Ixchel 👁️😈🍄
@lamusadelils
AU lover, occasionally NSFW, chronic procrastinator, English/Spanish 🧵 of memorable stuff
I'm picturing Farmerxian tormenting Yiling with his squash/zucchini horns 😂
I haven't been able to post wip Wednesday stuff in a long time, or any other kind of teaser, but to those who know me as a fic writer and thought I had left my writing days behind: Be prepared. Aka: I'm posting a fic later today 😈
Me, wondering why this flu episode has felt worse than ever and has me sweating all day and night and with horrible headaches: 🥺 Meanwhile Mexico:
I use this kind of brush for washing my scalp when I'm wearing longer nails
She's not a cat, only has a cat-like spirit, but these are some of her faves in case you can get similar ones for yours
WWX's partner breaks up with him because they got a crush on LWJ when they saw him at a party, so WWX copes by chatting with everyone at the party and teasing LWJ, which ends up with Wangxian getting married soon after. The ex partner: 🤡
Today I tried out this pan de muerto flavored ice cream (with a mini pan de muerto on top). Yummy! Also they have the mini pan de muertos right there and they're so cute! And they even have milkshakes, my mom had one and it was great. A good day for a pan de muerto enjoyer.
Have you seen alphabet soup? Well, I made some soup for my niblings and just noticed that it's sign language soup 👌🏼
DadJi: Carefully braiding his children's hair, so softly they almost fall asleep on him. DadXian: Using the vacuum hack to make a semi-neat ponytail (which also makes the kids laugh, so it's a double win)
Bikers WWX and WN would look very fierce and all but they would stop to help people on the regular like these guys here:
Wangxian office AU where one of them has a silly typo in an email...
Coda: Wangxian arriving after the weekend like "hey, that was great! We slept uninterrupted for the first 24 hours and had marathon sex for the other 24. We're ready to take our baby home!" Nielan: "I haven't seen it. I haven't seen any babies anywhere. I would not steal a baby"
I only have a pumpkin shaped tea set and some witchy wooden spoons, that kind of thing, but I'd love to have a cauldron for cooking 🧙🏻♀️
