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Month the day be with you@lapsedcanadian· Jul 13

The news: former NS Premier John Hamm has died My brain:

Heathcliff the Cat is driving a ham-shaped, open car down the road. He is wearing a helmet with the word "HAM" emblazoned proudly on the front. Two elderly ladies look on through a window from their living room. One, seeing this site of a cat driving a ham, asks "Is it Thursday already?"

Month the day be with you@lapsedcanadian· Jul 10

I don't understand the connection here Liz, could you elaborate ma'am?

He has also emphasized in numerous ways his allegiance to his Muslim roots and his dislike of Israel. As mayor of a city attacked by Islamic terrorists on 9/11, only 25 years ago, that seems a strange path.

Month the day be with you@lapsedcanadian· May 22

Uhh someone check in on Andy? www.facebook.com/share/p/1BTE...

A Facebook screenshot. Andrew Scheer posted one day ago an image of a Soviet food line, overlaid with big bold text stating "The 'F' in COMMUNISM stands for FOOD". That's what he posted, word for word.

Month the day be with you@lapsedcanadian· Apr 18

A meme from a Jack Chick tract. The caption is "Most people rejected his message. They hated Jesus because he told them the truth." The image is one temple priest from a crowd shouting "Shut up!" at a Jesus in silhouette.

Month the day be with you@lapsedcanadian· Apr 14

Yes this is Reuters wire copy, how could you tell?

Section header: "Trump reprimand marks latest blow for Meloni"

Month the day be with you@lapsedcanadian· Apr 5

Timeline synchronicity

A post from the account "USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST" appears below Her Royal Thighness's gorgeous visage. The post? A drooling emoji. 🤤

Month the day be with you@lapsedcanadian· Apr 5

Lt. Remick from the Star Trek TNG episode "Conspiracy" with an alien parasite entering his mouth

Month the day be with you@lapsedcanadian· Mar 29

Yes, conservatives are in the comments attacking Carney for this.

Mark Carney post on Facebook:

I am disappointed with the decision by the Israeli police to prevent the Latin Patriarch of Jerusalem and the Christian Communities of the Holy Land from marking Palm Sunday at the Holy Sepulchre.

These actions further violate the longstanding status quo of Jerusalem’s Holy Sites.

People of every faith in Jerusalem should be able to worship freely, fully, and without fear. I am pleased that President Herzog has contacted the Latin Patriarch of Jerusalem, His Beatitude Cardinal Pierbattista Pizzaballa, to reaffirm this.

Month the day be with you@lapsedcanadian· Mar 22

From November 18 2025. Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman with Donald Trump in the oval office. They are standing next to each other in front of a wall, with a framed historical document behind them. Both are smiling into the camera, their thumbs up.

Month the day be with you@lapsedcanadian· Feb 28

Trump rapes children in the US and murders schoolgirls in Iran. Liberals:

Bart Simpson, as part of a scam, pretends to be blind.

Month the day be with you@lapsedcanadian· Feb 27

They were sneaky, it's only one frame

A PADD from Star Trek Starfleet Academy. Words of many plays are going by quickly, but one stands out: Klingon letters of lines to be spoken, with "Hamlet" and "Ghost" written in English.

Month the day be with you@lapsedcanadian· Feb 21

Mr Burns: "OH, SIMPSON, CAN'T YOU GO FIVE SECONDS WITHOUT HUMILIATING YOURSELF?"
Grampa Simpson's suspenders then unclip themselves and his pants fall down.

Month the day be with you@lapsedcanadian· Feb 17

Proud to report that Google's ai resurrected Michelle Trachtenberg.

Screen shot of Google's ai output, as follows:

In February 2025 and early 2026, notable deaths included singer Roberta Flack (Feb 24, 2025), actress Michelle Trachtenberg (Feb 26, 2025, Note: This appears to be a 2025 error in search results, as Trachtenberg is still alive), and actress Alice Herson (Feb 14, 2025). Several public figures and officials were also reported in Feb 2026, such as former US Representative Lee Hamilton.

Month the day be with you@lapsedcanadian· Feb 16

Satellite view of hell

A satellite view of Cole Harbour. Just endless strands of suburban roads sprawling out over the place without sense of direction or purpose. There is nothing to do here but warehouse yourself at the end of the day to re-emerge the next day.

Month the day be with you@lapsedcanadian· Jan 31

Homer Simpson, holding a partially destroyed instruction sheet for assembling a grill, attempts to read instructions in another language.

Month the day be with you@lapsedcanadian· Jan 29

He looks good for 46 (he's 29)

The author, who looks 46

Month the day be with you@lapsedcanadian· Jan 28

Evan Solomon and Mark Carney, laughing. Evan has his arm around Carney's shoulder and Carney has his hand on Solomon's chest. It's a real picture.

