I have gotten 6 vaccines in the last 4 months. (Things like a COVID booster, Shingles (is a multiple vax) RSV, Flu and pneumonia. My oldest son's GF went home from school, started feeling sick and she was dead by midnight. 17 y/o.

You know what hasn't been done yet? The Epstein files.

This is page two:

I truly can not say this and it's driving me crazy.

If you go to the next screen, you're sent to another site that wants your birthdate, either the last four of your SS#, or some parts of a credit card, several similar pieces of ID. I LITERALLY use these exact same authorization that gets me into my most secure financials.

I guess I'll just grab something out of the vending machines.

Trump's "intelligence" tests that he does *perfectly*. (It really is the written part of this test. You will be asked other questions verbally.)

Do they wear the white ones after Labor Day, or has that fashion rule die out?

For the guy sleeping at the wheel, I will happily provide a map.

So I've been in jail. Apparently, grabbing your meds from the drive-in drawer at Walgreens after yelling, "Thanks, Jesus!" I find out I haven't reached my heavenly yearly deductible yet.😼

Let us have a moment of silence for Granny.

Pop quiz! Who am I thinking of?

This does it. Dear Mr. Grim Reaper, I will give you five years of my life if you take this mofo out PDQ.

My body was in TX, but my mind was a traveler. Have you tried talking a cat down? 🍄

I hope Big Religion uses the reflecting pool to do mass baptisms.

Go back and do the right thing. Those Dr. Dan and Nurse Nancy books were my gateway drugs.(If you're old enough, they had a few cute Band-Aids inside the book. I was hooked.)

Hey, remember when we compared Trump's first term as "Idiocracy" and we couldn't imagine worse, and now it's "Don't Look Up"?

This has been my talking point since Day 1 of hellzapoppin'. I can CLEARLY hear everyone I knew (well, mostly guys) who used to chest bump history and say, "If I had been there, I would have stopped this shit." Most of you are still here. Whatcha' doin'?

100% fact.

Somehow, we all know who this refers to.

Just dropping this off here. I'm not dead yet. Just studying lawyerin' and dentisting since the 2003 tort reform in TX leaves most of it up to you. (Not that I'm on any social media. Nerp. Not here.) 💙 LFG Talarico!!!!!!!

Gave him a good one.

I think he believes his doctor can cure him of drunken stair falls (See also, Ivana Trump.)

I hear Mar-a-Lago's golf course has set up a fine send-off... (Why isn't that headstone painted a lovely garish gold? 🤔)

I know next to nothing about the Bible, putting it down when in the beginning it says pray in a closet, because that's performative. However, it doesn't it say anything about cloven hoofed animals spilling over your shoes? What a piggy.

FR!

Did these guys not have boats, or sumpthin'?

MOAR BONE SPURS! Sir, they're in your brain.

A little more fleshed out concern about Trump's...empty gourd in 2016-2018.

Look at the date that Epstein thought Trump was in cognitive decline.