taylor 🤏🐖🛼

@lilporkroll

lilporkroll a diminutive phrase to describe what is colloquially referred to as taylor ham. a gift?! for me?! why, you shouldn’t have! 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️😷 artist-person | puppet painter on laika’s wildwood

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taylor 🤏🐖🛼@lilporkroll· 27d

taylor 🤏🐖🛼@lilporkroll· 27d

a majestic light red amazon river dolphin, leaping out of the water, its bald body forming a beautiful arc in the open air before it slices back into the river

taylor 🤏🐖🛼@lilporkroll· Jul 5

here's our modest portland summer cottage www.trulia.com/home/3360-se...

the quaint hmj chat summer cottage, only five million dollars!

taylor 🤏🐖🛼@lilporkroll· Jun 24

feeling moisturized and glowy on a chewsday

photo evidence of lilporkroll's makeup from today while they're doing what comes naturally to them: not making eye contact.

taylor 🤏🐖🛼@lilporkroll· Jun 21

here’s to that odd feeling of simultaneous hollowness and fullness that can only be described as grief. miss you dad ❤️

a digital illustration made in procreate by taylor lynch of the late peter lynch, teacher, theatre designer, and dad to taylor and their brother ryan

taylor 🤏🐖🛼@lilporkroll· Jun 15

thinking about how a bunch of ghouls manufactured consent to let an airborne virus that causes brain damage (& cancer & mcas & pots & ibd & arthritis &...) rip through our communities, and now we're having fight off those same ghouls trying to sell us 'a tool' to do our thinking for us

an illustration of a green, scaly herbivore dinosaur defending themself against an orange and red scaly predator dinosaur. the green dino is holding the orange dino by the neck and gouging its thumb-like claws into its flesh) the illustration looks like it came from an old textbook.

taylor 🤏🐖🛼@lilporkroll· Jun 9

not usually on to show mug hole on main, but we’ll make an exception for you, carly 💖 @potcake216.bsky.social

luke proudly displaying our new menlo mud originals

taylor 🤏🐖🛼@lilporkroll· Jun 8

cake for the birthday sweetie 💖

a lemon and sage sponge cake with vanilla cream and berries for puddin’s birthday

taylor 🤏🐖🛼@lilporkroll· Jun 7

everyone wish a happy birthday to my sweetie, @mr-puddin.bsky.social 💖💖💖 thank you for your love, & for always inspiring me to slow down & be in the present moment. the world is better for having you in it, my dear, & i cannot believe my luck that you would choose to spend your time here with me. 🎂🎊

a photo of wee baby porkroll and puddin on the bart in 2019

olive and look gazing fondly at charcuterie

Puddin with their gams out on the balcony

taylor 🤏🐖🛼@lilporkroll· May 26

i mayyyyy have made a very light bdsm drawing referencing this and the tumblr/ao3 divas are, well…

A screengrab of a tumblr reblog tag that reads: “#salivating”

taylor 🤏🐖🛼@lilporkroll· May 24

a lil bonus for all you freaks out there

kevin james being bashful about his big ol tiddies

taylor 🤏🐖🛼@lilporkroll· May 24

(CW: these illustrations depict terminal illness!!) it was a pleasure to contribute some art to the triumphant return of Fucked Up Jeopardy last night! i'm so delighted with the reception of these & just how fucking funny the bit played out on stream. it was truly even better than i had hoped.

an illustration made by lilporkroll/taylor lynch in procreate of a normal 35 year old korean man, wearing a king of queens t-shirt and looking at his phone. the light of his phone screen illuminates his face in a soft glow, and his mouth is curved in a slight smile.

an illustration made by lilporkroll/taylor lynch in procreate of a recently deceased, normal, 35 year old korean man, wearing a king of queens t-shirt. the man's gaunt form is still seated in a recliner, though his arm that once held his phone is now resting in his lap, while his other arm has slipped from the arm rest. his phone lays on the floor between his feet, and the soft glow of the screen shows the big tiddy kevin james meme.

taylor 🤏🐖🛼@lilporkroll· May 23

taylor 🤏🐖🛼@lilporkroll· May 22

the goth experience: having a lil cute moment and then getting too sweaty after ten minutes

a black and white photo of a seated porkroll, having a lil goth moment on a wooden bench in their bedroom. There is a beaded curtain hung on the wall behind them and a set of weights beneath the bench

a photo of porkroll having a lil goth moment and showing off da butt. the barbell that helps maintain da butt is on the floor beneath a small wooden bench and eggs the cat is also present.

taylor 🤏🐖🛼@lilporkroll· May 22

it is actually a crime that they cut these out of the youtube upload of the show. A CRIME.

