Melissa Stewart

@lissajostewart

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Melissa Stewart@lissajostewart· 27d

Username being a TS reference checks out. It’s giving “she’s calling HERSELF an argumentative antithetical dream girl.”

Post from u/the1suburban-legend on r/gracieabrams:

Referring to a horrible man as “girl” is genuinely so cheeky and petty, I love it, men are who are so ardent about their masculinity HATE being “girl” even tho call girls “dude” and bro”. Girl I know men like YOUUUOOUUUUUUOOOOOUUUOO.

Comment: it’s not about a man. It’s saying girl, you’re acting like men I know

OP response: please try to comprehend the song outside of its chorus, go READ the lyrics, why would those be about a girl

Melissa Stewart@lissajostewart· 28d

Melissa Stewart@lissajostewart· Jul 14

Oh my GOD

Zendaya wearing a white cotour gown with white angel wings

Melissa Stewart@lissajostewart· Jul 14

Paw pillow 🐾

A close up of an orange cat sleeping, her head resting on three of her paws

Melissa Stewart@lissajostewart· Jul 14

Had to get a desk attachment cat bed so my supervisor could keep a closer eye on me. She is pleased.

A small orange cat sits on a raised cat bed attached to a white desk.

Melissa Stewart@lissajostewart· Jul 9

Stick figure shielding a cat’s eyes from Ally’s ranking

Melissa Stewart@lissajostewart· Jul 9

My skips:

Debut - A Perfectly Good Heart

Fearless - Hey Stephen, Superstar

Speak Now - Superman, all of the vault tracks except Castles Crumbling (sorry not sorry)

Red - WANEGBT, Girl at Home, Ronan

1989 - YAIL

Reputation - no skips

Lover - No skips

Folklore - betty 😬

evermore - no skips

Midnights - Bejeweled

TTPD - I Can Fix Him, etc., So High School

TLOAS - The Fate of Ophelia, Elizabeth Taylor, Opalite, Father Figure, Eldest Daughter, Ruin the Friendship, Actually Romantic, Wi$h Li$t, Wood, CANCELLED!, Honey, The Life of a Showgirl

Melissa Stewart@lissajostewart· Jul 4

There’s a whole other internet out there

I’ve been around since 2007, why is everyone up in arms about gold on Kloss?

Melissa Stewart@lissajostewart· Jul 3

Good girl, sad boy Big city, wrong choices We had one thing going on I swear that it was something 'Cause I don't remember who I was before you Painted all my nights A COLOR I HAVE SEARCHED FOR SINCE

Melissa Stewart@lissajostewart· Jul 1

Fascinating. www.dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/ar...

So, it is certainly safe to say that a major operation is underway – which makes it understandable that Swift is said to have been hit by last-minute jitters, struggling to sleep and feeling overwhelmed as the big day approaches.

An insider told the Daily Mail: 'Taylor can perform in front of tens of thousands of fans in a stadium and feel confident and not at all nervous. It's her stage and she owns it. But I've never seen her like she is now. She has pre-wedding jitters.

'She's going through a totally new experience in her life and it's got her ruffled.'

Like many brides, the usually unflappable pop superstar is said to be finding the prospect of walking down the aisle daunting.

'She's having trouble sleeping, feels very emotional about the little things that don't usually even matter,' the insider said.

'She knows the world will be looking at her on her big day. It's unnerving. She feels people will criticize her for almost everything from the way she dresses to the way she carries herself. She's anxious, excited and vulnerable all at the same time.

'To say she's shaken up in the days leading up to her wedding is a good way to put it.'

Thankfully for Swift, her groom appears to be taking the countdown to 'I do' in his stride.

The Kansas City Chiefs tight end, who is just as accustomed to performing in front of packed stadiums as his fiancée, is said to be keeping a cool head while doing everything he can to calm Swift during these final days.

'In contrast, Trav is the complete opposite. In fact, he's been trying to calm Tay,' an insider said.

The Daily Mail first revealed in April that Swift and Kelce had required their wedding invitees to RSVP with a signed NDA before they could secure their place on the exclusive guest list.

Despite the intense secrecy surrounding the event, the legal agreements reportedly contain no financial penalty – or any punishment at all – for guests who choose to break the terms, according to TMZ.

Instead, the couple are said to have relied on a different safeguard, namely individually watermarking each invitation using guests' first and last names repeatedly across the design, making any leaked invite instantly traceable.

Even then, guests are still said to know remarkably little.

Another insider told the Daily Mail that invitees have been instructed simply to be in New York between July 3 and July 5, with no further specifics given.

'Guests still do not know anything other than be in NYC July 3-5 and available then. That is all. Everyone is still being kept very in the dark,' the insider said.

'Yes, everyone going and associated with [the wedding] cannot get in without their NDA being signed.'

Even the guest list itself has become something of a spectacle.

Swift's invitees stretch far beyond her famous inner circle that includes the likes of Selena Gomez, Gigi Hadid and the Haim sisters.

Instead, the vast reception is said to have evolved into something closer to an entertainment industry summit – a move that has reportedly raised eyebrows among some of Swift's longtime friends.

