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GOODBYE KITTY™️ 💀

Hey, so, just saying- if you ask me “how are you?” my brain just overloads and shuts down. I will either (1) not know how to answer and leave it on read for weeks OR (2) I will respond with an absolute mood killer There is no in between.

once you’re over 35 it really do be like “what’s my age again?” 😳

What do you do with a white pencil?! You get a piece of black paper and make that shit pop off

Trigger warning for any current or former service industry people (I still get these nightmares to this day 😭)

I went back to see what his first message was and goddamn. Thinking about a 30-something professor sending this to a young barely 20-something female undergrad makes my skin crawl. He needed to feel cool so bad. I hate that he used his class as a hunting ground and still probably does.

My final messages before blocking years ago still don’t hit hard enough, imo

Sorry, i watch too much true crime

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Apparently I don’t know where I was born but so glad I get a second shot with some more security questions I custom made 9 years ago! … ah shit. Guess I’m never accessing this account again then

Remembered The Faint for the first time in decades the other day. Today this part of song (and/or vocal stim) was appropriately still stuck in my head when Met Gala photos came on my feed 😐

Moments when you think the kids are gonna be alright 🤌

I have a snail on the dash of my car because I feel like when I drive on the highway it’s like wheeeee But otherwise, my favorite snail-cousin is the banana slug. When I lived in CA it was my favorite siting

One of the few positives of AI is that now making mistakes (like starting a piece on a page with an ink stain from the page before it) and all of the other messy imperfections just become something that ensures the viewer an actual human made it Or at least that’s what I tell myself anyway

if my vibes were made into an album, the cover would be this

went here and no one knew you tbh

Bob ✔️

It’s like he thought I needed some late night mansplainy motivational speeches Meanwhile I sold this guy art he connected with at 1/3 the cost because he couldn’t afford it but it meant a lot to him All he’s really lecturing me about is how much of a mistake that was 🙄

I stopped responding and went to bed thinking I was just in a mood but listening to it again? that was overly generous of me tbh

“Dearest and most cherished consumer, Sorry we absolutely suck. You pay us SO much money for us to suck. Here's $20 (we will definitely still continue to suck tho) we good? k ✲ﾟƬʜᵃℕҡ ყօϋ Love, Verizon”

Men like this are why the block button exists Posting this to remind myself & ya’ll why wasting precious emotional energy trying to reason with obnoxious bitter dudes is time you’ll never get back Carry on

it’s absolutely wild this is the norm and needs to be publicly shamed way more 😭

“the divorce came out of nowhere!” sir, it did fucking not

when you spend 40 hours a week checking your work email so you give up on your personal email and now it looks like this

The S cookie was obviously meant for the squirrel My squirrel army will be strong by 2026

HEY! I’m making prints for the first time (I had weird art imposter syndrome and/or self-inflicted mental block about it for too long)— starting with two of my favorite “doodles” that ended up being favorite pieces. If you wanna order one, let me know. Under $15 per print