no cheating, post your lock screen

things going normal for the bus I see

hey everyone. I just need you to know that when I said I had to "dust off" my toastie grill thing so that I could re-toast my cheese and tomato croissant, I meant that literally

I only know chair for chucking shit on

look I'm not the biggest fan of ads (obviously, who is) but why aren't we getting them right now??

happy final hydration break

please see the below map for the definitive guide to non European countries that can compete in Eurovision:

WALLY STILL AN ARSENAL GIRLIE

I feel like I've been travelling all morning to this gd ground

the first leg of our semis' lineup! I am on a tram now!!

I did not mean that actually, thanks Microsoft

our starting eleven for our first finals game!!!

let myself be influenced by @lawsonvictoria.bsky.social

it's time for our final starting lineup of the regular season!!!

(I appear to have been forcibly moved to new outlook)

IT'S BIG BLUE TIME!!!!!

today's line up for our last home game of the season!!!!

I just have one thing to say:

we are unchanged from last week so the nix won't even need drones to figure us out!!!

should I know who these people are

KAYLA'S 100TH GAME !!!!!! maybe as a treat FIFA will let her play for Australia???

sorry I was busy being asleep on the bus lol

fucked my legs up last night, victory fucking up today.... what a weekend (the part with drinks with my friends was good) (yes I had to Frankenstein the bandage over my graze because it's so fucking big lol 😭)

today's starting line up!!! not convinced mini should be playing yet tbh!!!

tw: blood my very grazed knee

everyone should come to the pub tomorrow anyway tbh

TODAY'S BIG BLUE LINEUP!!! LET'S GOOOOOO GIRLS!!!!!

pride cup starting line up!! actually a couple of changes!! I'm so proud of you Jeff!!!

really enjoying this warning from PTV about the bus... this is the traffic congestion

omfg finally doing one of the things we've been saying for ages to do: have a stall at midsumma!!!