Lilfern

@lilfern

Forty-something Trekkie pirate figure skater from the PNW 🏴‍☠️🖖🏼⛸️ She/her but never ma'am Pfp by @deanbird

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Lilfern@lilfern· 6d

Llong Llive Lloyd 💜⛸️

A wall of messages and photos left behind by Lloyd Center ice skaters after the mall's closure

Lilfern@lilfern· 13d

Gorgeous, just like the real thing!

Lilfern@lilfern· 28d

Remember when they ruined all our lives

Ed looking at Stede at the fancy boat party and realizing he's got a crush

Ed looking at Stede at Pete and Lucius' wedding and realizing he wants to marry this man

Lilfern@lilfern· 28d

Same energy tbh

Fry from Futurama, spitting out some Slurm after he discovers it is sludge from the back of a giant space worm

Stede and Lucius after discovering they've just consumed juice from the nose jar

Lilfern@lilfern· Jun 17

"Heeeeey, it's Captain Curly!!"

Ed hiding his face because he definitely doesn't want to be seen treasure hunting

Lilfern@lilfern· Jun 12

Great Outfits in Figure Skating History vol. 11! ⛸️ Cecilia Colledge, a British skater who competed in the Olympics at age 11, pioneered the camel and layback spins, was the first woman to land a double jump in competition, and drove an ambulance during the London air raids in WW2.

Black and white image of a woman in a long sleeved dress on an outdoor ice rink. She is smiling at the camera and has one leg raised in the air.

Lilfern@lilfern· May 23

Title card of a DS9 episode entitled "Garashir in an Ikea"

Lilfern@lilfern· May 6

Letting the meme go by without omfd-ifying it would have been more prudent but I am not God's strongest soldier

Burger king meme that says "the teeth, they don't go back in

Burger king meme that says "coming nana, coming for some cake"

Burger king meme that says "moon glow, some of us are trying to bask in it"

Lilfern@lilfern· Apr 24

The aforementioned spider

Black and white jumping spider on a white background

Lilfern@lilfern· Apr 6

Who wore it better: First Contact Day edition!

Kristie Alley as Saavik in Wrath of Khan, wearing a brown jacket with large cream colored lapels and with her hair in an updo

Gates McFadden as Beverly Crusher in First Contact, wearing a brown jacket with large cream colored lapels, and with her hair in an updo

Lilfern@lilfern· Mar 21

In other news I am now the proud owner of a lighthouse!

Listing for a faux stained glass lighthouse in the OFMD craft auction

Lilfern@lilfern· Mar 14

Okay hear me out

Rhys Darby in a mermaid tail, next to a photo of a figure skating dress in similar colors

Lilfern@lilfern· Mar 13

Very important #Trek question! Kirk or Picardo?

James T Kirk on the bridge of the Enterprise, gently smirking at nobody in particular

The Doctor from Voyager, gently smirking directly to camera

Lilfern@lilfern· Mar 10

I've got two items in the fandom auction, get em while they're hot and help support our immigrant communities! #ofmd #piracy #fundraiser #jewelry www.32auctions.com/fandommarket...

Rainbow jewelry set, made from freshwater pearls. Includes necklace and matching bracelet and earrings.

Calypso's Birthday necklace, featuring a lovely blue agate.

Lilfern@lilfern· Mar 10

MIL got me a chocolate bar and yes, these priorities are correct but they are missing "ED TEACH'S EYES"

STED's guiding principles: create connection, honor place, celebrate taste

Lilfern@lilfern· Mar 1

One more item just submitted!

Lilfern@lilfern· Feb 15

Been meaning to post this for a bit but have been busy- an upgraded version of Ed's pearl necklace, and it's part of a matching set. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

Jewelry set with freshwater pearl necklace, bracelet and earrings.

Lilfern@lilfern· Jan 31

Who wore it better: creepy falling man edition!

Silhouette of a man falling during the xfiles opening credits

Mannequin figure galling to earth in Star Trek 4, the Voyage Home

Lilfern@lilfern· Jan 13

Now it's the Willamette but I grew up near the confluence of the Chena and Tanana rivers which, because the Tanana is quite simply ungovernable, looks like this:

Two boats on water, which is clear and calm on one side and turbulent and muddy on the other.

Lilfern@lilfern· Jan 4

Totally gorgeous shot of the revenge sailing toward dark clouds

Lilfern@lilfern· Jan 1

Nobody's doing it like Seattle, absolutely iconic 🎆

TV screen shows the Seattle fireworks show at the space needle, totally shrouded in fog

Lilfern@lilfern· Dec 31

Going for the most unhinged dinner party in history. The theme is Iron Chef and everything is made with raktajino. There's also unlimited Romulan ale.

Elim Garak, Cardassian tailor/spy and not so secret admirer of Julian Bashir

T'Ana, doctor of USS Cerritos and big fan of Naked Time

Professor Moriarty, holodeck nemesis of Jean-Luc Picard who is almost constantly not on the holodeck

Khan Noonien Singh, noted chest-haver and nemesis of James Tiberius Kirk

Lilfern@lilfern· Dec 8

Great Outfits in Figure Skating History vol. 10! ⛸️ Michelle Kwan's simple, classic, timeless 1998 periwinkle velvet dress designed by a former fellow figure skater, one Vera Wang.