Her replacement is fully charged and ready to go.

So… is Donny’s pal John Cafaro aka Johnny Two Parts, gonna return our $16,000,000 from the botched reflecting pool job? He looks so competent, yet he f’ed it up big time.

News Flash: Mitch McConnell has been spotted. He’s on vacation in the Bahamas.

Whatever you do, don’t share this photo of Pete Hegseth. He thinks it makes him look bad. ❄️

I’m coming back. See ya real soon.

Cricket is smiling in Doggie Heaven.

Formula un champ.

Audience member at the premier of Melania.

A sign of the bad economy.

He has earned this one.

Mom and Dad are gonna have to speak to the manager.

The documents were in the janitorial closet of the esteemed law firm of…

RFK Jr’s lapel pin.

He tracks satellites with his ears, a cost savings.

It will be as real as the Prince of Zamunda Pound.

Following this guy’s playbook.

I saw him at Lowes.

So it’s back to the bottom feeder speciality parking lot law. Alina… I wanna sue his ass. Get on it forthwith!

I don’t believe a thing his doctors say. Remember the results of his “physical” from this guy?

Beta tester bros.

The cicadas have been making a racket for weeks. Now they’re getting busy anywhere and everywhere. Love is in the air. Bow chicka bow wow.

Spicey is doing commercials for Car Shield. This is sad, pathetic, and not surprising.

2025, to date. #2025