nobody: absolutely nobody: the worst people in existence: --- ok but what if we LEVERAGE this asset to make MORE MONEY

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Fresh shave before going to larp tomorrow.

Realising that I am slowly becoming one of those people whose house ads go viral because they have a room full of Goofy or Garfield toys.

he's back on them meds again then

I am begging my cat to not sit on the window ledge.

They have found an interesting piece of industrial slag.

Hiding sweet baby.

Visiting my mum and stepdad. I say this with love: what on earth is going on with the heterosexuals.

Sweet baby Gretel is melting on the stairs.

Hair looking crisp.

Oh - yes.

This is a claim that has me like huh?!

She's a soft girlie.

Learning about the new hip lesbian slang, 'cunt'

This is very touching. It's a great book. From 1977 to now they really knew.

I... hmm.

Hmm.

Every day is a learning opportunity.

Out for dinner this evening at a fancy sushi place after a day of larp writing.

Decided last night to have my beloved go at my hair with the clippers. I loved my thick curly hair but it was getting a little much in this heat. I'm afraid at seeming more masc in this environment but, you know, this is an authentic expression of me too.

He Crave the Crisp Freshé.

Took this on Saturday knowing it would come in handy: this is what you can get for lunch at a chain pub in semi-rural Derbyshire.

Best beloved is here with me visiting my sister, brother-in-law and nephews.

Went to buy toys for my nephews that we're visiting this weekend and I got fucking got by the Squishmallows.

I don't think I've ever heard Maps. I don't recognise it. The comments do suggest it's this sort of song.

Like this was my mental picture of him.

help. hello. help. We are kidnap. I am Gretel. Help. What is happen? Help. Hansel! I'm Hansel! I'm very small! Help? We are kidnap. police. call authorities. Help. Protest. Meow. Meow.

I was also really hot at the weekend tbh.

well there's your problem