Everyone should live in a town with a Stadt Bar and a City Kebap all within walking distance of a Lidl. That’s it, that‘s my political manifesto. Elect me to make it happen.
I‘m a little bit obsessed with freeze dried fruits as a flavouring for frosting. These are vanilla bean & raspberry. Vegan 🧁
Things that make me snicker as a native English speaker shopping in a German supermarket.
Yes and watching. There was a massive, days long power cut in Berlin in January. How did the Mayor respond? He went to play tennis. Then there’s this photo of our Chancellor. He’s made massive cuts to social services telling folks they need to be realistic. Then takes his private jet to Wimbledon.
If Musical Theatre fans behaved like football fans. This made me laugh. www.instagram.com/reel/DagJKpq...
It looked like this but was made of a lovely satin that had been dyed blue and silver. She did a really good job but I had to tell her I couldn’t wear it because if my Fiancé saw me in it in would be a strong I don’t.
Checking off a very important item from the wedding prep list: The Child of Prague has been procured.
I finished Prestige Drama by Séamas O’Reilly yesterday and it was absolutely fantastic. Every character speaks directly to you and it feels as if you’re sitting with them having tea in their sitting room or a pint in the pub. Some of it it so deeply painful and some so light hearted and flippant 1/2
Ok I need all of Germany to buy these so that they take off. They’re new and delicious and I can’t have Dr Quendt discontinuing them.
Oooh a nut roll is also good. These are peanut chews. I’ve just remembered I could never find them in Portland. They’re more of an East coast thing. But they’re so good and if you ever see them, try them! So yummy.
37°C here in Berlin and I am literally living this from @ciaraioch.bsky.social.
I don’t know I feel like maybe there aren’t enough radishes available at Kaufland today.
5 minutes ago I became aware that Ninja sells a device that makes soft serve ice cream. Now I‘m creating a PowerPoint that will end with „And in conclusion we need to buy a bigger apartment so that we‘ll have space for a machine that will allow us to make delicious vegan soft eis on demand.“
Rishi Sunak’s resignation was my absolute favourite, purely from a pun perspective. Things can only get wetter? Absolute gold.
Hi friends. I need you all to know I’m probably going to die this coming weekend so go ahead and say your goodbyes now please and thanks.
Also, my LGF gave me this in Dublin and I kind of can’t wait to use it here.
We‘re in Ireland for my LGF‘s birthday. I think he may be starting to feel his age. Notice the „pair“ of shoes he brought.