dealt from the universe or God. Or even that its just how it's supposed to be. Its easy to wash your hands of... 1/4

People act like it's easy to leave someone when it's what's best for you. When you've loved someone for 16 years, they've sacrificed for you, they're at the lowest point in their life, and you're not sure they'll actually rely on the friends they don't talk to when you leave? It's fucking hard.

You can put these in your wallet, I don't mind. 😘

I want to do an audio in Spanish. I know Spanish at an intermediate level and can speak it well enough to communicate with good pronunciation (still have an American accent but decent pronunciation). But I would really need someone to help me with fixing the script cause I'm definitely not fluent.

I been breaking hearts a long time. 😘

Google, how do you thrive under the weight of capitalism as someone who has never had the opportunity to work a job that pays her anywhere close to a living wage and every time you try to apply to jobs with growth opportunities they say you don't have as much experience as the other applicants? 😑

In the words of the great Christopher Robin, "You're hotter than you believe, funnier than you think, and like I'd totally do you." Or you know, whatever it is he said.

My friend is buying me train tickets to visit her in DC next month and I'm so excited. I haven't gone on a real trip in 4ish years. We're going to professors and pints to hear a lecture while having drinks AND she paid for me to go with her to this Lord of the Rings fine dining event. I could cry. 😭

Um, my eyes are up here. 🙄😘

Ugh, Nick and Jess (New Girl) give me so many warm and fuzzy butterflies. You just know that man knows how to kiss. 🔥🫠

What's up? Don't tell me you're sweet on me? Well, you'll just have to do something about it. 😘

Also, Edgar Wright movies are just SO. DAMN. GOOD. MY. GOD.

What? I thought you wanted to see more of my ass. 😘 Side note: Sometimes I see the size and shape of my hips/thighs/ass and think "omg you're like a freak of nature." But like... In a good way. Like I feel like my lower body is built like the cartoon version of a hot lady.

No, the skirt is supposed to look like that. All the better to tease you with, my dear.

Just a little reminder that boobs exist. 🥰

Look at my pjs, guys! It's snoopy! 🥰🥰🥰 (Yes I am aware that this might also be attractive to some people. Oogle away, y'all.)😘