computer! make my characters more boring! (the au ra thing is fine though)

marvel tokon early impressions: -Ms. Marvel theme the new sound of the summer -Peni is immediately one of my new favorite fighting game characters -I'm not running him right now but this is a *really* cool Green Goblin -overall feels great

zhis is a coward's idea of "plump" but it's a start

Of the two bigger fantasy APs, it baffles me that CR continues to use D&D because they literally have their own competitor to D&D and it baffles me d20 is still there because I know damn well Brennan is tuned in enough to realize staying connected to WotC isn't walking his talk.

That's not how I remember this porn going

<points> zhat's hifuu I know zhem

putting on a giant Monkey Island ass button that says ASK ME ABOUT STORMBLOOD FINAL FANTASY

it is mentioned in a reply, but if you were to remove Doukyuusei from the timeline you'd basically eliminate at least two genres entirely.

Dogcatcher (Lady and the Tramp 2): look at this wet dipshit. 10-0 and I barely even notice him as I'm bowling him over.

Dogcatcher (Lady and the Tramp): would you believe this is the best image I could find anyway this is just a dude doing his job. not villainous but I know too many puppygirls to let him walk free. 8-2, he's built but he ain't a fighter. Vulnerable to msutache based submission holds.

Madame Mim (Sword in the Stone): Honestly I think she wouldn't be interested because I'm not Merlin, but she absolutely kicks my ass otherwise. She's on Malificent/Facilier rules: if I can close in before she gets her magic off, I'm fine, but odds're low.

The Screenslaver (Incredibles 2): 0-10 because I am too busy flirting to fight.

Dawn Bellwether (Zootopia): I mean, look at her. I'm just dropkicking this sheep. 10-0.

Dr. Facilier (The Princess and the Frog): Like Malificent, this is absolutely a question of "can I close the gap before he gets his game plan going" so putting a matchup rank on it is hard. I think I win in a straight fight, but the moment the loa get involved I'm through.

Syndrome (The Incredibles): In a straight fight? Honestly I don't think he stands a chance at all. 9-1 my favor.

John Silver (Treasure Planet): 0-10 his favor unless I have a montage to build a camaraderie first, then no contest. John's great, frankly. Underrated movie.

Gantu (Lilo and Stitch): 5-5. He's physically intimidating but not very fast and a bit on the clumsy side. Careful approach necessary, but doable.

Rourke (Atlantis): 0-10 his matchup. I wish I could say otherwise, because fuck Rourke he sucks! But no I just lose here, he's a heavily-armed merc.

Kronk (Emperor's New Groove): No contest because both of us get distracted and wind up grilling or something.

Yzma (Emperor's New Groove): I mean 10-0, but I'd try and stop it from happening. Yzma's rad as hell and I am disinterested in this fight.

Carnosaur (Dinosaur): I mean what am I supposed to do in this situation. 0-10 I'm dead.

Zurg (Toy Story 2): I mean the toy, obviously, 10-0, it is just a matter of picking it up. The real guy from the lore? Nah he probably wins. 1-9 his favor.

Al (Toy Story 2): 10-0. It'd be funny.

Clayton (Tarzan): I mean, yes, the gun, but he only wants to use it on apes. If I do not loudly express pro-ape sentiment I will easily be able to get in on him and then he's done. 10-0.

Hopper (A Bug's Life): this is. this is a bug. 10-0.

Shan Yu (Mulan): This guy got hit with an entire fucking avalanche and it barely slowed him down. I'm not winnin' this one. 0-10.

Frollo (Hunchback of Notre Dame): he has the Killing Intent. I am but a trans woman and he has the murderous rage of someone who sees me as not worth keeping alive. 8-2 my favor because he's still not much in the physical department but they're closer then I'd like.

Percival McLeach (Rescuers Down Under): I completely forgot about this guy in this relatively-chronological list. He talks a big game, but he absolutely crumbles in a real fight. 10-0 my favor.

Sid (Toy Story): I'm not hitting an 8-year-old, man. I doubt he could do much harm to me either.

Ratcliffe (Pocahontas): It's been a minute but I'm pretty sure he has plate on and he definitely has guns and killing intent. However! He's pompous enough that he'd be shocked to receive a punch and he would trust my lilly-white skin long enough for me to get into range. 7-3 if I'm sneaky.