Laura
@lalaeta
glamorous sybarite, lexicunt, βίβλιοπόρνη wien/berlin
am i back here? who knows. probably not. but i thought you should all know i looked hot at a gig a few weeks ago
checking back in briefly. i had a great weekend in Belgrade, being babushkapilled in the sun at the fortress, digging the churches, the rattly old trams from when Tito was still alive, great serbian food, wine and cocktails. oh and I'll be having my pussy thoroughly renovated there in november
it feels too early to be leaving berlin, and it is: my train later today got cancelled so i rushed to südkreuz for an earlier one which is now 1 hour delayed. oh well here goes nothing
wine moms in your area are informing you it's not their problem if their kids are trying to drown yours. we're very busy here and we already told them once. sounds like a problem at your end tbh
i love how all the regional trains in moravia are named after grape varieties (czechia is known for its beer, but thankfully for childless wine-mums like me the moravian vineyards produce some actually very good stuff)
got up at gumby o'clock and on my way to bake my arse off in the oven that is berlin
a few years ago i was in the romance section of a bookstore and it was at least 60% covers with a girl and an icehockey guy. i theorised that maybe being straight wasn't when you like men so much as when you like ice hockey, but i guess that's been thoroughly queered now
apparently most people are unused to seeing me with glasses (which is weird since i spend most of the working day wearing them)
mein beitrag zu einem band mit diesem titel: kurz nachdem ich nach österreich gezogen bin, habe ich eine googlesuche mit den worten 'darf ich...' begonnen. autocompletevorschläge waren: meine kusine heiraten in krankenstand ins ausland fahren mein kind adolf nennen
transontrains, dining car edition. because you can't spell 'genital invert' without 'gin and tonic', or close enough
everyone said i had 'terminal librarian vibes', so not gonna fight it just work with it
'i say, spiffing 'tache, squadron leader!' 'why thank you! i must say i am pleased - i'm only 6 months on T!' 'seen the wing commander about?' 'no, today's her bottom surgery!' 'ah, bombs away, is it?' 'i call it giving jerry what for!' 'tally-ho!'