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Lisavania@lisavania· Jun 26

Cabot actually has boxed mac with these! It's so freaking good.

Cabot Farmers Reserve Macaroni and Cheese that uses radiatore pasta.

Lisavania@lisavania· Jun 20

You know what? I thought about posting any of my usual suspects from Castlevania, or even Astarion, but then I was like "Anybody could do that." So instead, I give you that one time Sisqo played a vampire in Sabrina the Teenage Witch.

Sisqo wearing a black suit with a white undershirt

Lisavania@lisavania· Jun 1

It's my son looking like he doesn't want to deal with me, while also being mondo cute and kissable.

A black cat curled up on a fuzzy brown cat perch. His front paw is curled up and covering his eyes, but his nose is visible underneath.

Lisavania@lisavania· May 18

Baby tax:

A photo of a black cat curled into a ball with his paw covering his face and his tiny little nose sticking out.

Lisavania@lisavania· May 6

Home, exhausted and thankfully full of iron. That was a week of a day, dude. But I kept it together and didn't panic or frow up! Mom getting me a wheelchair when we got there helped keep my heart rate down so so so much. It would have elevated from anxiety to panic without that.

A very tired Lisa laying in bed wearing a nightshirt with kitties on it, showing a blue bandage that covers the spot where the IV had been. She's got a purple cooling read wrapped around her head (even though she's more of a Michaelangelo than a Donatello). She is also sorry that she was too anxious to do alt text for the first picture at the time.

Lisavania@lisavania· May 6

We're still mid anxiety attack, but we made it to the chair bois! Infusion, please happen.

Lisavania@lisavania· May 6

I couldn't help myself

Lisavania@lisavania· May 2

Today's project: blueberry fidget earrings! They're much easier to fidget with than the cherries, but they're a little more work. Gonna nap and then go back to finish a few more.

Dangly hook earrings made of deep blue beads with a shine that mimics glowing in the right light and a little plastic leaf.

A bottom view of the earrings, showing how they naturally bunch up.

All the supplies I used: headpins, jump rings, beads and leaves.

Lisavania@lisavania· Apr 13

Hell yeah repurposing an old clamshell and some styrofoam into a compact carrier for a Square reader!

A small black compact that says LETSCOM from a lapel mic a friend bought me.

The compact zipped open to reveal styrofoam hastily cut and indented to fit a small Square card reader that connects via USB C to a cell phone. The top contains a pocket with a card that reminds me what cards it can take.

Lisavania@lisavania· Mar 17

Bonus photo of The Child being exasperated while I was looking for groceries with mom.

A black cat lying on its side with its front paws curled up. One ear is up and the other is squished against the bed. His name is Shadow and he is perturbed.

Lisavania@lisavania· Mar 3

Lisavania@lisavania· Jan 15

Post a game that you remember playing that nobody else remembers

A photo of a level one player doing tutorial quests in Trickster Online.

Lisavania@lisavania· Jan 2

This bodes well for the tentative plans I've got for the year! Let's get out there and DO THIS THING!

Lisavania@lisavania· Dec 22

Spending winter solstice under covers with kitties in a bed with a mattress warmer. I wanna get up to work on so, but snuggle time first!

An angled photo of a black cat on a pink blanket at the foot of a bed, with a tabby cat under the covers beside the viewpoint.

Lisavania@lisavania· Dec 10

I was finally able to sit at my PC for an extended period and canceled Spotify premium (My message to them was "What do you *mean* you don't see anything harmful about running ICE recruitment ads? Girl, bye.") and YOU GOTTA LOVE EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION. This is gross times a million.

Spotify's account cancelation page links to a playlist from @SpotifyCares titled "Goodbye for now :(" with songs that have titles that spell out "If you leave us now you'll take away the biggest part of us". Wild abusive partner behavior from a company, dude.

Lisavania@lisavania· Nov 13

I was trying to test out my new light box, but my son had other plans.

A black cat walking into a half of a box that has lights in it for taking product photos. There's a necklace propped up inside the box when he decided to do this.

A black cat inside a half box, covering most of the LED lights inside.

A black cat peeking his head out of half a box.

A black cat looking very interested in something out of frame.

Lisavania@lisavania· Nov 6

It's Lisa Day! Everybody has to have something delicious to celebrate! This is the cookie cake mom got me this year kfdlfd;lgf It's supposed to be a kitty (my son) popping out of a jack-o-lantern, but she recolored it to be blue and made it a portal. He still has a little autumn hat though!

A cookie cake decorated in chocolate and blue icing. There is a black cat coming out of a blue portal (a recolored jack-o-lantern). The text says "You chose the wrong portal!"

Lisavania@lisavania· Nov 4

In and out in like 20 minutes! Bless it being 7am. I hope so many more people show up!

Lisavania@lisavania· Nov 3

Oh no, they kinda do look like ghostly Slimer

Lisavania@lisavania· Nov 3

A kitty purring because her mattress is set to 5, her mom covered her up and just told her that she's getting her a nice sweater for winter.

A slanted view of a cat named Tabitha laying underneath puffy covers. She's been shaved recently, so a lot of the hair past her shoulders is much lighter than what's on her face and arms.

Lisavania@lisavania· Oct 31

I put it all in a pillowcase for morale! @briesbe.bsky.social is the official savior of this Halloween 🖤🤎🖤

A pillowcase full of candy, including Ghost Dots, Fruit Chews, Tootsie Rolls, Tootsie Pops and regular Dots, as well as a bag of Autumn Mix candy corn and Reese's pieces.

Lisavania@lisavania· Oct 31

Throwback to 2018 when I dressed like this to wed my parents on Halloween!

A Caucasian lady in a very messy room taking a photo in the mirror of herself in a white dress and a Sailor Moon wig.

Lisavania@lisavania· Oct 24

I caught my first shiny last night because Sten pointed it out and this is sending me into the stratosphere

Lisavania@lisavania· Oct 22

Also Cogsworth finding out I'm gay.

Lisavania@lisavania· Oct 22

My stupid ass out here dressed like an LFO music video with a CK one spritz. They gave me JNCOs and I'm making it everybody's problem.

Lisavania@lisavania· Aug 13

uh oh

Lisavania@lisavania· Jul 19

God I wish America wasn't a hellscape, because we have so many food crimes.

A screenshot of the Sonic drive-in on the Doordash app, advertising their new, horrible slush creation.

"SONIC's sweet slush featuring the bold flavor mix of pickle juice and tart lime, with Pickle Juice Flavor Bubbles and a GRILLO'S PICKLES Pickle Chip right on top. Available in a medium size only."

Lisavania@lisavania· Jul 14

I read "no sex Marg" and immediately this popped into my head

Marge and Homer Simpson in bed, with Homer saying "Come on, Marge. We're a team. It's uter-US not uter-YOU."

Lisavania@lisavania· May 20

You know what? Full fuckery mode: Chester Cheetah

Chester is a rad cheetah with sick sneakers and sunglasses.

Lisavania@lisavania· May 20

The Turts, but these ones