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Zendaya, confused@likeadeuce· 15d

His buddy started it this time

Flavio Cobolli wearing cornrows with his boys

Zendaya, confused@likeadeuce· 22d

Bl9rbo

Picture of Josh O'Connor from Clickhole, caption says "Spielberg hired me after 'Challengers.' I was supposed to have a long threeway scene with two aliens. We shot it and everything. It took weeks. Supposed to be like a 45-minute long scene. But I guess it didn't test well or something, because it's not in the movie, not even after the credits. Kinda hurt my feelings honestly.

Zendaya, confused@likeadeuce· 27d

"the Mughal dynasty's final ruler was deposed in 1857" Of course the British Raj gets exonerative cop tense

THE LEGACY OF THE GReAT MUGHALS
Shah Jahan's reign ended suddenly in 1658 when he became seriously ill and his third son, Aurangzeb, scized power. The new emperor hugely expanded the empire and in that process irreversibly weakened it. Within decades of his death in 1707, the Mughals exerted little power beyond the walls of Delhi. In contrast to the relative stability and long reigns of the Great Mughals, the next 150 years saw rapid turnover- 15 further emperors sat on the Mughal throne before the dynasty's final ruler was deposed in 1857.
The artistic splendor of the Mughal Empire's golden age, however, was not forgotten. As the empire declined, court artists and craftsmen moved to other centers of patronage, disseminating not only the skills and techniques practiced in the Mughal workshops but also the aesthetic language that had become synonymous with power and prestige. The rulers and chiefs of new courts emulated the architectural forms and ubiquitous floral decoration of Shah Jahan's reign in local styles across the Indian subcontinent
The Great Mughals' legacy endures to this day. The Taj Mahal remains one of the world's most famous and praised monuments, and the memory of the Mughals unsurpassed wealth and power iS evoked whenever a titan of business or industry is called a "mogul."

Zendaya, confused@likeadeuce· Jun 30

Wait here's another. (I went outside and saw a cat that looked just like her scampering + thought she might have gotten out then turned around and she was haunting the window)

Zendaya, confused@likeadeuce· Jun 29

Zendaya, confused@likeadeuce· Jun 26

To be fair tgst IS what she is crying about

Eve Hewson crying on the phone in 'Disclosure Day'

Zendaya, confused@likeadeuce· Jun 24

#WipWednesday #DisclosureDay

Jane doesn’t know whether she believes gambling is wrong. That’s the problem with growing into a person that her pious child self wouldn’t recognize. The world is so full of things she knows are fine, or even good, but carry a faint taste of sin: condoms and socialism, heavy metal and plunging necklines. Jane’s instincts are fucked around this stuff. She crossed “extremely protected sex with a guy she just met” off her list a month out of the convent.

Gambling in a casino though -- is it immoral or just wasteful? She’s sure that if she looked into the business model, it preys on the poor, but she’s not sure if participating is more like ordering from Amazon (they suck but you’re definitely going to use that air fryer) or voting for people who want to take health care from kids (don’t get her started.)

When she steps onto the floor of the casino, a waitress in a toga hands her a free drink, and she immediately pours way too much money into slots. The dice games are too complicated, roulette seems so simple it must be dangerous. She thinks she knows blackjack, from a game show when she was a kid, so she sits in for a hand while she thinks of her next move, and that’s when she notices the boy.

Zendaya, confused@likeadeuce· Jun 17

#Wip #WIPWednesday DISCLOSURE DAY (no spoilers to speak of just my take on this being a movie about dating in Northern Virginia)

Jane should never have told the other nurses about the convent. They assume she’s clueless about dating, or sex. It doesn’t matter that she was married before. Wedding, then nursing degree, then dead husband, then convent. That all made it easy enough to get back into the workforce.

The dating pool, less so, but that’s not because of her time as a novitiate. It’s because she works long hours, and because she lives in fucking Occoquan. She’s been on the apps, but everybody she matches expects her to drive around the Beltway to Maryland.

When she does get past a date or two, she keeps gravitating to quiet guys who say they work “in IT” or “for a contractor” but can’t or won’t be specific about their work. That’s a DC type, and she’s sure it means something with drones, or spy satellites. At best, building apps to help systems that help kidnap kids more efficiently.

She ought to move. She can do this work anywhere. She can do it overseas, but is there any place better?

