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@lancecalhoon

Aussie dad with Irish streak. Legislative drafter. Whitlamite. My interests are pretty niche: sports, music, movies, games. GWJ. May contain traces of Partridge. Walking on Ngunnawal land.

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Beddy@lancecalhoon· 27d

Dave Hughes' current show is actually called "Cooked" LOL

Promo Picture of Dave Hughes for his current comedy show - called "Cooked"

Beddy@lancecalhoon· 29d

Americans should be asking why Graham and McConnell didn't get medbeds

Screenshot from that AI video Trump posted in 2025, of a fake Fox News piece saying that everyone would be getting medbeds

Beddy@lancecalhoon· Jul 3

Ben Stiller as the "Do It" guy from Starsky & Hutch: Big bouffant grey hair with silver wings and big sideburns, big 70s glasses and a 70s green suit with a wide collar (and a wide black short collar over the top)

Beddy@lancecalhoon· Jul 1

GTA meme of the player dude looking down an alley, saying ‘ah shit, here we go again’

Beddy@lancecalhoon· Jul 1

Tim Houweling is a founding partner/director/however they structure law firms these days

Picture of middle-aged greying hair, generic Liberal-looking guy in a suit, alongside his professional bio, which lists his legal qualifications and areas of practice. it is boring linkedin slop and not particularly worth summarising

Beddy@lancecalhoon· Jul 1

I'm always fascinated by who these people's lawyers are www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Excerpt from the linked Guardian article about Moira Deeming: "In a statement released to media on Monday, Deeming’s lawyer, Cornerstone Legal’s Tim Houweling, said her complaint was based on her own recollection and she was only able to view CCTV footage for the first time after it was released to media."

Beddy@lancecalhoon· Jun 30

The Nathan Fielder picture of himself smiling alone, from his famous tweet from 2015: "Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, laughing too. "

Beddy@lancecalhoon· Jun 29

TIL his full name is Armand Hammer lol

Beddy@lancecalhoon· Jun 25

Screenshot from Blackadder The Third's election episode. Baldrick is in Parliament on his first day as an MP and he's saying "I don't know anyone here and I support the Prince and I don't know how to vote" to PM Pitt the Younger, who is about to 'help' him to vote against the Prince. politics, eh.

Beddy@lancecalhoon· Jun 24

probably just a coincidence, hey

Quote from Sydney Morning Herald article under headline 'Christian Brothers claim no money left to pay sex-abuse survivors":

"The decision to dramatically restructure its financial affairs comes just a day before a civil trial involving the Christian Brothers was due to proceed to trial in the Supreme Court of Victoria."

Beddy@lancecalhoon· Jun 10

Repost with an iconic fictional band

J-Roc, Tyrone and another dude, making up the Roc Pile from Trailer Park Boys

Beddy@lancecalhoon· Jun 5

cwor ... were there droids?

Star Wars WED Treadwell repair droid -- the spindly spider-looking one with lots of arms that appears for 2 seconds in A New Hope when the Jawas are lining up droids to sell to Luke

Beddy@lancecalhoon· Jun 4

there it is

Pickering quote saying that he was ambushed and that he gave an interview that he would not have agreed to

Beddy@lancecalhoon· Jun 4

I was nodding along with this article until it took a handbrake turn into a ditch. pearlsandirritations.com/post/2026/06...

excerpt from the linked post about the status of the Greens in Aus: "Immigration could be brought back to the 70,000 per year it used to be, or less: Jane O’Sullivan calculated a decade ago that each new person costs our society around half a million dollars. Immigrants should be welcomed, but we can’t handle too many at once." wtf ... why is the answer always 'be more anti-immigration'?

