My Mom found the copy of Simple Plan’s first album in my room that my friend had lent me. That went right back to them the next day.

Shout out to the two editions of Mapsco under the driver’s seat that my Dad refused to use

Sometimes your job lets you travel to new countries with your good friends and spend the whole time talking to really interesting people. Sometimes the pivot to video is worth it.

Best Actress! Nominees: Chase Infiniti - One Battle After Another Emma Stone - Bugonia Eva Victor - Sorry, Baby Amanda Seyfried - Testament of Ann Lee Winner: Renata Reinsve - Sentimental Value

Best Actor! Nominees: Jesse Plemons - Bugonia Leonardo DiCaprio - One Battle After Another Josh O'Connor - Wake Up Dead Man Timothee Chalamet - Marty Supreme Michael B Jordan - Sinners Winner: Ethan Hawke - Blue Moon

Best Director! Nominees: Zach Cregger - Weapons Ryan Coogler - Sinners Danny Boyle - 28 Years Later Yorgos Lanthimos - Bugonia Jafar Pinahi - It Was Just an Accident Joachim Trier - Sentimental Value Winner: Ari Aster - Eddington

Best Adapted Screenplay! Nominees: Train Dreams Bugonia Wake Up, Dead Man 28 Years Later Winner: One Battle After Another

Best Original Screenplay! Nominees: Weapons Eddington Sorry, Baby Sinners Winner: Blue Moon

Best Cinematography! Nominees: Eephus Sinners Bugonia One Battle After Another Winner: Train Dreams

Best Casting! Nominees: Weapons The Secret Agent Marty Supreme Sentimental Value One Battle After Another Winner: Sinners

Best Editing! Nominees: Caught by the Tides Marty Supreme One Battle After Another Sentimental Value Winner: 28 Years Later

Best Production Design! Nominees: The Testament of Ann Lee The Secret Agent Sinners Sentimental Value Winner: Marty Supreme

Best Supporting Actor! Nominees: Benicio Del Toro - One Battle After Another Austin Abrams - Weapons Ralph Fiennes - 28 Years Later Mohamad Ali Elyasmehr - It Was Just an Accident Winner: Stellan Skarsgård - Sentimental Value

Best Supporting Actress! Nominees: Teyana Taylor - One Battle After Another Inga Ibsdotter Lilleaas - Sentimental Value Odessa A’zion - Marty Supreme Elle Fanning - Sentimental Value Winner: Amy Madigan - Weapons

In honor of tonight being the year’s biggest night in movies, I would like to present…the Landrys: an uncalled for, non-exhaustive, and completely subjective rundown of the year’s cinematic triumphs (the nominees and winners of which could change completely depending on the time of day)!

If there’s one thing we know how to do it’s BREAK ICE

this clown keeps throwing me for a loop

I mean, I love Miners too

Entering my *old man stares into the fireplace for hours* era

Here’s an explainer on just one of the many neglected investigations sacrificed for the sake of Trump’s cruel immigration crackdown I did for @theunpopulist.net.

Texas has the realest rivers of them all!

Me and the gang rolling deep post-No Kings

I just want to say when I moved to Finland, they placed us in student housing in a heavily immigrant populated neighborhood pejoratively known as “Mogadishu Avenue” by some. I would take it *any* day over this assclown’s gated community wet dream.

“…and when we decide the “whites only” section of our restaurants are to crowded we will happily ‘repossess’ them.”

I’m glad the Klan has become so accommodating but still has their standards 🙄

They're proud of their hate. Taking bets on which precedent they'd like to overturn next.