Unc (chopped + screwed)
@laszlokovacs
When the cops move in, who are your friends gonna be?
I was at dinner but I found the post. He deleted after maybe 20 minutes? I think it's because I pointed out the sock and he didn't want attention on that account
Doing important prep work for my talk to the undergrads tomorrow morning
I'm a big boy! You can't say a mean thing about me online! You're *attacking* little ol Will, who raised money and ran a whole campaign for office! No, you can't ask me how that went!
Very normal thing to post from a non-sock account. Will Stancil Get A Life Challenge level: impossible
I need everyone to see this photo from a newly published study on the mechanics of cats landing on their feet
Let's check in with our favorite activist rap- oh. Oh. Oh. Uh hey I think I left something in the car
Night 26: Poltergeist while carving pumpkins (mine is the one that's lopsided because I fucked up transferring the stencil)
I was mass-deleting a bunch of spam from my archived texts and found this gem. Wow, can you believe people found this messaging repulsive? Lol
We live in Hell but sometimes you find something good digging through crates
In case anybody is curious, this is the name my stalker keeps using
Totally shameless. The social contract no longer matters because making money matters more.
*watching the two dumbest guys I've ever seen try to fight* Wait, wait. I wanna see where this is going.
"Dopesmoker snowglobe?" You utter Fool. You rube. Never question my ability to make bad decisions
Look I know we all know this, but Jesus Christ is he fucking stupid
I pass this car every day and I do a little nod every time
Here's my review of Halo: The Master Chief Collection in 2024