Beddy@lancecalhoon· Jun 3

and it has to be better than this one

Cover of PS3 game 'Spider-Man Shattered Dimensions' showing the 4 types of Spider-Man you play as: Ultimate Spider-Man, regular Amazing Spider-Man, Spider-Noir (with bad stealth) and Spider-Man 2099

Beddy@lancecalhoon· May 22

I mean, does THIS look like a man capable of doing the gladhandling, admin and policy legwork required to transform a cult of personality into an effective national party machine?

that photo of barnaby joyce, fully pissed, proper 'businessman's lunch' drunk, lying on a footpath in Braddon and babbling into his phone. Probably doing a live interview with the 730 report

Beddy@lancecalhoon· May 20

ginger beard cop still workshopping best place to keep his pens

pic from newspaper of 2 vic cops in casual gear, overlaid with those bullshit tactical vests that every white tosser in America wears. oh yeah, they're putting someone in the back of a divvy van

Beddy@lancecalhoon· May 20

Rosie Batty. Grace Tame. Both became Australian of the Year: Batty for work in domestic violence prevention, Tame for work with survivors of child abuse. Hard to imagine more worthy causes. Media and conservatives have tried to destroy both. Disgraceful shit. Australia has a sickness.

Beddy@lancecalhoon· May 20

even her

Wesley Snipes pointing a gun and crying (from movie New Jack City)

Beddy@lancecalhoon· May 14

How Newscorp portrays younger generations 364 days of the year vs how Newscorp portrays them on the one day of the year that increased wealth taxes are proposed

smiling young women (who are probably woke), provocatively eating avocado toast and pointedly not buying or saving for a house

orphan boy and macroeconomist holding up his bowl in the famous 'please sir, I want some more" scene from Oliver Twist

Beddy@lancecalhoon· May 13

American shysterism distilled into one paragraph ... of course it is from an evangelical

extract from Isaac Chotiner interview with evangelical pastor Mark Burns. The extracted statement is by Mark Burns:

"Ultimately, God is our judge, not people. And we may have a sliding scale, as you say, in man's law, because it is true, murder is way more dangerous and carries heavier weights than jaywalking or eating too much. Gluttony is just as much a sin as murder, but in the eyes of man, murder carries way more weight, and it should be handled the way that the word of God says it should be handled. But in the eyes of God, who is our ultimate judge, God is a God of forgiveness. God is a God of love. So, having said that, it doesn't matter what President Trump has done in his past."

Beddy@lancecalhoon· May 7

haha yes because they have previously been so responsible and sensitive in their reporting on DAndrews' health

the picture of a step outside a house that the Herald Sun ran on the front page of its shitsheet when it was trying to cast aspersions on DAndrews' taking of sick leave for slipping on steps.

Beddy@lancecalhoon· May 6

aka why this was always my favourite part of each episode of the Classic Albums series

two musicians/producers sitting in front of a HUGE mixing desk. sliders for days

Beddy@lancecalhoon· Apr 24

"After hearing about it my entire life, I FINALLY got to try soy sauce!

a hand holding a tilted wine glass, half-full of soy sauce, as if someone is going to drink it all

Beddy@lancecalhoon· Mar 31

Why Gilded Age 2.0 sucks more than the first one

Trump sitting at his desk in the Oval Office, saying "I don't believe in building libraries or museums"

Beddy@lancecalhoon· Mar 30

Profiles in Business Ethics

excerpt from article I RTed about how CEOs are privately upset with Trump but still not speaking out about him: "One CEO admitted to Brady that they are "shell-shocked" by administration policies but feel constrained by fiduciary duty to avoid putting their companies in Trump's crosshairs by speaking publicly."

Beddy@lancecalhoon· Mar 29

Building my ‘prohibited words and phrases’ wardrobe

Blue tshirt with John Far ham and words ‘river to the sea’, sitting next to green tshirt with picture of a guillotine and words ‘give Nazis a platform’

Beddy@lancecalhoon· Mar 29

Woohoo! My new T-shirt arrived!

Light Blue tshirt with a picture of a smiling John Farnham and some juicy watermelon, with his famous lyrics from Two Strong Hearts: River to the Sea

Beddy@lancecalhoon· Mar 26

Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy.

Picture from 1993 of Indigenous footballer Nicky Winmar, lifting his jersey and pointing to his black skin in response to (Collingwood) fans yelling racist insults at him. NB Winmar's team had just won the game and he was one of the best players in the match.
Essendon won the Premiership that year too btw

Beddy@lancecalhoon· Mar 25

Barnaby's triumphalism after One Nation wins 2 fuckin seats seems pretty over the top, even for him ... is he back to dropping his prescription drugs into his schooners?