Laura Lexx

@lauralexx

Comedian, author of Klopp Actually and Pivot, always wants some distraction…

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Laura Lexx@lauralexx· Jul 10

When people say, "I wish I could think as fast you", and I think "if you only knew the four million thoughts I edit out before I find one people like..." well here you go - a prime example of quick thinking being WEIRD sometimes

Laura Lexx@lauralexx· Jul 3

Congrats Taylor and Travis. A video about weddings from an old romantic x

Laura Lexx@lauralexx· Jun 26

Laura Lexx@lauralexx· Jun 24

SHE BE WIPPING UP A STORM omg please come

Laura Lexx@lauralexx· Jun 21

Fair play. Here she is sleeping in her swan dive pose which I actually DO need all these photos of every time it happens thank you actually ok

Laura Lexx@lauralexx· May 10

My tour Yo-Yo is on sale now if you need some autumn joy to look forward to… www.lauralexx.co.uk/live

Laura Lexx@lauralexx· May 5

This video is dedicated to that audience in Brisbane last week where I couldn't say chimney sweeping and called it chimpney swimping for about 15 minutes.

Laura Lexx@lauralexx· May 2

Feeling sassy might delete later idk

Laura Lexx@lauralexx· May 1

Some stand up comedy. I'm in the process of retiring this bit I think but I do love it.

Laura Lexx@lauralexx· Apr 17

10 more days in Australia left. A few tickets left for Sunday in Melbourne. Next week off to Brisbane. Then home to my baby girl.

Laura Lexx@lauralexx· Apr 16

I hated everything about trying for a baby.

Laura Lexx@lauralexx· Apr 14

I love stand up comedy 🤷‍♀️ The career path is weird in this industry so please see me in my best format: at my nearest live show to you. All live shows available via my website! Book early to avoid me cancelling them due to low ticket sales.

Laura Lexx@lauralexx· Apr 10

The whole concept of a virginity is redundant.

I think in the past your dad could swap it to become king.

But now dad’s a marketing manager and HR said no.

So it’s redundant but we still have it.

It’s Like the appendix.

In that all the cool kids at school pretended they’d had theirs removed

Laura Lexx@lauralexx· Apr 9

We start out with a picture paint in this one… subtle stupid posh character voice and a description to build the image for the audience. Notice I do this as I’m walking away from the guy. Two reasons for that: