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@leena
Gamedev, writer, researcher, vulgar lush. Making @DeadStaticDrive.com with @mike.reuben.games. I wrote a book once and I’ll bloody do it again if you’re not careful. Naarm/Melbourne. 🏳️🌈 (she/her)
someone buy me this machine so i can harass mike with little daddy house shoes every day
you can just do sentence crimes if you want i put three separate parenthetical asides in a single 73 word sentence just now
i think i need to call this guy because saying “hello is this david degras from depaul?” might fix me “yes this is david degras from depaul, who is this?” “oh hello! I’m melanie melons from melbourne”
remember when he picked his nose and ate it at a UFC fight and his wife had to be all “a man can’t even eat boogers in peace anymore smh”
who knew a podcast riffing on “balls deep” with an onlyfans tag would have been a bawdy and tasteless ribald little corner of the internet who could have seen that this deliberately vulgar off-colour format would invite smutty little provocations that the PM would walk right into like spiderwebs
i had a dirty dream about mike and I can’t stop looking at him like this all day
i think the biggest sign my 18yo is a real legit adult now is how instead of throwing up reasons why he can’t do something i suggest he’ll just write back “that’s a great idea” and go and bloody do it it’s like he’s learned how to walk all over again
@dangolding.com Clicked on the callout thinking it might be something for you and then noped out of there in [star wars reference for something very fast]
i don’t trust anyone who doesn’t have three fun little drinks on the go under these conditions, to be perfectly francis
seems deeming going after peta credlin’s husband has caused peta to pull the big bot lever on twitter and they’ve all turned on moira now
replace the lyrics with scheming deeming for some well deserved schadenfreude on this fine friday afternoon
in the spirit of this post i am sorry for my spectacular rack and correct opinions
when a large account you’ve never understood the appeal of finally shows his ass to everyone else
The guy ostensibly behind the “show me your friends” line has the least surprising Wikipedia page ever: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Pe%... Guess he had some shitty friends ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
seems legit i'm gonna sell out, it's over for you bitches once i get that spacexmanagement64 at gmail dot com money you'll be singing a different tune
he’s advocating we become more elbow-forward to hopefully capitalize on whatever’s going on here:
Six years since I told Mike I had feelings for him thinking he would have to let me down gently but he grabbed me and smooched me instead and the earth tilted off its axis never to be the same again. we even both sync’d up with our cards completely unawares this year A SIGN