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@layneybug
former emo kid turned drama educator, they/them, movies, ska
saw this thing stuck and I literally clapped like a happy toddler. get wrecked.
this is a cute sentiment and I definitely appreciate having a governor who sucks less than others, but I can assure everyone that the gay agenda is NOT more billionaire politicians
first my step-daughter was in the ER & now I’m in a separate ER in a totally different city and they’re going to admit me & my wife’s not w/ me bc she’s at the other ER w/ our kid but at least I know this goose wheel on the supply cart’s got me
after a weekend of one word answers and shrugs from our daughter it was lovely to end our time together by her and my wife throwing water balloons at each other – no words needed. I stayed dry and cute to document it and take selfies with my wife.
they have officially left the nest and I’m emotional and so proud of them. very cool to see one “in the wild” as it were.
Happy Mother’s Day to me and these horrible too long and in my eyes side swept bangs I had to wear all weekend bc I couldn’t trim my own bangs after telling our daughter she isn’t allowed to cut her own hair
here’s to another 33 birthdays filled with strawberry cake and kitties.
after being firmly rebuffed on watching a movie together (“we watched a movie yesterday”) we agreed on doing a Star Wars puzzle as our family activity
took our 13yo to @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social this afternoon. I promised myself I wouldn’t do the embarrassing parent thing and bore her with why it’s so special to see it in 70mm. instead I sat next to her & cried the whole time. 10/10 family outing.
I’ve been playing #pokemongo for abt 3 years now. Oddish is my favorite guy since childhood. getting a shiny one has been my white whale - I check every single one I see on the odd chance. today it finally happened and OH MY GOD LOOK AT HIM. he’s so GREEEN.
everything is terrible but at least a cousin’s wedding was an excuse to wear pretty pink floral dresses with my wife if you look closely the pattern on my dress matches the pattern on my cane
what’s the Call of the Void equivalent that makes me need to play with these?
how I’m feeling after logging into my work gdrive today to find gemini all over the damn place
today we’re watching Freaky Friday (2003). making sure we hit the whole Guest/Curtis household this weekend.
can’t think of a better way to share it with her for the first time than a sold out show at @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social happy valentine’s day to the people and theaters I love
what’s keeping me going is knowing that after not being able to eat for anesthesia I’m going to absolutely destroy some ravioli tonight
getting a ‘2025 Mailchimp Wrapped’ feels so cursed like what are we even doing anymore
my wife has been hard at work this weekend putting together the new bed for our daughter’s room. someone’s already a fan.
my wife is currently trying to sell our daughter (13) on watching Princess Bride in what has to be the most delightful meta story imaginable
“Ring out the old year, ring in the new.” starting 2026 off right with my yearly viewing of The Apartment (1960)
SHE’S HERE!!!!!! our daughter from my wife’s first marriage moving back to town is the best possible christmas gift
nurse asked for a urine sample and said I could go down the hall or use this and opened the cabinet with all the flourish of a magician. obviously I used the Murphy Toilet. if there’s a novelty option I’m always gonna take it.
@musicboxtheatre.bsky.social is alive with the sound of music! I love this yearly tradition of singing along to everyone’s favorite antifa musical.