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lavkian@lavkian· 20d

this goes for you too, dear reader

discord conversation:

friend: i'm cooking when i don't want to. i deserve an applause.

me: you genuinely do. scraping the dregs of executive function for food is commendable

lavkian@lavkian· Jul 8

my demon axe, that has teeth, has blood on the teeth from combat. nioh 2 is the fucking coolest.

a woman with a large battle axe strapped to her back. the axe has blood on it from recent combat.

lavkian@lavkian· Jul 2

brainrot is reading this and your brain synthesizing "sexy single utility poles in your area"

lavkian@lavkian· Jul 2

emoting to avoid fighting (2/3rd chance unless there's a grave nearby that gives you a hint) is also one of those things i had no idea about, although to be fair you are explicitly taught about this one. i just missed it.

lavkian@lavkian· Jul 2

i've played nioh 4 times and i learn something every time like how these barrels give a "wet" status that will protect you from the flames temporarily, or instantly cure burn status if you have it. 99% sure there's nothing in game that explains this.

lavkian@lavkian· Feb 7

they cooked with nioh 3

lavkian@lavkian· May 10

pog

i got A rank on all bosses in the first area of cuphead

lavkian@lavkian· May 6

i finished act 1, still absolutely loving this game. HUGE SPOILERS and my thoughts in the alt text.

screenshot is the cover art from clair obscur expedition 33.

my thoughts:

the combat in this is really good, like many have said. parrying feels fair and very satisfying.

the beach parkour game is ASS. and so is the volleyball game. i beat the easy and medium but fuck the hard one.

the music is really good, i'm trying to learn the words to lumiere, even though i don't speak any french. and on that note, i love the french voice acting, the french immersion has been really enjoyable.

the writing is absolutely top notch. i honestly don't play most games for the story because most stories are derivative and predictable. the giant husk you see early on in metaphor gives the whole thing away if you're paying attention. but expedition 33 has had some amazingly written and directed cutscenes already.

my biggest complaint about this game is that while the entire game is absolutely stunning, the individual areas you go through feel very large but very sparse. you'll enter a giant hall that has literally one enemy and maybe one hidden treasure. and because the rooms and paths are so large, it's hard to figure out what's the "side path" and what's the "progression path." everything feels very empty.

also, i didn't expect gustave to just straight up die. i expected some sort of story event because of his locked skills... but... is he coming back? he's coming back, right? for the rest of his skills...?

aside from that, absolutely loving this. definitely lives up to bluesky's hype.

lavkian@lavkian· May 6

i mean... i had to earn it... might as well wear it... 🫠🫣

screenshot from clair obscur. lune, an asian looking female character, is wearing a bathing suit i earned from doing a minigame.

lavkian@lavkian· May 5

if you see this, post the most recent photo of yourself from your camera roll. no cheating !!

me wearing a green beanie and a blue sailor moon sweater

lavkian@lavkian· May 5

tangential but the first time i heard Lumiere i literally did this 😂

Leonardo DiCaprio in Once Upon A Time In Hollywood

lavkian@lavkian· May 5

What are your favorite pieces of Star Wars media? #MayThe4thBeWithYou

star wars: clone wars, the animated series. the 2d one by genndy tartakovski, not the 3d one.

the video game Star Wars TIE FIghter for PC

star wars battlefront 2 for playstation 2

lavkian@lavkian· May 3

Post your getaway vehicle. WRAITH AWAITING LAUNCH ORDERS.

screenshot from starcraft. three terran fighter jets called wraiths accompany a transport ship across the map.

lavkian@lavkian· May 3

BY STEEL, BY SILVER I SLAY LIKE A WOLF IN THE NIGHT BY STEEL, BY SILVER I SLAY RUNES OF POWER BE MY LIGHT

maria rainer, a blonde singer, sits on a field of grass playing a guitar and singing for children. from sound of music.

lavkian@lavkian· May 2

your next task is to use one (1) MP restorative in the next boss fight.

a screenshot of a korean man looking anguished, from squid games

lavkian@lavkian· May 2

MY SWITCH LITE WORKS WHAT it orange screened months ago omg i can actually play prime remastered

lavkian@lavkian· May 2

i have no idea where this cardboard chair came from but my god he adores it

my roommate's cat monkey sitting in a "chair" made out of glued together pieces of cardboard. it sits about two inches of the ground.

lavkian@lavkian· May 2

Play more indies! each of these is an easy 10/10. i have 100% achievements for two of these and i never do that shit.

lavkian@lavkian· May 2

just going to add my voice to the choir that is imploring anyone who doesn't already have clair obscur to buy it. holy shit.

snippet of my steam active play time. i launched clair obscur expedition 33 for the first time and 6 hours absolutely vanished.

lavkian@lavkian· May 1

hats off to this cop who can randomly speak a little japanese

screenshot from parasite eve. a japanese man who does not speak much english is greeted by a new york city police officer. he is saying "chotto dake ne. dare desu ka?" which means "just a little. who are you?"

lavkian@lavkian· May 1

what the fuck was this doing in a cabinet in a zoo office

screenshot from parasite eve showing a grenade launcher in my character's inventory

lavkian@lavkian· Apr 29

P: Parasite Eve sniping two because this is one of my favorite games ever, but it has some balancing issues. i never beat this because the final boss fight is fucking terrible. but so much about this game was and remains ahead of its time. and the soundtrack is absoluted *goated*.

cover art for parasite eve. half of the cover features the left half of aya brea's face, a woman with blonde hair and blue eyes. in the corner, eve, the game's antagonist, floats above the ground, her hair a mess of red spikes, her arms freakishly long with large claws, and the lower half of her body is just a mass of red flesh.

lavkian@lavkian· Apr 29

okami. need i say more?

a poster for the video game okami. the main character, a white wolf named okami, is in the center. she has white fur with red painted accents, and is surrounded by a cast of characters, including japanese monks and samurai.

lavkian@lavkian· Apr 28

slinky mode engaged

my roommate's cat monkey, fore paws and body maximally extended with his claws in the carpet to maintain the pose. he's been like this for at least a minute.

lavkian@lavkian· Apr 28

smell ya later

lavkian@lavkian· Apr 27

my work shirt is underneath it so technically i'm in uniform

self portrait with a thin blue sweater that says Sailor Moon and has five of the sailor soldiers on it

lavkian@lavkian· Apr 24

digging through my unplayed games to find something new to try. always been intimated by this game, but i'm going to give it a solid go. the music fucking slaps holy shit

screenshot from la mulana. the main character, who wears a hat, clothes, and whip akin to indiana jones, stands among large yellow pillars. enemy skeletons roam the room.

lavkian@lavkian· Apr 23

and you thought YOU were a real kingdom hearts fan

a picture of some of my coworker's names on a sheet of paper, including the name Kairi

lavkian@lavkian· Apr 21

guys pete headsweat just wanted everyone to know. because knowing is half the battle.

lavkian@lavkian· Apr 20

Happy Easter love-beans, what is your favorite game featuring a bunny?