'Taylor's wedding reception has turned into a massive networking event and it has some of her friends doing eye rolls,' another insider told the Daily Mail.

A lot of celebrities will be there including Stevie Nicks and Selena Gomez. But there will also be a ton of industry players at the big event, almost like a who's who of bigwigs.'

Among those expected to attend are Eras Tour executive John Ross and his wife Nancy, Republic Records chairman Monte Lipman, Universal Music Group CEO Lucian Grainge and his son Elliot Grainge, who will surely attend with his wife Sofia Richie.

'Some friends are complaining the wedding concert is a vanity move to advance her career, to prove she is a super big fish in the music world,' the insider added.

'She is really showing off with this wedding.'

The insider claimed the blockbuster celebration already bears little resemblance to the intimate affair some friends had envisioned.

'She could have had a small wedding with friends and family only, but this is a whole new level, it is a massive event with business friends and big time performers. I would be surprised if it turned into a movie for Disney+,' the insider said.

Melissa Stewart@lissajostewart· Jun 29

Ok, well I read the actual opinion.

BARRETT, J., delivered the opinion of the Court, in which ROBERTS,
C. J., and SOTOMAYOR, KAGAN, and JACKSON, JJ., joined. ALITO, J., filed
a dissenting opinion, in which THOMAS and GORSUCH, JJ., joined, and in
which KAVANAUGH, J., joined as to all but Parts II–C–2 and III.

Melissa Stewart@lissajostewart· Jun 26

Every day this man is like, “We turned off the Make People Suffer Machine. It took like 2 minutes to shut it down, there was a big red button labeled ‘off.’ Anyway here’s free childcare!”

Melissa Stewart@lissajostewart· Jun 25

Please enjoy this video of 5 raccoons eating the birdseed from the bird feeder they pulled down and then broke open.

Melissa Stewart@lissajostewart· Jun 20

This is Chester. He would like you to know that the food bowls on the deck are empty.

Melissa Stewart@lissajostewart· Jun 20

Posting this photo from 2022 for no reason at all.

Lissa and Shelby watching the sun rise over the reflection pool in DC

Melissa Stewart@lissajostewart· Jun 16

Melissa Stewart@lissajostewart· Jun 16

Oh!

Keychain from Taylor Swift’s store, with a cactus, a rock, and beads that say “friends4ever” and “Taylor swift”

Melissa Stewart@lissajostewart· Jun 13

Melissa Stewart@lissajostewart· May 28

They just . . . Announced performers without actually booking them.

R&B group Milli Vanilli also bowed out of the upcoming concert, with singer Jodie Rocco telling The Associated Press in an email Thursday that the group was not contacted to perform at the event.

"My sister and I were shocked to see our name, 'Milli Vanilli,' as one of the performers," Rocco told the outlet.

Melissa Stewart@lissajostewart· May 28

So on edge. Not at all confident and happy and literally BEAMING

Melissa Stewart@lissajostewart· May 28

Not really sure what they want from me here.

An online form for a doctor’s office asking me to input my height in feet and inches. I input “5” for feet and “11” for inches. A red error message states, “11 is more than 10.”

Melissa Stewart@lissajostewart· May 28

If you’re not familiar with this case, Pitchford did not kill anyone. The actual killer got 20 years. Pitchford got the death sentence.

In 2004, two black teenagers, Terry Pitchford and Eric Bullins, robbed a grocery store near Grenada, Mississippi. During the robbery, Bullins shot and killed the white store owner. Bullins reached a plea agreement and received a 20-year sentence for the homicide. The State charged Pitchford with capital murder and sought the death penalty. During jury selection at Pitchford’s trial, the prosecutor used peremptory strikes against four of the five black potential jurors.

Melissa Stewart@lissajostewart· May 22

WHOMST AMONG US has not experienced IT issues which just happen to conceal evidence of misconduct from the court

Mr. Hogan: there was some IT issues

Mr. Parente: I’m sure there were

Melissa Stewart@lissajostewart· May 21

Civil attorneys catching strays

MR. HOGAN: There was some IT issues.

MR. PARENTE: I'm sure there were. But these are games that civil attorneys play. This isn't what someone whose job it is to always do the right thing should do. Again, this was personal, Judge. It was quoted in the paper,
"Prosecutors blasted Parente for hysterically speculating about perceived misconduct in what was the normal practice"

MR. HOGAN: -- that was --

MR. PARENTE: I'm not done --"in Chicago's federal court. There was nothing remotely unusual, let alone nefarious about that state of affairs." How you can say that
in this context is beyond me.

Melissa Stewart@lissajostewart· May 20

I have to praise her for slaying the (fake) mouse, or she will wander around yowling until I do.

Melissa Stewart@lissajostewart· May 19

Tbh I kind of miss the rush.

You’ll never guess what I’m doing

Are you doing a handstand in the pool?

No, crazier than that.
I’m doing my CLE credits
In MAY

Babe, you have like 7 more months before you have to panic do all of those in one day?!?

Melissa Stewart@lissajostewart· May 14

Homer did not say that. Brad Pitt said that.

Everything is more beautiful because we’re doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again

- Homer

Melissa Stewart@lissajostewart· May 13

I am officially old.