you'd need a gun to my head to get me to open this email

Detroit tourism board using bots?

from @sndplusa.bsky.social via Twitter

is that good

a BAND *thump thump* a SHOW *thump thump* a MOVIE *thump thump* Nirvanna

one of the triple features of all time

btw (via @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social)

dying laughing at the crisis management dogslop

showered + washed my hair + made cornbread for breakfast. Monday morning is for setting the tone 😤

this is a man watching a second down TFL. why does he look like he wishes he was dead? because he's been terrorized all night by Aaron Donald.

don't know, don't care, count it

financial planning:

BENCHES CLEAR AT JIMOTHY NIGHT

I got backdoored into going to Jimothy Night, kill me

seated for SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY in CINERAMA (ScreenX)

walked past a $5 sweet treat today

yeah he sure looks cool. does he accomplish anything. is he fighting for righteousness. does his victory in war save him from death. pic unrelated

NO. STOP IT.

moderate The Odyssey spoiler I've found the best way to experience Christopher Nolan

the Vivian Wilson Dropout episode just got even more controversial

#PittDad got jokes

I fear I've been cooked 😭😭

I look cute as a button today imo

I like mine!

move aside, "Ship of Theseus", you're being replaced by "AI generated 2020s Republican Elaine"

she's really Me