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They/them. May all beings have Maslow's hierarchy of needs fulfilled AND have a replicator, transporter and holodeck without blowing each other up or genocide'ing each other:) Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations.

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LavenderTrees'd@lavendertreesd· Jun 16

Fizzgig and Aughura are from Dark Crystal :) here's me after a nap

Aughura from Dark Crystal is what we should all aspire to in our older age.

LavenderTrees'd@lavendertreesd· Jun 8

LavenderTrees'd@lavendertreesd· Jun 6

love Love LOVE the rain. Hi rain! We love you rain.

LavenderTrees'd@lavendertreesd· Jun 3

I care... also my dog gives a shit... actually my dog can give 3 shits in one bag :)

The big dog gave 3 shits and we packed it into one bag, it's bigger than most human hands or perhaps 3 small bananas (fir scale in 'Merica) :)

LavenderTrees'd@lavendertreesd· May 23

Awww. Trump IS poop :) found some adorable chalk writings on the ground.

Chalk writing found on the ground reading: "Trump is POOP" and "No Kings"

Chalk writing on the ground reading, "Kids care about politics." In the top left corner part of the pointy S many folks drew in school with lines connecting is in lavender colored chalk as well.

LavenderTrees'd@lavendertreesd· May 17

Yay! Every party

LavenderTrees'd@lavendertreesd· May 14

Yummy spicey, cheesy, garlicky, chivey, squishy baked potato.

Ingredients in a bowl, on a wooden table with a lavender colored and landscaped card nearby include: half a giant potato that was sliced several times around the skin then soaked in salt water in the fridge over night then microwaved fir 5 min then flipped and microwaved another few minutes the topped with grated grueyer (sp?), microplaned black garlic, and a sprinkle of reaper pepper powder then microwaved a further 30seconds then topped with nonfat greek yogurt and a flowering chive head fir extra flavor and a pleasant lavender color. Mmmmm. Hope you enjoy.

LavenderTrees'd@lavendertreesd· Apr 16

Boundaries are good. Loving ants doesn't mean you have to poison the waters directly? Or someone tell me if doing tape versus spraying chemicals is worser'er-er? Er-er? :)

Double sided tape, used as a boundary, fir the ants. Useful around cooking areas, under counters and around electonics. Is the making of it more or less sustainable than u.s. pesticides?

LavenderTrees'd@lavendertreesd· Apr 7

Make every meal yummy with organic reaper powder in your tummy.

An organic open faced quesadilla with a reaper powder sprinkled over a pesto base and topped with diced red peppers, shrimps, cheddar, fresh diced tomato and torn fresh cilatro and basil, with a drizzle of balsalmic glaze on a flour tortilla grilled at 500 degrees F fir 10'ish minutes with fresh toppings and glaze placed after.

LavenderTrees'd@lavendertreesd· Apr 3

A close up of a blue'ish brown dog's brown front right eye, so not the butthole.

LavenderTrees'd@lavendertreesd· Mar 28

Found a pack of red cards on the ground (looked like it fell out of someone's pocket maybe?), so got to hand 'um out to folks during the No Kings march then someone came up and gave me this cool sticker!

A skull outlined in black with pink squiggly lines in the middle. The skull has one gold tooth at a front tooth. On the skull is a yellow crown with a red circle that has a dash acrossed it diagonally. Inside the skull reads, "NO FUCKING KINGS."

LavenderTrees'd@lavendertreesd· Mar 18

LavenderTrees'd@lavendertreesd· Mar 11

Lucien bein' all like, "Yeah, I'm kinda a big deal, but no worries," is my favorite part of LoTR. Dude has the humility mana max'd.

Lucien aka Lucifer from Christian mythos with some tiny horns poses proudly holding a tankard that appears to be the size of half of his torso based on perspective. The background is colored like various stages human blood outside the body in cloud and skyline formation to denote evil and spooooky-ness. The flask is the same color as most sidewalks in the U.S. Lucien wears no shirt and smiles as if to say, 'Those discarded are seen and loved.'

LavenderTrees'd@lavendertreesd· Mar 7

Oh look a new dhs job that makes one wonder with radiation monitoring and fleet management as part of the job requirememt. How odd.

LavenderTrees'd@lavendertreesd· Mar 5

Yes, we have soooo many loose screws; some are in bags though ;)

A plastic box with various loose screws answering the question of if we have a scew loose. The answer is: "Yes, some are in bags too. We also have loose nuts n bolts. ;)"

LavenderTrees'd@lavendertreesd· Feb 16

Dunno know who did this to the side of my fridge, butt I luffs you.

