Usdi Crittenden

@lilusdi

Same doofus as on twitter. Ndn anarcho-judaism. Non-dirtbag leftist. Unemployed cell/molecular biologist with a powerful rage for health misinfo. Wants to see pictures of your pets. Wondering how long I can make a descri

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Usdi Crittenden@lilusdi· 19d

I actually got some more IHS swag yesterday

A spray pen of hand sanitizer decorated with a pattern based on Lenape ribbonwork.

A white lanyard with the same ribbonwork pattern interspersed with the logos for the Department of Health and Human Services and the Indian Health Service

A nice ballpoint pen with the same logos engraved

A pin with a southwestern butterfly design

Usdi Crittenden@lilusdi· 20d

IHS stress bison

The front view of a bison-shaped stress ball

The top of the stress bison, which says "Indian Health Service PHS 1955"

Usdi Crittenden@lilusdi· Jul 7

hey, so, this is straight up a nazi

Antifa Central @kevinhewett.bsky.social said "the International Jew must be stopped"

Usdi Crittenden@lilusdi· Jul 7

For posterity

Bluesky user "the angry wisconsinite" saying "Figures like Emmett Till and Martin Luther King had false accusations leveled against them because of their identities and (in MLK's case) him standing up to racial apartheid. Graham Platner has stood up to apartheid aswell (sic) (Israel), and as such he is facing just a bit of what they did."

Usdi Crittenden@lilusdi· Jun 19

Thank you JP, I feel seen.

A screenshot from the article that reads, "We may not have a Messiah now, but we do have something else: scientists."

Usdi Crittenden@lilusdi· Jun 12

And then, on Sunday, head over to Downtown Hillsboro for a Pride block party organized by the Westside Queer Resource Center! Be sure to bring fluids and electrolytes, as temperatures are expected to be high. And don't forget sunscreen!

Usdi Crittenden@lilusdi· Feb 10

I can't help it, it's funny!

A diagram demonstrating the post-transcriptional process of poly-adenylation, in which a series of adenine ribonucleotides are added to the end of a completed mRNA transcript. Because adenine is depicted with the letter A, it looks as thought the mRNA is screaming AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Usdi Crittenden@lilusdi· Jan 17

Bluesky these last few days

Gimli: never thought I'd die fighting side-by-side with Will Stancil
Legolas: What about side-by-side with a fellow ICE hater?
Gimli: Aye, I could do that.

Usdi Crittenden@lilusdi· Dec 29

Well, that explains why I'm dizzy.

A BP monitor that indicates that my pulse is 48 bpm with palpitations.

Usdi Crittenden@lilusdi· Dec 22

The "Dawn of The Final Day 24 Hours Remain" screen from Majora's Mask, but Dawn is edited to Dusk and 24 is edited to 25

Usdi Crittenden@lilusdi· Dec 18

Possibly includes new lore lol. We were the "socially-emotionally disturbed" class, which was absolutely true, but by virtue of that fact they probably shouldn't have called us that 😂 we're emotionally disturbed teenagers, be nice to us!

Are autistic people *actually* more likely to be trans, queer, furries, etc, or are autistic people just significantly less susceptible to the social pressures telling us not to be those things?
Ableist queerphobes love claiming we're more vulnerable to being "groomed" into thinking that we're queer, but I think, based on lots of personal experience and interactions in my high school Special Day Class, that it's the other way around. Autistic people are already social rejects and are inherently less immune to social pressures. Why would we give a shit about a little extra judgment?

Usdi Crittenden@lilusdi· Dec 18

So my friend made the best possible Chanukah joke

I follow beis shammai but only on the 4th night

Usdi Crittenden@lilusdi· Dec 17

I started typing something and my phone turned it into this image which made me laugh so I'm posting it without context

That almost sounds like...socialism! In a bubbly font next to a red rose

Usdi Crittenden@lilusdi· Dec 15

I also have a matashi menorah!!! Yours is gorgeous. Tonight we lit a different one

A clear glass menorah with semi-transparent colored fused glass houses on it

Usdi Crittenden@lilusdi· Dec 11

I defeated the salt

Usdi Crittenden@lilusdi· Dec 11

Salt, my nemesis...you haven't won yet...I have the power of hydrochlorothiazide and anime on my side

Blood pressure monitor reading 144/86. Pulse is 59 with palpitations. The displayed date and time are wrong.

Usdi Crittenden@lilusdi· Dec 7

People who claim that mRNA vaccines are gene modification really need to understand that
1. There is literally no mechanism for this to occur unless there is an abundance of reverse transcriptase present in the cells in your upper arm, in which case you have a MUCH larger problem
2. If this were true we would NOT shut up about it??? If gene modification were that easy, cheap, and consistent we'd be curing cystic fibrosis, sickle cell anemia, spinal muscular atrophy, etc en masse RIGHT NOW

Usdi Crittenden@lilusdi· Dec 4

Hahaha I promise I have no interest in eating my CHO cells. They do look pretty cool though!