taylor 🤏🐖🛼@lilporkroll· May 10

some recent happenings on my tomodachi island. (featuring daria, jane, and trent as per request by @heycarmenok.bsky.social 💖)

a screenshot from tomodachi life: living the dream wherein daria, jane, and trent from mtv’s Daria, pose on a beach. i haven’t gotten around to making trent’s clothes yet, but he is wearing a sick, sad, world tee i made.

my mii, dreaming of saving the day via jazz cigarettes

greg davies trapping little alex horne in a bubble prison seems apropos, no?

i made columbo recently, so i had to make sure to make him his beloved companion, “Dog”. a wip photo of making dog the bassett hound in the palette house workshop with a reference photo on the laptop in the background

taylor 🤏🐖🛼@lilporkroll· May 9

what if i told you that you don’t have to choose

porkroll’s hands typing out a reply to cashley’s query on the bluesky mobile app

taylor 🤏🐖🛼@lilporkroll· May 9

this is who runs this account

porkroll surfin the information super highway

taylor 🤏🐖🛼@lilporkroll· Apr 29

now that the gig i’ve been working has concluded, i can focus on what really matters: obsessively crafting treasures for my miis

A photo of the “my treasures shop” screen in tomodachi life: living the dream. The curser is hovering over a vinyl record of The Fragile by Nine Inch Nails. Also in the shop there is: a vinyl record of Thrill of the Arts by Vulfpeck, Dune by Frank Herbert, Her Body and other Parties by Carmen Maria Machado, Cosmos by Carl Sagan, a tv with Taskmaster on the screen, and a copy of The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath

taylor 🤏🐖🛼@lilporkroll· Apr 22

on the train to my first fabrication gig in a while and feeling nervous!!! i do think it’ll be good, but it’s also the first time i’ve seen any of these people since before my mom’s death and i feel rusty being social to say the least 👉👈 wish me luck! 💖

a selfie of lilporkroll on the train to work. they are wearing a denim jacket, a backpack, a baseball cap, stoggles, and a 3m aura n95 respirator mask

taylor 🤏🐖🛼@lilporkroll· Apr 21

LOVE IS REAL

a screenshot capturing a beautiful moment from little alex horne and greg davies’ wedding from tomodachi life: living the dream. the white text along the bottom of the image is an offscreen sophie duker singing a song about their love and thanking that bitch (me) for being their guide.

taylor 🤏🐖🛼@lilporkroll· Apr 20

we’re having FUN

a screenshot from tomodachi life:living the dream wherein mii taylor is introducing mii luke to greg davies via a conversation about some common interests

a screenshot from tomodachi life:living the dream showing the latest addition to turtle island: lieutenant commander data of the uss enterprise

a screenshot from tomodachi life:living the dream wherein mii taylor and mii luke are lounging on the beach talking about love 💕

a screenshot from tomodachi life:living the dream wherein mii greg davies is having a hard time sussing if his affections lie with mii taylor or little alex horne. a real sophie’s choice.

taylor 🤏🐖🛼@lilporkroll· Apr 20

actual footage of me reading taskmaster fanfic

a screenshot from tomodachi life: living the dream wherein taylor’s mii is disguised as a tree, spying on little alex horne and greg davies blush and exchange meaningful gifts (a box of tissues 👀)

taylor 🤏🐖🛼@lilporkroll· Apr 17

well that was quick

a screencap of a little alex horne mii in tomodachi life: living the dream coming to realize his feelings for greg davies. his speach bubble reads: "i...i want to start dating greg davies and live happily ever after!"

taylor 🤏🐖🛼@lilporkroll· Apr 15

eggs gettin’ squinty and sleepy while watching his stories

a photo of a sleepy tabby cat called eggs curled up on a striped, knitted blanket in a yellow couch.

taylor 🤏🐖🛼@lilporkroll· Apr 13

the people deserve to know the truth

the secret about oregon that tina kotek doesn't want getting out

taylor 🤏🐖🛼@lilporkroll· Apr 13

spent this grey, rainy, sunday doing grey, rainy, sunday things: wearing pajamas, doing laundry, and dinkin' around in procreate thinkin' about future week™️ (many many thanks for the inspo @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social )

a digital illustration made by taylor lynch in procreate. the drawing is inspired by the future week streams on deadblossomjesse’s twitch channel. the image shows dbj in their silver-future form, writhing and glitching as a result of a dial-up modem sound alert being activated. their mouth is open in a silent scream as their arms flail, blurring together as they sink into the lower third of the image frame.

taylor 🤏🐖🛼@lilporkroll· Apr 5

olive read your post over my shoulder and has a lot of feelings on the matter!!!