LavenderTrees'd@lavendertreesd· Feb 7

A deviled egg sits atop a packet of organic reaper powder, with some of the powder sprinkled on the deviled egg. It is a yummy hot endorphin rush.

LavenderTrees'd@lavendertreesd· Jan 15

Please read this if you haven't yet, it's a short read at only 109 pages.

The book is called Night, by Elie Wiesel. The author shares his account of surviving Auschwitz as a teen.

LavenderTrees'd@lavendertreesd· Jan 14

We had happy folks enjoying sun beams today.

LavenderTrees'd@lavendertreesd· Jan 13

"Is it a toy?"

Mouse the cat from the previous picture tests the ends of the banana for playability. A paw gentles bats at the end of the peel.

LavenderTrees'd@lavendertreesd· Jan 13

I love Mouse. I found a solution to eating when stressed. Share with someone, or have something simple readily available to eat when the brain sez, 'Hungry.'

A short haired cat with yellow eyes and fur appearing black which changes to black-ish brown fur with black tabby markings when the sunlight hits. The cat is named Mouse. This one sniffs an opened banana with the peel still on the half held. Mouse chose not to eat the banana, but appears to appreciate the offer.

LavenderTrees'd@lavendertreesd· Jan 11

More curtain ghost activity! Spoooooky!

LavenderTrees'd@lavendertreesd· Jan 11

Playing with the curtain ghost.

LavenderTrees'd@lavendertreesd· Jan 1

Spider lemon coin pig, spider lemon coin pig, does whatever a spider lemon coin pig does (yeah yeah, Homer sings it better). Bring us some good luck for the new year please Speeeider lemon pig. My 1st lemon pig, er speeider lemon coin pig.

Apparently to give good luck or simply to have something to do on NYE, you take a lemon and cut 2 v-shaped cuts made at 45 degree angles from the pointy end of a lemon and gently pull the rind up to make ears. Foil is shaped like duck's penis without regard to the counter clock wise typical shape because few people pay attention to this. The foil is then for the tail of the pig and stuck into the lemon at the end opposite the pointy end of a lemon. 2 peppercorns are placed as eyes just below the ears. As this is a spider lemon pig, it has 8 legs which do not articulate because it's not actually a spider leg it's a wood skewer snapped and shoved into the lemon. Finally a cut is made where the mouth is and a coin inserted for the luck part?

Top view of spider lemon pig proving it's a spider because it has 8 legs?

LavenderTrees'd@lavendertreesd· Dec 10

Hmm how 'bout some fusion breakfast tacos, as an idea fir eggs?

Fusion breakfast taco: The taco shell is a croissant, giving it a 'mwahuhuhua" accent. Inside the taco is scrambled egg sitting on top of smeared pesto, because Italy needs attention in the food world always. On top on the eggs sit red peppers, onion greens bacon bits and melty cheese. What you can't see are the bits of reaper powder under the pesto.

LavenderTrees'd@lavendertreesd· Dec 3

Aaaaand garlic farts iiiiin 3.... 2... 1. Aw butt it tastes so gooood ;)

Variably cut veggies in chicken broth with an entire garlic um bulb? Is that the correct word. Like the whole booty of the garlic plant. The veggies are celery, cabbage, onion. Some split peas and wild rice too. In an instant pot prior to sitting in pressure cook mode fir 20 min.

After instant pot time, and then some stewing with the addition of russet potato, sweet potato both orange and purple and some chicken muscle bits oh and curry powder Yum!

LavenderTrees'd@lavendertreesd· Nov 26

Mmmmm biscuit and veggie curried soup. It's finally soup season.

A pot of soup with purple potato, sweet potato, onion, celery, carrot, lentil, pasta spiced wth curry powder, a pinch of reaper powder and finished with a salted butter.

Biscuit of flour, butter, baking powder, salt, sugar cut with a 3 inch ring.

LavenderTrees'd@lavendertreesd· Nov 20

Question fir those that might know: why's this one so dark in color? We updated lighting about a week ago. We're molting. We've been this color since moving to a less active space. Temp/humidity 90/30 on the one side 80/40 on the other side. Diet: wax worms and organic washed romaine. #addHerper

Bearded dragon with dark nearly black colors, whem usually sand colored. Some molt showing in top of the head. Reptar the bearded dragon is standing on coconut husk mat. Behind Reptar is string of sticks held together with a metal rod thay bends to form a ramp that butts againsts a woven hanging mat for perching. In the background a picture of a forest with ferns and mossy trees.

LavenderTrees'd@lavendertreesd· Nov 16

Banana fir scale