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I want to be like, "hey, jon@likeheyjon· Jun 2

watching josh rubin with 4 rules and a baby bjorn attached like

The famous Maxell ad image from the 80s, where a guy is sitting in a chair with a bunch of wind blowing at him from a speaker, in black and white.

I want to be like, "hey, jon@likeheyjon· May 16

Polis is claiming on twitter that he's "standing for free speech" by commuting the sentence of a fascist who breached election systems on behalf of another fascist trying to steal an election. He's showing us who he is and I believe him.

screenshot of a jared polis twitter post from May 15th: "Why would I want to run from it or redefine it? I’ll always stand for free speech and to make sure that we live in a country that no matter what your viewpoints are, you are not incarcerated longer because of them; the very democracy our clerks aspire to protect and defend through capably administering our gold-standard election system."

I want to be like, "hey, jon@likeheyjon· Apr 11

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.

a still from the film The Death Of Stalin showing its well-casted Politburo

I want to be like, "hey, jon@likeheyjon· Sep 13

Colts' 7-man protection is much more effective here than the Dolphins'. Not sure why Pittman slowed down his route though, as there was no one in the flat; Jones came very close to throwing a pick 6.

I want to be like, "hey, jon@likeheyjon· Sep 13

tough break when you're down 17-0 and finally force a punt, to extend the drive with a marginal running into the kicker foul. I guess it counts if you end up in his general area and he sits on you and falls over?

I want to be like, "hey, jon@likeheyjon· Sep 13

Buckner is a tough blocking assignment for an RB, but Achane just kind of lets himself get run into. Tough on the QB on third down when a 5 man rush beats a 7 man protection. This stunt design seems intentionally designed to attack this particular protection.

I want to be like, "hey, jon@likeheyjon· Sep 13

as an aside, the shadows in the colts' stadium are super annoying, aesthetically. i hope the broncos' new bazillion dollar retractable roof stadium doesn't have this going on.

the colts and dolphins line up for a play and the stadium shadows line up with the way the players are aligned; it upsets me in a way I can't describe

I want to be like, "hey, jon@likeheyjon· Sep 13

this one, I give the D some credit. Watch Cross (20) scooch over into blitz position as soon as the running back motions to the offense's left. Tua looks left where almost all his receivers are, and is completely blindsided. Might be one of those plays where that gap is the QB's responsibility.

I want to be like, "hey, jon@likeheyjon· Sep 13

This one wasn't a turnover but it should have been. Look how open the receivers are in both flats, but Tua throws over the middle directly at the safety.

I want to be like, "hey, jon@likeheyjon· Sep 13

Here, a corner blitz comes in unblocked and Tua sees it, but doesn't throw the ball away (he's got RBs in the backfield so he can just dirt it) or even tuck it to avoid a fumble, he acts like he can just step up a bit and the guy will bounce off him. Fumble.

I want to be like, "hey, jon@likeheyjon· Sep 13

watching fins-colts to see what the heck happened and...this isn't exactly news but Tua made egregious unforced errors on 3 consecutive pass plays. In the first, he sails a ball over the middle for an INT despite not really being pressured

I want to be like, "hey, jon@likeheyjon· Sep 13

This is a habit Nix has developed and apparently not corrected from last season: moving in the pocket and throwing on the run when he doesn't need to, leading to inaccuracy.