Usdi Crittenden@lilusdi· Nov 9

If you go to this product listing you can scroll down until it says "report incorrect product information." Click that, and then select "prohibited/offensive product" for the first dropdown. I wasn't sure about the second dropdown but I selected "prohibited/illegal product." Report the nazi shirt!

Screenshot of what it looks like when you select "report incorrect product information" on the shirt's listing. The drop-downs are as described in the main post, and for "details please" I wrote "this shirt shows a nazi salute beating a black power fist. This is a nazi shirt."

Usdi Crittenden@lilusdi· Nov 9

"Soup for the family" written in the style of "Zohran for New York City"

Usdi Crittenden@lilusdi· Nov 8

The reaction from a lot of antizionists to Zohran Mamdani (correctly!) condemning the antisemitic vandalism of a synagogue is disappointing, but not surprising, and is a perfect distillation of the kind of behavior that makes Israel-critical jews so hesitant to join the movement: 🧵

Goyish antizionists: Zohran should not have condemned the painting of a swastika on a synagogue because the person who did it wore a fedora and a zentai suit, which to my stupid brain means it was a jew faking antisemitism, a thing I secretly believe to be true of all antisemitism
Also goyish antizionists: man why aren't there more jewish antizionists

Usdi Crittenden@lilusdi· Nov 5

Sourced from a friend of a friend who apparently went to the same high school as Zohran Mamdani: he was in his high school's Judaic Cultural Society. In case some people were concerned that his outreach to the jewish community was just temporary pandering, he's been an ally for decades!

A photo from a high school yearbook. It's a club photo from the Judaic Cultural Society. Listed in the back row are Eugene Gurvich, Jared Feldman, Zohran Mamdani, Joel Krinsky, Aaron Levy, and Elizabeth Penn.

Usdi Crittenden@lilusdi· Oct 31

I FOUND AN IMAGE FROM THE PRESENTATION

A photo of a PowerPoint slide. It says:
History: 37 year-old male with a history of anxiety, attention deficit disorder, and chronic pain was brought in to the emergency department by paramedics. The patient was in his normal state of health at an end-of-life celebration for a friend with terminal pancreatic cancer. The patient's friend was prescribed a medical assistance in dying preparation as part of a physician-assisted since program. After the patient's friend consumed part of the preparation and described it as bitter, this patient ingested an unknown-sized "sip" of the preparation containing:
Diazepam 1,000 mg
Digoxin 100 mg
Morphine 15,000 mg
Amitriptyline 8,000 mg
Phenobarbital 5,000 mg

Usdi Crittenden@lilusdi· Oct 30

Nothing makes me feel more like a millennial than being surrounded by zoomers

My lab partner has the initials DK, and every time I see something she's labeled, in my head I hear the DK rap from Donkey Kong 64. I read her initials aloud involuntarily and she made the reference herself.
I was like "oh, did you hear that a lot growing up? I'm surprised you even know that song." and she said "well, not growing up, it's only a few years old."
Seeing my look of utter confusion, she elaborated "...the Mario movie?" and I had to explain that no, that song was from a video game from the 90s.

Usdi Crittenden@lilusdi· Oct 26

Since he keeps disconnecting this from quote tweets (and yet, despite the criticism, still hasn't deleted it. He must REALLY stand by this belief!), I'm going to include a screenshot for posterity when he inevitably detaches this or blocks me. Do not purchase this Nazi's beer.

On May 23, 2025, "🇨🇦 They still call me Mike" @10thpoet.bsky.social said "Maybe the nazis actually had the jews figured out?"
Despite receiving overwhelming criticism for his blatantly pro-Nazi beliefs, this post is still available as of October 26, 2025, 10:09 am Pacific time.

Usdi Crittenden@lilusdi· Oct 21

I assume this is the dynamic

The "they don't know" meme template where one individual stands alone in a corner at a party. That individual is thinking "They don't know I'm thinking about Jeff Wayne's Musical Version of the War of the Worlds" and the party guests are all thinking "Man I wish Usdi would shut up about JWMVotWotW"

Usdi Crittenden@lilusdi· Oct 18

I apologize for the quality of the image

Usdi Crittenden@lilusdi· Oct 17

INCREDIBLE

Screenshot of messenger conversation.
Me: Curtis Sliwa is like if Vermin Supreme wasn't doing a bit
Soup wanter: I met him once
Me: For a second I thought you meant Vermin Supreme but now I realize you probably mean Sliwa. Were you at a parade?
Soup wanter: it was at the Italian festival. Feast of saint something or other
Me: THAT COUNTS

Usdi Crittenden@lilusdi· Oct 17

Not actually graphic but I have a weird revulsion to mouths and figure someone else might too. Aside from the tartar and plaque, wtf is that thing in RFK jr's mouth??? Also dude, please floss, brush, and see a dentist. This is what no fluoride does to a bitch.

RFK's grimy, unkempt teeth, but also there's this weird white thing stuck onto his gum.

Usdi Crittenden@lilusdi· Oct 15

If you're in the Portland area, stop by a Kaiser to show solidarity with the Oregon Federation for Nurses and Health Professionals! We've got hot dogs, real dogs, unicorns, Guy Fieri, music, and so much more! I'm posted up at the Hillsboro location atm.