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He/him (exactly the 100 billionth such human to be born). Don't worry if you don't see me here for a while 🙂 Aiming for indefinite break

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Lenoxus@lenoxus· 23d

This here is the Berniemania I can believe in

Quote: "Are you willing to fight for someone you don't know as hard as you are willing to fight for yourself?" — Bernie 2020

Lenoxus@lenoxus· 24d

The Mitchell and Webb "Kill the Poor" sketch: two government consultants are asked to run a computer model of the effect of killing the poor on the economy

Lenoxus@lenoxus· Jul 7

Just the words BETTER THINGS AREN'T POSSIBLE

Lenoxus@lenoxus· Jul 7

pictured: that person

meme: MAINE NOT MENTIONED

Lenoxus@lenoxus· Jul 4

Lenoxus@lenoxus· Jun 29

And it gets so much better, oh my god Hovering for a tooltip does *not* help explain what it would mean to react with baseball Govtrack.us is social media at peak performance

More emojis!

😡18👌11😱6 👏4💯4🤗3🐢3🍔3🗽3😄2💔2📉1⚾1🤑

Lenoxus@lenoxus· Jun 29

Unrelatedly, I just learned that every bill page has one of these, which is actually kind of great

"React with an emoji", under which are three emojis and number of reactions so far: angry face with 17, OK hand with 11, shock with 6, and a triangle to expand it to more

Lenoxus@lenoxus· Jun 26

On the other hand, what about the risk of fire in the unlikely event of building impact?

XKCD
[Hairy throws his arms out as he talks to Cueball, who answers while lifting a hand, palm facing up.]
Hairy: 9/11 was an inside job! Jet fuel can't burn hot enough to melt steel!
Cueball: Well, remember — jet fuel wasn't the only thing on those planes. They would've also carried tanks full of the mind-control agents airliners use to make chemtrails.
Cueball: Who knows what temperature that stuff burns at!
Hairy: Whoa.
Hairy: Good point!

[Caption below the panel:]
My Hobby: Playing conspiracy theories off against each other.

Lenoxus@lenoxus· Jun 22

Liz Lemon in 30 Rock: "What a week, huh?"

Lenoxus@lenoxus· Jun 20

Meme of Trump's reaction to death of RBG

Lenoxus@lenoxus· Jun 17

This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts

The moment in The Good Place where Michael realizes that the idiotic Jason figured out what was going on

Lenoxus@lenoxus· Jun 12

Right but you're forgetting about

Futurama' Leela: "Why are you cheering, Fry? You're not rich!"

Fry: "True, but someday I might be rich. And then people like me better watch their step."

Lenoxus@lenoxus· Jun 7

Mamdani is easily one of my absolute favorite politicians but I truly consider it disgraceful that he did this

Mamdani and Trump shake hands

Lenoxus@lenoxus· May 25

"Science is whatever we want it to be". — Dr Spaceman

Lenoxus@lenoxus· May 23

Lenoxus@lenoxus· May 19

Meme without explicit caption: "That's the neat part: it doesn't"

Lenoxus@lenoxus· May 7

A man-in-the-street Onion interview: "I'm with Bush. What have future generations ever done for me?" (Context is the rejection of the Kyoto Protocol in March of 2001)

Lenoxus@lenoxus· May 6

Pictured: a proud member of the 33% who still strongly disapproves everything else

Calvin and Hobbes panel of the dad next to his bike; in the dialogue that's been cropped out, he expressed hope that gas goes to "eight bucks a gallon"

Lenoxus@lenoxus· May 4

Simpsons meme with no caption: "So far"

Lenoxus@lenoxus· May 3

The crow "CAW CAW!" "Get better material!" meme, with the Peter Parker gonna-cry meme as the dumb material

Lenoxus@lenoxus· Apr 29

The "that's the neat part, you don't" meme, without captions

Lenoxus@lenoxus· Apr 28

That's not good at all!

Calvin and Hobbes image in which the dad's dialogue (cropped out) is "Sure! 'Cyclists have a right to the road too, you noisy, polluting, inconsiderate maniacs! I hope gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon!"

Lenoxus@lenoxus· Apr 26

Yeah, but on the other hand, there's reason to imagine it happening

Tweet by "postoctobrist": the arc of American history is long but it bends, confusingly, towards Donald Trump getting shot and killed for being a pedophile by a guy who voted for him to stop the pedophiles and who is, himself, a pedophile

Lenoxus@lenoxus· Apr 25

Lenoxus@lenoxus· Dec 31

Hobbes: "Why not? *We're* scared of *him*.

Calvin: "Yeah, but *we're* just ordinary Earthlings, not weirdos from another planet like *he* is."

Lenoxus@lenoxus· Dec 30

Homer Simpson laughingly telling Hank Scorpio "Yes, once"

Lenoxus@lenoxus· Dec 29

The "Everyone knows __, but what this book presupposes is [the opposite]" meme from The Royal Tenenbaums

Lenoxus@lenoxus· Dec 28

Oh, I know the fix for this issue

Qui-gon and Obi-wan in Phantom Menace, looking to resolve the Naboo trade dispute

Lenoxus@lenoxus· Dec 28

As the Onion put it so well

SHOULD CHILDREN BE EXPOSED
TO FACTS?

Lenoxus@lenoxus· Dec 27