LaughsLast
@laughslast
I write very serious movie reviews that contain absolutely no jokes whatsoever
"It's not a coincidence that when you look at these violent Antifa demonstrations not one of the people that is demonstrating looks like a normal person. Not one looks normal. They're all deformed in some way in their appearance, in their dress, in their mannerism." #cdnpoli
I'm not a praying man. But if there is a god, please, PLEASE let both of these teams somehow lose.
Finally a photo update of Mitch McConnell. He's doing fine, everyone. Might even consider running for reelection.
I love that companies get to tell you when and where you use the products and services that you pay for.
"Look how stupid and racist you are for saying this thing that I am pretending you said. I am so smart for point this out; me Larry Correia, the world's foremost expert on consuming hot dogs rectally."
Pretty wild that the most exceeded my expectations have ever been was for a movie that I went into 99% sure I would like it. I was not at all expecting to see the best vampire movie of my life.
I bring my car to the mechanic 4 or 5 times a year. It runs fine. I just like hearing the mechanic say I don't have a blown head gasket every other month.
You'd think they would wanna make sure it was getting the answers right before they made it sassy. But I guess is is worth poisoning all of our drinkable water.
I'm confident that if I open this guy's channel, there will be an equally long video about Schindler's List called "Oskar Schindler was SAVING the Jews."
Someone, not naming names, just farted. Seems pretty satisfied about it too.
The one they usually edit out nowadays stands out quite a bit to me, a millennial.
If it hadn't been published in 1997, I would have sworn on my life that Spider Jerusalem calling himself a "reverend colonel" in order to sneak into a presidential speech was a direct reference to Robert Evens. @iwriteok.bsky.social
The 2003 cinematic masterpiece Freaky Friday. The film features a seemingly normal eldarly asian woman who is, in reality, a dark wizard capable of tearing the very soul from your body and cruely trapping it inside another unwitting victim.
Jake Paul ties a tie like a hobo in a movie who just found his suit in a dumpster and now he's applying for a job at a bank.
Stephen Miller smiles like a guy who gets off watching his grandparents fuck
Marco Rubio's cousins used to make fun of him for having big ears by calling him Rubiorejo. Might be the greatest nickname in the history of bullying.
The way you can tell that John Oliver has successfully integrated into American culture is that he was able to drink Mountain Dew and live. That much sugar, caffeine, and electric eel jizz would kill the average British.
You have commited a grave offense against the Flameoid people from the fire planet.
30,000$ piece of equipment? Peasant level! My ride cost easily 550,000$
"The UK has been colonized by immigrants" says Englands most robust middle manager, sir Boatsworthy Hornswallow