The carbs got cold. So I made them a decoration.

@dlelandwhite.bsky.social I added white wine while browning the sausage to cut back on any unusual flavorings of the breakfast sausage. Made for a VERY rich country gravy. Carbs included broccoli cheese bite, biscuits and hash browns.

I am a man. A man with needs! Those needs? I’d like to have teeth. I lost another tooth today thanks to an unwelcome combination of cancer-radiation side effects and diabetes. I’m down to 10.5 teeth and my dentures no longer work because I lost the teeth they were braced against. That’s the tooth.

I did the thing and saw Odyssey on iMax. A solid Nolan movie. I love all the faces I know. It being a Nolan movie, I’m a little surprised not to see Burn Gorman.

My local Kroger is selling Jimothy Brookies. The decorators of our cookies in the bakery right now? Four Korean teenagers and I am so happy.

I’ve reached the final cooking phase. I’ve removed all the bones, drained 2 cups of fat (trust me. It was TOO MUCH) and added tomatoes, potatoes, black beans and corn. My second time boiling the bones for a few hours. The smell is INSANE.

In a move that I feel @talcotts.bsky.social relates to, I have started what is the most insane-sounding chili. In the oven right now, before the pot, we have short ribs, bone marrow, pork belly, mushrooms, onions, sweet potatoes and Yukon gold potatoes. Finger crossed I don’t screw this up.

I went to the butcher today and asked for a 2” ribeye. I showed him where on the roast I wanted it cut. It was HUGE. I GROSSLY overpaid for it, but I got an ideal cut and it melted in my mouth. Perfect 135°.

My neighbors on both sides are on vacation. My wife and daughter are off on an adventure for the week. I am now the Prime Reeve of my cul de sac. Companions at my side (also I didn’t wanna pay for a dog sitter).

Hello from an anime convention. In my late forties and this is exhausting!!

Gus Gus is on his first official sleepover. If they are a good fit for him, he will be adopted within two weeks. Bittersweet how heartbroken I am.

Update! I’ve been tricked. I put on my glasses and it was a fucking minion!!

I couldn’t get GusGus to wear the hat for you.

Preach.

You got one on me!! I’ve built all these garden boxes and planted so much and designed a beautiful space. Death. All I have brought is yellow unhealthy death to my plants.

As a first grader in 1985, GI Joe was my choice of action figure. I was spoiled because they were so articulate with their moving joints and swiveling hips. My Star Wars figures lacked articulation to some extent and they kind of just ended up as museum pieces. Now I just want to play with my Joes.

@benjaminahr.mobi I was cleaning out my old stale chips and I found this on a very old bag of chips. You recorded these, didn’t you? @jessethorn.bsky.social @maximumfun.org

I’m back playing Animal Crossing again. First time in five years. I could have sworn I had a hundred million bells. I think my daughter has been sneaking into my account and giving herself and her friends money. lol. Don’t worry. I’ve given away my fortune a dozen times. I’m all about redistribution

Twenty years ago, before I met ANY of yall, I was a struggling college student and I wrote a dumb silly letter to Game Informer. The topic came up on the most recent Get Played Podcast. I was very excited to relive the glory of my letter! @heathercampbell.bsky.social @mattapodaca.bsky.social

I am a big feeder guy. Lots of fun birds. Squirrels became a problem. I feed them separately. So I created a squirrel baffle that stops them from climbing the poles. But then, this new challenge attracted raccoons. They made a raccoon LADDER with three of them standing on their shoulders.

Is my garden BYU Idaho? Because my plants are SOAKING.

My kiddo LOVES the Owl House and always wants to buy stuff to make more Owl House costumes. But she also loves Amphibia and FNAF cosplay. Aren’t I so handsome? My suspenders are BONES!!

Plus I have my assistant with me.

My addiction to collecting wood for projects has led my yard to look like an incomplete construction site.

Good morning.

We all needed a despair break. So my wife went outside and is working in the garden. Me? I took a drink and am laying down staring at hats and toys.

I like how I set these guys up the most.

Update. I did a lame job staging them.

Hey! I’m unboxing too! But just for me. No vids or pics.

@jessethorn.bsky.social when you talk about your dog on @jordanjessego.bsky.social JJGo, they remind me so much of my foster, Gus Gus. He doesn’t leave my side. He also will eat the world. He also loves children more than space turtles do.