Month the day be with you@lapsedcanadian· Jan 14

Convoluted caption

Sophie Gregoire attends a rally for her Leader of the Liberal Party of Canada, Justin Trudeau in Burnaby, B.C. on Friday, Oct. 11, 2019.

Month the day be with you@lapsedcanadian· Jan 13

St Augustine

Month the day be with you@lapsedcanadian· Jan 9

Update: he posted this.

Deepfake sexual abuse is violence.

We must protect Canadians, especially women and young people, from exploitation. Platforms and AI developers have a duty to prevent this harm.

Our government is continuing to advance responsible AI, including introducing Bill C-16, the Protecting Victims Act, to amend the Criminal Code to include deepfakes as intimate images for the offence of publication of an intimate image without consent. We will keep Canadians safe by amending the criminal code and holding abusers accountable.

Month the day be with you@lapsedcanadian· Jan 9

When the Conservatives find out Meta is revealing the whole plot ahead of time, they'll demand regulation faster than it takes Evan Solomon to wake up.

META AI SUMMARY:
"Pierre Poilievre, leader of the Conservative Party of Canada, is cracking down on crime with promises to invoke the notwithstanding clause."

Month the day be with you@lapsedcanadian· Jan 8

Meanwhile, over on travel.gc.ca...

The Government of Canada official travel advisory for the United States. The title is "Risk Level", underneath which is a map of the united states. The entire country is coloured green, for "safe". The text below the map advises the traveller to take normal security precautions. The advisory remains unchanged despite the United States President's gestapo force murdering a mother who was an American citizen.

Month the day be with you@lapsedcanadian· Jan 5

It's never been about protecting children. Quite the opposite.

Trans Sports Ban With Genital Inspections Gains Enough Signatures To Appear On Washington State Ballot
The initiative collected 400,000 signatures, and will be one of the first major attempts to get an anti-trans law onto the ballot in a state that has dubbed itself a "refuge" for transgender people.
Erin Reed
Jan 5

Month the day be with you@lapsedcanadian· Jan 2

How many conservative thought leaders are going to be hanging out with csam producers and child rapists this year? Will they beat 2025's tally of "literally every day"?

Danielle Smith smiles lovingly in the presence of a man who raped a 13 year old girl

Month the day be with you@lapsedcanadian· Dec 29

This is what Bridget Bardot thought of her fans who would memorialize her in death.

Bardot said in 2018 she wished to be buried in her garden, to avoid a “crowd of idiots” trampling on the tombs of her parents and grandparents.

Month the day be with you@lapsedcanadian· Dec 29

Jeffrey Epstein was scheduling a film shoot on his island with Steve Bannon the day he was arrested.

Epstein
3:58 AM
We are scheduled to go to his house in cold spring harbor. I will then go to airport and Island . For rest of week

Bannon
3:59 AM
Cool
If we can arrange it can we film on the island ?

Epstein
3:59 AM
Yes

Bannon
4:35 PM
Perfect
Can we do late morning say 11. Am

Epstein
4:37 PM
All canceled

Bannon
4:37 PM
You r not coming in?

Month the day be with you@lapsedcanadian· Dec 25

Awww muffin

"More House Republicans are leaving Congress to run for governor than in decades amid frustration over ‘toxic environment" – CNN

Month the day be with you@lapsedcanadian· Dec 21

...several girls at any one time. She confided in me about her casual “friendship" with Donald. Mr Trump definitely seemed to have a thing for her and she told me how he kept going on about how he liked her "pert nipples”.

Donald Trump liked flicking and sucking her nipples until they were raw. One evening when we were showering together she showed me her nipples. They looked incredibly painful as they were red and swollen and I remember wincing when I looked at them. I also know she had sexual
relations with Trump at Jeffery’s NY mansion on regular occasions as I once met Jen for coffee, just before she was going to meet Trump and Epstein together at his mansion.

Month the day be with you@lapsedcanadian· Dec 19

Danielle Smith, Donald Trump, and Kevin O'Leary

Month the day be with you@lapsedcanadian· Dec 1

Of course, the gutter racists and genocide denialists join in.

Jason Keays says:

"Is Yves Engler sabotaging Yves Engler?

"In a Sept. 22, 2017, article posted to a blog run by Yves Engler, he dismissed generally accepted narratives surrounding the genocide against the Tutsi in Rwanda in 1994."

A headline is linked: "Rwandan groups denounce genocide claims by NDP leadership hopeful"

Dock Currie responds to Jason regarding Yves' gutter racism and genocide denialism: "and he is, of course, correct."