Zendaya, confused@likeadeuce· Jun 10

Is that not just his name?

Al Overview
Carolina Hurricanes goaltender Brandon Bussi--often affectionately referred to by his nickname "Bussi"--is a professional ice hockey player.

Zendaya, confused@likeadeuce· May 28

In fairness, this woman has won 2 Grand Slams

Tennis player Coco Gauff with her quote in the caption: 'Maybe the way the games are 15-love, 30. That doesn't make any sense to me and it's so hard to explain that to people. It goes 15, 30, but then it goes to 40. It's like why?'

Zendaya, confused@likeadeuce· May 27

I still say 'The goalie said 'Fuck it' and left' on a regular basis

Tweet by Twitter used Tony X:

THE GOSLIE SAID FUCK IT AND LEFT

Zendaya, confused@likeadeuce· May 22

Tennis is great because these men just finished an insanely competitive match with racquet-throwing and when they're done they come and lean at the net, breathing deeply and staring into each other's eyes. (Also what is it with Learner and older Russians?)

Alexander Bublik and Learner Tien both bent over holding opposite sides of the net and staring at each other

Zendaya, confused@likeadeuce· May 20

I don't usually take 'there was more casual sexiness in 90s movies than today that seriously but I just put on White Men Can't Jump (Rosie Perez kick after 'Fearless'). . .and

Shirtless Woody Harrelson looks at a world almanac , Rosie Perez sits behind him in a bathrobe

Zendaya, confused@likeadeuce· May 17

Pick a bond villain from pictures you already have in your phone

Rafa Nadal stares diabolically at the camera while a tennis coach and player talk in front of him

Zendaya, confused@likeadeuce· May 16

Pick a new Bond from the pictures already on your phone

Art of a kid with glasses getting ready to punch someone with the word 'okay'

Zendaya, confused@likeadeuce· May 15

In that crazy match the other night he was playing this slender swan boy

Zendaya, confused@likeadeuce· May 15

Here's the tennis coffee man apparently this is just what he does. Must have digestion of steel.

Ray Giulbo photo of "Luciano Darderi sipping on a cup of coffee at the change of ends during hid second round match" at the US Open last fall

Zendaya, confused@likeadeuce· May 13

It's almost midnight, they're still playing tennis because of a rain delay, and firework smoke from the Italian soccer championship has drifted over to ruin the electronic line calling

Tennis stadium and trees covered by thick haze

Zendaya, confused@likeadeuce· May 1

Is it still a disco nap with a cat on your stomach?

Zendaya, confused@likeadeuce· Apr 22

Sure

Reply with a fic premise that 100% sounds like the kind of thing would write, and I'll tell you how embarrassingly accurate

Zendaya, confused@likeadeuce· Apr 13

Nobody is mad at #euphoria for the right reasons

Apple news headline: "Did we really need pup pkay on Euphoria?" w/ a picture of what i guess is Sydney Sweeney in a dog costume

Zendaya, confused@likeadeuce· Apr 4

What if Tammi /Dawn tho

Zendaya, confused@likeadeuce· Mar 29

Omg his brother was in Virginia!

A wading bird with a prominent crest (great blue heron i think) looking up at the sky

Zendaya, confused@likeadeuce· Mar 28

Watching a war movie and telling myself i shouldn't look at every story about male friendship and go 'they were in lovvve' but then the 2 heroes carve 'Frank + Archy' on the pyramids??

Screencap from 'Gallipoli,' "Frank + Archy" carved into stone

Zendaya, confused@likeadeuce· Mar 18

Zendaya, confused@likeadeuce· Mar 16

This is what *I* needed from Oscar night

Barry Keoghan + Jacob Elordi posing together

Zendaya, confused@likeadeuce· Mar 16

Zendaya, confused@likeadeuce· Mar 12

Screengrab of text "Hey, it's Jon Ossoff. Before you close this message, hear me out

Zendaya, confused@likeadeuce· Mar 5

My favorite bit from this article:

Henry IV, part 1: Every story you tell ends with “lol I was so drunk.”

Henry IV, part 2: Every story you tell ends with “I’m so grateful for my sobriety.”

Henry V: You unironically admire Winston Churchill

Zendaya, confused@likeadeuce· Mar 3

ARE WE CALLING THIS A MULLET?