Laurenn
@laurennjoeline
she/her - HTX - Mother of Maisie 🧡🐱 I dumped my X, and I'm better off here 💙 swiftie - I worship at the Chappell of Roan - podcasts and running keep me alive - TCA 🐞
So I watch as you walk Into the Home Depot store And pierce new holes in my heart You should have gone to Lowe's (✨Just new homeowner things✨)
Maisie had a really rough couple of days in the new house and I'm so relieved to see her finally feeling up to ruling her kingdom again.
I'm traveling for work all week and I see these two hussies in bed together.
Guess who were three sweet little angels and get to see Toy Story 5 with Auntie Lo!!
Had the best day with my girlfriends. Late brunch turned into happy hour, and I was about to order my uber but my tipsy mind still remembered there was an ice cream shop next door.
Had a few moments before a meeting so of course I listened to it 3 times in a row.
1.) holy cheese balls, she looks stunning 2.) is lace the new plaid???
They're painting a new building mural downtown! You're a cowboy like me 🤠🫶
I couldn't put my finger on who Addison Rae The Pop Star™️ reminded me of until now.
The irony of this random anti-trans fuckwad sliding into my IG dms and they have Pedro Pascal as their pfp.
I'm so bad about falling asleep on the couch 😭 Maisie doesn't mind though 🥰
Seeing Hamnet with the homies tonight. An entire theater to ourself to wail as loud as we please.
Maisie has been side eyeing me ALL night because the Grammys always makes me emotional.
I love waking up from naps to snaps my bf took of me and Maisie. If mom is snoozing, she is too 🥹
I have picked up the polymer clay tiny food magnets hobby and this was my first attempt: a tiny slice of pizza. Honestly, kinda proud of myself 🥹
Went to my first corporate holiday party and me and my bestie who recruited me look so cute doing the HOT TO GO dance!! (I'm in the green and he's in the black tux)